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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland
see? and obviously cute aswell
no one?
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
I would, but you have already defined that I don't fit one vital piece of criteria you are after in an owner. I lack the 'fe' in 'female'
Anyone else for me? I am still up for auction until Sunday
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
well ill refresh my bid;
a nice warm double bed
a years supply of beer
as many hugs as wanted
a kiss
a sofa
4 kittens ... ooo there so cute ... *cough*
as many nights off as needed to a point
and me
i add;
an old piece of paper
my bass <3
my handcuffs
some rope
my blanky (dont take the piss its the best!!)
some chocolate
and..........another kiss from me
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
sorry Fyre hunny, i already own one HoPper and thats a handful as it is.
besides...im too scared to bid in case DA beats me with pointy sticks!
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
oi i dont poke ... much no just fyre was my first ikkle person and i love him lots and im not letting him go
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
ok i'm a little late joining this one but what the hell! btu i'm only gonna make one bid for ya steaks!
i bid:
ownership of Europe when i take over the world,
https://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=h...s%3Den%26sa%3DN
<<< them
a bouncy ball (any colour),
all the chips and gravy you can eat,
my eternal love,
shared ownership of my teddy periwinkle (she's a doggy),
access to my music collection on iTunes (all 1469 songs),
and a baby rabbit.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
How big will the bouncey ball be? And what type of music is in your collection?
Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
well ill refresh my bid;
a nice warm double bed
a years supply of beer
as many hugs as wanted
a kiss
a sofa
4 kittens ... ooo there so cute ... *cough*
as many nights off as needed to a point
and me
an old piece of paper
my bass <3
my handcuffs
some rope
my blanky (dont take the piss its the best!!)
some chocolate
and..........another kiss from me
I add;
access to my computer when ever needed
removal of piercings on me
a years pass to go any where abroad
a puppy
a cute little teddy from my collection
a box of old CDS~various chillout and ambient ablums
thats all i can think of
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland
seems like no girl is interested in me
so i guess anyone can bid on me now.. my selfesteem wont take this well..Your bid is noted Asena, still not a big fan of just 1bottle of JW tho
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
oi fyre your already owned by me!!!!
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland
i know, this is my way of creating a huge network of HoPpers around me
now shush before my plan is revealed 
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
erm you cant be reowned by someone else
get to your room young man Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland
if you can own 2 i can be owned by 2
it`s just the way it goes * goes to his room and slamms the door*
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
No i can own as many as id like you can only have one owner now stay in your room and wait for me to tell you off
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland
it can`t go down like that.. that aint fair
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
If only you hadn't been sexist ah?
I hope you say when you "noted" my bid, that it has been withdrawn...
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland
oh yes.. you had your bid withdrawn, dang..
now i truly feel like a bad person
anyways, the possible (by "possible" i mean "unavoidable") gay jokes i might (by "might" i mean "will") make in the future are just jokes and no offence should be taken of them.
all better now
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
O that was a joke...
Ha ha?
Anyhoo... You and Dale dont seem to be selling well do you?
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
no thats why ill have three strapping boys tolook after me....sounds awesome tho the food bill will be hell to pay
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Strapping boys...?
I thought you had met Dale?
He's far from strapping, the lil runt
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
naaa i spent some time in manchester and got toknow him hes very useful round a house
though i felt guilty because i didnt do anything sorry!! Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland
actually the "being sexist" wasn`t a joke. I wanted to be owned by 2girls/women. how awesome would that be?
The gay joke rant-ish thing was for future, but i`ll tone them down since they are obviously not well taken here
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
and go back to your room your grounded ...
naaa joking and another girl/woman!?!?! i think not Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland
"another girl/woman!?!?! i think not "
for the looks of it, i don`t think there`s a threat for that happening
If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!
Peace -Fyre-
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
best not be *looks upset*
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
ok.......................... so i bee neglected by my owner, so i'm up for slae again!!!
any offers???
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
oh no *breaks down* who do i want more *panics* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Buy both.
Then, by principal of recursive ownership, i'll own lots of people.
And, maybe, at some point in the future, i'll own myself.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
but biddin for two people..... i could get told off and lose both
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
after much thought and consideration and a long cry ... *cough* i withdraw my bid on steaks as my other owned people are getting neglected and they need my love and attention
sorry steaks persides if i had three you may take over me and id be helpless Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
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