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elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
wavehelloHi, my name is Laura, I am 22 years old, and for as long as I can remember, I have been a marmite addict. redface I have experimented with lots of substances - I'm also a bit of a nutella-head and partial to the odd jam splurge, but I think I can control it...
(ok ok, sometimes I get a bit out of control at parties or the like and generally someone ends up with a nutella-face redface... but its all harmless fun really.)

But one habit I take very seriously is Marmite consumption. I have tried sometimes mixing various substances on toast: - cheese and marmite ubblove, marmite and peanut-butter, marmite and jam... but today I was introduced to the idea of marmite and mustard together on toast eek It was just too much. I am disturbed.

wowBut, for you, Elora dana, a real inspiration in the field of toastal experimentation, much respect! cool

peace.

An addict in Vienna.

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jemima (jem)SILVER Member
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1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
Marmite is good when you spread it as thin as you can, threat it like a delacasy, its a special thing ubbangel

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VixenSILVER Member
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3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Went to Rikkis for lunch... im now back at work armed with my marmite and cheese sarnies! haha - this thread made my mouth water! xxx

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DominoSILVER Member
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757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
An in depth look at Marmite

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elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
ah yes hooray for marmite and all the joy it brings smile

Molly, forget the dodginess, I'd love to lick marmite off your face!! ubblol

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
I'll just lie back and enjoy it then wink

ado-pGOLD Member
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3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
*sets up tripod*

carry on

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Hubert_CumberdaleSILVER Member
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
Marmite rocks my morning toast like no other spread!

And who can mention Marmite without bigging up Twiglets?

GelflingBRONZE Member
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665 posts
Location: Chepstow & Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Not only can I tell the difference between Vegemite and Marmite and can also tell the difference between Vegemite made for the UK market and that for the Ausi market and the same is true for Marmite. Marmite is by far the best. I like to mix it with baked beans and peanut butter serve on toast with grated cheese grilled on top - much better than Nutteller.

If it’s on its own then I like it evenly spread with over toast at a depth of 4mm. Also good in a vegi alternative to gravy - one glass of red wine, one caramelised onion (cut into rings) 3 finely chopped cloves of garlic and one table spoon of marmite (use gram flour for thickner)

Hehehehehe - twiglets - that reminds me of a Jasper Carrot sketch where he is discussing the Good Sex Guide in which he says that the Good Sex Guide recommends using ordinary household objects to improve foreplay - bare cupboards - wait here's some marmite - it would be like shagging a twiglet. It was funny in his brummy accent anyway.

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animatEdBRONZE Member
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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
*writes down Gelfling's recipes after remembering his curry at falmouth*

But yeah, Marmite's OK. I don't love it or hate it. the adverts lie.

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=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
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2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Marmite on toast with cheez biggrin

Bovril on toast with cheez biggrin

Nutella on toast biggrin

Twiglets... censored

Either Marmite or Bovril on toast with cheez and beans biggrin

I went to Germany with school, and the best thing they had over there was pre-buttered bread to go in the toaster, spread thickly with Nutella... mmmmmmmm biggrin biggrin biggrin

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gemitBRONZE Member
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Location: Plymouth, UK


Posted:
Yep, defo a difference between Marmite and Vegemite....Marmite is more tangy me thinks biggrin

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Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
I adore marmite. gotta be REAL marmite though...none of this cheap tesco's own junk...REAL marmite. I'm pretty much addicted too. It happens to the best of us! Try it on cheese sandwiches if you haven't already...beautiful stuff

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monkeynamedspankPadawan
197 posts
Location: Bolton


Posted:
I like it but I'm not fanatical about it. I'm generally more of a jam person.

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Mistress_MaledictiHeaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over
192 posts
Location: Wolverhampton


Posted:
Marmite...yum! Especially with cheese on toast or just by itself. It makes a great dip for celery - even makes the celery palatable!

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88Jack88newbie
21 posts
Location: Melbourne


Posted:
Vegimite and melted cheese

Woo \m/ \m/

GandyBRONZE Member
member
34 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
fantastic, marmite is the heavenly nectar, the ambrosia if you will - ooo, must be tried with treacle!! mmmmmm......were's my toaster.....

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NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
Written by: elasta

marmite and peanut-butter,




that, is actually a stroke of genius... now, i'm not a great fan of peanut butter, but every now and then, i want it anyway.... so i tried it with marmite, and now i am quite hooked... marmite's wonderful, it can improve anything ubblove

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Delirium_Starmember
73 posts
Location: Portsmouth


Posted:
Marmite is sooo foul, has any one ever had a boyf who loves marmite and you don't and they eat a bloody spoonful of it and then kiss you? it just makes you feel sick! BUT everyone has their own tastes I suppose

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AnotherPyronewbie
18 posts
Location: Sydney


Posted:
vegemite has a much better taste

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SeraphireHoP's Original Smelly-Hippie-Scum-Bag
270 posts
Location: Under your stairs


Posted:
I can't believe what I'm seeing! Marmite is gift from the gods! Marmite is obviously going to save us from whatever type of redemption that whoever will bestow upon us. I would kill for marmite...please let me kill for marmite! It's delicious and nutritious..so good on toast...

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Delirium_Starmember
73 posts
Location: Portsmouth


Posted:
For some reason I LOVE TWIGLETS but I really do HATE MARMITE!! strange but true. Twigletts will save us all!

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doctor_fandangoGOLD Member
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Posted:
ok, some of you may know my feelings on the whole veggimite/marmite/bovril situation. and how they are all abominations to the known world. but upon reading the first page of this post ,a story came crashing back. its a realy cool 'game'. it involves the last few hours of a party, a jar of nutella and a pot of tea. you place the nutella in the room. whoever's the first to take a dunk into the nutella has to make a pot of tea, you can always replace the tea making with some other task that nobody in the flat wants to do.. going to the shops,doing the dishes, rolling a wink cigarette.. anything.. the temptation as you can well imagine is very much

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ChickpeaSILVER Member
mostly a muppet in need of distraction...
305 posts
Location: bristol, Australia


Posted:
i can't believe no-one has mentioned marmite and cheese OR marmite and chicken TOASTIES!

The greatest ways to eat marmite. Yummmmmmmmmm!

And for the record : Bovril is more evil than Dr evil on a particularly naughty day.
devil
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