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Location: South Wales
White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,
WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.
All answers replied...
Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country
picture here: Lover boy
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic
Written by: Tinklepants
and an inflation plug...
then that's all that counts 
As for keeping me in a box, as long as there are air holes and crumpets - I'm in.
How can anyone not enjoy hugs? I know when to be affectionate and when to be all manly (usually in the queue for the cab when a fight kicks off around me
) Actually, a friend oncetold me recently that I was unusually cuddly - and not in the *bit podgey* sense
Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens 
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
As I am single mine would read
25, male, kinda short (5'8'') who likes live music and playing in the park/at the beach in the sunshine.. Likes big hugs and back massages
seeks fun loving girl to cuddle up with at the end of the day , must like to give/receive back massages and all the fun of sharing a bed with someone
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
cardboard boxes are so versatile, its cool. you can put things in them, they create little villages in alleyways for homeless people, and they can be cut into lil rectangles and put into another box, labelled Ryvita
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
multiplex
611 posts
Location: somewhere..., Germany
Nuggit: you'll get your airholes and crumpets.....!
@Matty B: to cuddle up at the end of the day is soooo wicked, giving and receiving back massages (or the rest of the body as well) and all the fun of sharing a bed with someone toooooooo!!!
how comes that a male is so up for cuddling, no complaint, just positively surprised!!!
tina
- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic
*ponders*
And a DVD player? For when I'm not required
Guys like hugs too - I'm terrible first thing in the morning (apparently). One time, me, my mate and his missus were all sleeping in a bed (nothing funny, it was after a big knees up) and when we all woke up, my mates missus and I were hugging each other and he was left out! Neither of us knew what was going on and were able to laugh about it after a while. A cuddle's a cuddle, nothing more, nothing less
Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
for nuggit THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic
right back atcha hon Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
i like hugs i hug everyone
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
s'cuz you insane. do you want me lauz? no-one else does
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
Awwwww hunny
ofcourse i want you just not in the lesbian way babe.
and yes other people want you !!!!!
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
thats good coz i'm not a lesbian. i am straight.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic
Written by: JP Madam SNOOPoi
thats good coz i'm not a lesbian. i am straight.
*snigger*
I promise to give you a
when I meet you Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
*wanders in looking lost and sleepy*
Oh morning all, big
all round. Aren't mornings the best time for snuggly hugs? *wanders off to find a nice cosy bed again*
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
yayy! hugs all round!
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
so would you all rate kissing or hugging as a *ahem* prefered activity?
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
depends on who it was with...
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
All about the Kissing!!
There's nothing better than Kissing the perfect Girl and...
But then hugging is great too..
Can we mix the two?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i hope so THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic
Hugs in the morning (no need for morning breath
) and after *ahem*Kisses all year round
But both equally as important me thinks.
Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
*wanders into thread for first time*
whats this all about??????
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
group Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
it's a lonely hearts column. you put up an add an if you are lucky some one will pick you but we went a bit
lol THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
ok..... Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Ahhh and here was me thinking it was all about hugging (yes even though I read the title
)*ahem* Here goes then....
Male, 27 (shhh its not that old!), seeks fun loving, poi spinning chicks. Likes hugging, kissing, massages, learning new things and the outdoors (camping, doing poi on mountains,forests etc). Likes to meet new peeps (though is a bit shy) and is up for almost anything....well at least once!
LoL I feel all cheesey now! More
all round! Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i like your add THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Danke
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
s'ok
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
ok think its my turn to post one...
male 18, seeks female that likes poi and staff, kissing, hugging, can put up with a looney
no need to cook, i can work the mircowave and is up for new experiences Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
hmm i like your too
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
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