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"just get the f**k on with it and make me the anti-christ already!"
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*
Meh
Written by: Lycanthrope
i actually had the privilege of speaking to a real stalker, i adopted the personna of young naive private school girl and had a great time.
msn is fun
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Written by: *Aimée*
I had one guy adde me who had a fetish for hiccups. He had done a google on on it and got to my profile on here (in my intro it says 'she of the hiccups')
The dude wanted me to hiccup down the phone to him!!
Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Written by: Cantus
I added all 4 to my list after you told me of them Jon. 2 requests (Ridethe5iral@hotmail.com and lactics4eva_5@hotmail.co.uk) bounced. But the other 2 seemed happy to add me.
They both appear to be lunatics.
and i mean that in the nicest possible way.
of course![]()
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian