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Location: South Wales
heres a good one:
When I Had A Cold
When I had a cold my nose ran quite a bit,
I snotted and snatted and snutted and snit,
It ran and it ran and it snotted some more,
So I snotted and snutted and snat on the floor.
I snut on the walls and I snit on the mat,
I snotted and snotted all over my cat,
I snit in the fridge and I snat in the bath,
I snut on a sheep and left snot on a calf.
I snut in the garden and snat on the shed,
And I snotted awake and I snotted in bed.
And eventually when I got over my cold,
I found I had snotted all over the world.
And now everything in the world sticks together,
It's snotted together for ever and ever,
And everyone likes everyone else quite a lot,
As they're bonded together with gallons of snot.
Now everyone's nice and they talk to each other,
There's quality time for the father and mother,
Since I snat on their shoes and I snut in their hair,
They're all stuck together and can't go anywhere.
No-one's ever unpleasant, no insults are thrown,
As they're all stuck together with snot in their home,
And so now and forever the tale will be told,
How the world was made better when I had a cold.
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
'specially cos I have a cold today and am feeling rotten
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
148 posts
Location: Brisvegas, Aust
Oh that poem brought back memories of Dr. Zuess!!!!!!
So thats what all the yellowy goo is! thank you
It's all good
557 posts
Location: The Underworld
Az abouve, So below...
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
aww!
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
168 posts
Location: London
tee hee... very good and so wonderfully graphic...eeewwwww!!
you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!
Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!
168 posts
Location: London
tee hee... very good and so wonderfully graphic...eeewwwww!!
you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!
Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!
168 posts
Location: London
tee hee... very good and so wonderfully graphic...eeewwwww!!
you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!
Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!
2,737 posts
Location: London
Kewl - that one almost cheered me up.....
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
havok - you think too much! you must have had that same thought at least three times!
Geologists do it in the dirt................
168 posts
Location: London
umm... dunno what on earth happened there!! must have been the little computer gremlins hate me again today
stoopid pooters
you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!
Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!
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