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Login/Join to Participatespirito vagante
2 posts
Location: Bristol (uk) / NYC
Lo folks,
Umm... am i the only one that suffers a brain fart when they try to write something like this?
Well, what can i say? I'm a 22 years young scotsman who often gets ID'd when buying lottery tickets. Currently i'm pimping myself for a stupidly big insurance company. (Yay, for being screamed at by customers 7 hrs a day!)
Got into poi and stuffs last summer in Wales and've tried to keep it up through the crappy scottish winter. I can spin some, twirl staff a bit, juggle a mite and crack myself of the head a lot.
When i'm not playing with the toys, i like messing with peoples heads by knitting in bars, chatting up old women and leering at midgets.
Favorite drink would be Guinness, and ditto that for fav food too.
If anyone's going to this years BJC i'll be kicking about. Sometimes the mountain really does come to Mohammad!!
Group Hug!
Iain
just because something is simple, doesn't mean it isn't difficult
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
hey welcome to HoP Patro
im at the BJC this year hope to see you there
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Hi! I'll see you at the BJC
But for now, tell me what you think about penguins!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
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544 posts
Location: swansea, United Kingdom
HI!
whats BJC and nice to know you found all about this stuff in wales.
WALES! WALES!, (SHOUTS IN BIG FAT RUGBY PLAYER VOICE) HEHEHEHE
NICE ONE
DONT DO DRUGS THERE BAD FOR YOU.
SO GIVE THEM ALL TO ME AND I WILL GET RID OF THEM FOR YOU!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Hello and welcome to HoP!!!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
spirito vagante
2 posts
Location: Bristol (uk) / NYC
Penguins?
They're excellent. The way they melt in your mouth just before you bite into them..
Great with a cup of tea
just because something is simple, doesn't mean it isn't difficult
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
heya
wales rocks - where i was born
scotland is ok - better in some way less sheep - i hate sheep - (they say doing DofE helps you HA.......)any who peace and enjoy
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Disco Inferno
160 posts
Location: Remote Western Australia Karratha
Howdie-Ho
welcome to HoP
i also would liek to know what BJC is
"Only fools are positive! are you sure? Im POSITIVE"
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
y0! congratulatoins, because i anti-hate you!!
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
spirito vagante
2 posts
Location: Bristol (uk) / NYC
BJC is the British Juggling Convention. One of the few days of the year when grown men get to play with their balls in public. (and women too obviously)... (and children for that matter)....
just because something is simple, doesn't mean it isn't difficult
member
82 posts
Location: Clapham, London, United Kingdom
Hello and horay for for your balls!!!
I'm not sure i like the idea of being shoulted at for a living though...*thinks for a mo*... maybe you should BECOME a sheep, grass is free and then you wouldn't need a job! Plus I have been told sheepskin is really in this year! Tee hee hee giggle titter guffor... (I think I have run out of laughing words!) Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Hello
I was going to go to BJC but unfortuantly my bank statement says otherwise
Do you like the colour pink?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Hiya Patro
Welcome to HOP!!!
Love is the law.
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: Patro
I can spin some, twirl staff a bit, juggle a mite and crack myself of the head a lot.
Wait til you get up to 3 mites!
Didn't know there was a Perth in the UK.. bet you get references to Australia quite a few times? Anyway, welcome!
spirito vagante
2 posts
Location: Bristol (uk) / NYC
Pink? I used to love pink until i dyed my hair that way. Alas, it all fell out, and poor lil me was left bald for months
As for juggling three mites, i dunno about that. How big is a mite anyway? Bigger than a midget? mMm... juggling midgets....
just because something is simple, doesn't mean it isn't difficult
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
hi!
it was cool meeting you, thanks for taking us to the pub (and for the beer of course!)
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
thank you for the informative answer ry, i've got a rhinovirus in me at the mo
aka a cold. welcome to HoP patro, i'm scared of clowns, so i may not be hanging out in your thread all too much, sorry!
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Hello
I was at the BJC, though I don't think I met you
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6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Heya, welcome
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