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1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Just thought I should give my intro thread some loving care, as it's been extremely neglected and sad.
As exams have just finished and I have almost 2 months holidays, I have a whole lotta time on my hands now.
Name: Claire, aka Clarence
Location: Australia
Hometown:Melbourne
DOB:5 July
Age: 21
Sex: Female! I can't believe how many people on this forum have mistaken me for a guy since I joined!
Occupation(s): Uni bum, checkout chick.
Favorite Food(s):Lollies. Especially the ones with sour sugar on them!
Favorite Color(s): Pink and black checks.
Toys: My teddy bear... Oh, wait, is this supposed to be where I write "Poi"?
Hobbies other than the obvious: Sleeping, eating, playing my bass, dress ups.
Education: University
Favorite Book(s): Staple a book to my hand and I'll probably read it.
Favorite Movie(s): Any really bad horror movies. Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander.
Favorite TV show(s): Lano and Woodley, Grey's Anatomy, Futurama
Plans for life in general: Be the ringmaster of my own circus.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Atreyu, Anberlin, The Audition, Silverstein, Matchbook Romance.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Choc- Mint
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? Nutella. Preferably mixed into my icecream.
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1185257795)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
can we do it up properly too? No trick locks or knots. I wanna see some huge chains!! We're not letting this one escape before we can tag it and release him back into the wild!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Location: USA
Yeaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!
*Screams a battle cry while I brag of my face paint and spear in hand*
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I'm allergic to tagging - especially if it's the new fangled "chipping" technology.
ummmmm.... still... someone...
?????!!!!! Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
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567 posts
Location: USA
Allergic to tagging eh?
We might just have to brand you then! Mwahahaha..
Okay, seriously, this is getting out of hand
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*starts heating up hot iron*
Out of hand? I don't know what youre talking about!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
branding huh? Well, if it's the HoP logo daintily on my left buttock check then I suppose it could be deemed appropriate...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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567 posts
Location: USA
You're on your own for this one George *runs away frightened by Clarence*
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
hang on there - who started this?? and now you're going to just run away? Is that what they call responsibility these days!!
but ummm... just quietly... I'm also a little worried about the size of that thing that CQ is heating up over there...
also the eager grin on her face...
ummmm....
???? Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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567 posts
Location: USA
I didn't start it! Point_blank did!!!!
*shouted from an echo of me miles away*
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
*Gidg slowly backs out of the room.*
Sorry George, I was going to help you but I have this thing about tatoos, branding and pierciing besides my ears. You're on your own.
*turns around and runs for the hills*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
muhahahahahaha....
*Advances with branding iron*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
look....
*casts about anxiously for any glimmer of hope*
all you have to do is break out the choc milk cannon again and hose the mad duck and her hot metal with it and then the world will be a sfae place again for a while...
(well, safe until I get out of this darn strait-jacket)
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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567 posts
Location: USA
*runs back to the room, deciding to be the hero. Grabs the branding iron from Clarence for her and Georges safetly, but doesn't realize that I grabbed the burning orange part*
"HOLY SCHNIKES! Now my hand says property of Clare, son of a!!!!! Get it off get it off get it off!!!"
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
It does? How did that happen? My branding iron just had the HoP logo on it!!!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
*muffled*
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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567 posts
Location: USA
Sorry, I was reading it upside down..
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
*Gidg jumps back into the room, cape flapping in super hero fashion. Taking aim with her trusty Super Soaker One Zillion, she start squirting chocolate milk at everyone*
Don't worry! I'll save you!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Ha ha! I'm prepared! Your puny eatch weapons are not match for my anti milk blaster! (aka my sharpened stick!)
*Stabs a hole in the barrel of Gidg's pistol*
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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567 posts
Location: USA
!!!!!!! I don't know who to root for.. "I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Hey! You're too young to be doing any rooting!!!
Not until you're 16 young man!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Location: USA
*counts down the minutes til I'm sixteen*Just kidding though, definitely no rooting for me
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Oooo, this means war!
*runs out and comes back in and hoses down CQ with a fire hose*
No one ... and I mean one messes around with my super soaker!
*looks down at CQ lying on the floor*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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567 posts
Location: USA
Nooooooooooo!! Claaaaareeeeeeence!!!
*takes out two super soakers full of REGULAR milk and shoots it at Gidg*
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
good, it's working - it's all gone quiet...
*carefully wriggles out of the strait jacket and bolts for the door pausing only to jab at CQ while she's down and out*
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Oh puullleeeeaaasse! *flips a switch on the fire hose and soaks RR with Strawberry milk. Looks down at RR sitting on his bum.* You are going to have to do much better than that.
Run George! Run!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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567 posts
Location: USA
NEVAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*grabs out the monty python monster bunny* MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*lobs a Holy Hand Grenade, to destroy thine enemy into tiny little bits*
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
*wakes up after being unconscious for more than 12 hours*
Whaaaa....? What's happening?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I think your thread got kinky then out of control
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
That's what she said!
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