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Posted:
-Updated 31 Aug 2005-
So here I am again. It's been a while hasn't it. My alto sax initially got a lot of use. Funny isn't it, how a fulltime job takes away all your spare time. Haven't had any time to poi too, apart from Jugglejam on Mondays and the monthly Moonfests. And even then, it somehow seems I tend to play with the stockwhip instead of poi
Another lens has been added to the stable too. A Canon EF-S 10-22 3.5-4.5.. nice and wiide. But it all boils back down to that time issue. Despite having the new lens, I seem to find I'm out taking less pictures.. the folio hasn't been updated in a while, and I'm starting to get the horrible feeling I'm stagnating. Must. Get out of this rut.
If you're my muse and reading this, inspiration needed now.
-Edited 14 Dec 2005-
I liken this to opening the fridge to find that jar of misc what's it, several months expired
. Hey how's it going? 
So what's new! Well.. poi's getting a bit better for one thing. Nice how after poi-ing for a while, you stop hitting yourself senseless. In fact, one might argue how after a certain point, each hit puts more sense into you..
Haven't gone skating or rockclimbing in a bit, but that's ok- life's full of wonderful distractions, and really, you can only do a couple at a time.
University's just wrapped up! Yep. A degree in art & visual culture, television & digital media.. Just waiting for a piece of paper at the moment (yay!). And trying to sort out how Australia will let me live here forever and ever
. Have I mentioned how wonderful it is, you so ought to visit *nudge* Also been getting out the with photography and stuff- a couple of projects to follow up on, blue skies and puffy clouds as far as I can see.
Updates updates. [insert geek] I've updated my camera gear too.. my 20D, 17-85 4-5.6 IS and 580EX now have a 70-200 2.8L IS to play with.. soon too, riding on getting a particular gig, either a 350D and a 24-105 f4 IS, or another 20D.. -grin- [/end geek]
[edit 14/12/05: Gig didn't go through, and ended up performing at it instead of shooting it Life has a funny way of messing you about doesn't it.. so no 2nd body for me just yet, or nice 24-105 f4 IS 
]
Been taking lots of photos lately. I think there's something intrinsically beautiful in capturing moments- you know how you look at a photo and it brings you back to where you were that day, who you were with, how the air smelt even.. Maybe one day I'll get to exhibit
.. but yeah.. lots of work to be done meantime.
Hmmmm.. yes the world's beautiful today. It's good to have new toys, new moves, new direction.. old friends.. a best friend 
, and enough distractions not to get bored for too long.
Btw.. favourite words haven't changed..
And mm.. I'm still not too close to balletic, and dulcet..
Hmm.. la la la laaa squawk..
[edit 14/12/05: I now have a beautiful alto saxophone- the best use of which I have thus far found, is to attract ducks and other misc waterfowl]
Yep, how about we say still aspiring.
Hope all's well with everyone- don't be strangers now!
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EDITED_BY: Ry (1157020734)
-Updated 31 Aug 2005-
So here I am again. It's been a while hasn't it. My alto sax initially got a lot of use. Funny isn't it, how a fulltime job takes away all your spare time. Haven't had any time to poi too, apart from Jugglejam on Mondays and the monthly Moonfests. And even then, it somehow seems I tend to play with the stockwhip instead of poi
Another lens has been added to the stable too. A Canon EF-S 10-22 3.5-4.5.. nice and wiide. But it all boils back down to that time issue. Despite having the new lens, I seem to find I'm out taking less pictures.. the folio hasn't been updated in a while, and I'm starting to get the horrible feeling I'm stagnating. Must. Get out of this rut.
If you're my muse and reading this, inspiration needed now.
-Edited 14 Dec 2005-
I liken this to opening the fridge to find that jar of misc what's it, several months expired
. Hey how's it going? So what's new! Well.. poi's getting a bit better for one thing. Nice how after poi-ing for a while, you stop hitting yourself senseless. In fact, one might argue how after a certain point, each hit puts more sense into you..
Haven't gone skating or rockclimbing in a bit, but that's ok- life's full of wonderful distractions, and really, you can only do a couple at a time.University's just wrapped up! Yep. A degree in art & visual culture, television & digital media.. Just waiting for a piece of paper at the moment (yay!). And trying to sort out how Australia will let me live here forever and ever
. Have I mentioned how wonderful it is, you so ought to visit *nudge* Also been getting out the with photography and stuff- a couple of projects to follow up on, blue skies and puffy clouds as far as I can see.Updates updates. [insert geek] I've updated my camera gear too.. my 20D, 17-85 4-5.6 IS and 580EX now have a 70-200 2.8L IS to play with.. soon too, riding on getting a particular gig, either a 350D and a 24-105 f4 IS, or another 20D.. -grin- [/end geek]
[edit 14/12/05: Gig didn't go through, and ended up performing at it instead of shooting it
Life has a funny way of messing you about doesn't it.. so no 2nd body for me just yet, or nice 24-105 f4 IS ]Been taking lots of photos lately. I think there's something intrinsically beautiful in capturing moments- you know how you look at a photo and it brings you back to where you were that day, who you were with, how the air smelt even.. Maybe one day I'll get to exhibit
.. but yeah.. lots of work to be done meantime.Hmmmm.. yes the world's beautiful today. It's good to have new toys, new moves, new direction.. old friends
.. a best friend , and enough distractions not to get bored for too long.Btw.. favourite words haven't changed..
And mm.. I'm still not too close to balletic, and dulcet..Hmm.. la la la laaa squawk..
[edit 14/12/05: I now have a beautiful alto saxophone- the best use of which I have thus far found, is to attract ducks and other misc waterfowl]
Yep, how about we say still aspiring.
Hope all's well with everyone- don't be strangers now!
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Written by: Ry
I've been exploring this site a bit lately, and have decided everyone seems like a nice bunch- thought it's about time I said hello. Ryan, 24, born in Singapore, but Brisbane Australia has been home to me for the past 3 years.
I love photography, playing the guitar (if one took a picture of me with my guitar, it looks like I'm playing it- does that count?), getting from point A to B on my trusty mountain bike, inline skating and hockey, occasionally rockclimbing, and just being in good company. I'd also like to add poiing to the list when I stop hitting myself senseless.
Irrelevantly, my two favourite words (I've got heaps if anyone's interested) are 'balletic' and 'dulcet'. 'Balletic', unfortunately, isn't a word I'd use to describe anything I can do, and 'dulcet' is a word I haven't dreamt of aspiring towards yet.
Enough for now, don't be strangers!
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Gromit's Humble Squire
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Just had a quick look again, and the only thing I could find was a bite of trivia- that guys tend to wear belts counter clockwise while girls tend to do the opposite. As well you know..
Just had a quick look again, and the only thing I could find was a bite of trivia- that guys tend to wear belts counter clockwise while girls tend to do the opposite. As well you know..
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ya know, a whale shark once tried to overturn a little boat Nick and I were in. Scary! You see, he had just finished singing a Nova Scotian Sea Shanty...
no, seriously! It happened ! It really did! My mom was even in the boat too, you can even ask her!
ya know, a whale shark once tried to overturn a little boat Nick and I were in. Scary! You see, he had just finished singing a Nova Scotian Sea Shanty...
no, seriously! It happened ! It really did! My mom was even in the boat too, you can even ask her!
"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."
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And a Nova Scotian Sea Shanty does what again?
And a Nova Scotian Sea Shanty does what again?
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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oh goodness.. i dont think they do that..
oh goodness.. i dont think they do that..
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they only do it when your back it turned. sneaky little buggers...
they only do it when your back it turned. sneaky little buggers...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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hey thankies, got two nights running now 
the fancy dress was fantastic, i looked so silly but thats the fun of it i suppose, plus no-one recognised me! check it
hey
thankies, got two nights running now the fancy dress was fantastic, i looked so silly but thats the fun of it i suppose, plus no-one recognised me! check it
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Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
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I thought it was meant to be a pic of Ry. Completely unrecognisable...
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hey
the fancy dress was fantastic, i looked so silly but thats the fun of it i suppose, plus no-one recognised me! check it
I thought it was meant to be a pic of Ry. Completely unrecognisable...
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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*agrees with Lou* Oh goodness indeed.
Rouge: The Nova Scotian Sea Shanty gets angry with you and threatens to make you nice bolognese?
Jen: Wow. That's a very convincing Velma! Well done! Your own creation or hired?
April: Heya! Long time no see missy! How are you and the boy?
Gnor: Gee.. if either of them were me, I'd not recognise me..
*agrees with Lou* Oh goodness indeed.
Rouge: The Nova Scotian Sea Shanty gets angry with you and threatens to make you nice bolognese?
Jen: Wow. That's a very convincing Velma! Well done!
Your own creation or hired?April: Heya! Long time no see missy! How are you and the boy?
Gnor: Gee.. if either of them were me, I'd not recognise me..
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I've been holding my breath for about.. 3 months now? Good though- glitter stays out of my nostrils
All goes well.. it's about 10 to 4 in the morning.. I really should be asleep.. think I'm running off in a second. So so tired.. In other news.. I think I swallowed a small, sharp shard of plastic.. not sure what to do but wait and see..
So.. will there ever be a world trip by you two? Would be great if you could somehow make it here in October you know.. Common Ground and all that... What say you?
I've been holding my breath for about.. 3 months now? Good though- glitter stays out of my nostrils All goes well.. it's about 10 to 4 in the morning.. I really should be asleep.. think I'm running off in a second. So so tired.. In other news.. I think I swallowed a small, sharp shard of plastic.. not sure what to do but wait and see..
So.. will there ever be a world trip by you two? Would be great if you could somehow make it here in October you know.. Common Ground and all that... What say you?
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Posted:
I think the Nova Scotian sea shanty either:
1- makes whale sharks very very angry,
so they go into a crazed destructive mode trying to overturn and smash boats that are way way smaller than they are. .., or
2- acts as an irresistable aphrodisiac, attracking the hulky masculine whale shark, who then , sadly,mistakenly and unsuccessfully, attempts to mate with aforesaid cute petite boat...
Either way it is a pretty powerful song.Nick had no idea the power he was unleashing, I am sure.
I fail to see how nasty fanged tomatoes come in to it,
but maybe I missed something during all the screaming. Glitter should be featured in the story somewhere, perhaps Nick was wearing some? I know I wasn't.The ocean was sort of glittery that day though.
( oh, for those of you who are truly lost on the whole subject, Nova Scotia is a place in Canada, a province actually, surrounded by ocean.People there sing a lot, and thus a sea shanty is a song about the sea, or sung on the sea, usually while drunk. Or maybe just people I know sing them while drunk. Think things along the lines of the classic" oh, what shall I do with a drunken sailor..",
that sort of thing, but better.
A Whale shark is a very big fish, but not a fish, cause I think it is a whale,not a shark, so actually a mammal?Perhaps it was having an identity crisis. Who knows these things? At any rate. They are supposed to be rare. One does not usually have them close enough to pet.)
oh yeah, location, location, location. No whale sharks in Nova Scotia , this was in Thailand. So maybe it was just startled.
Well, that about reaches my nonsense quota for today,
'bye guys
I think the Nova Scotian sea shanty either:
1- makes whale sharks very very angry,
so they go into a crazed destructive mode trying to overturn and smash boats that are way way smaller than they are. .., or2- acts as an irresistable aphrodisiac,
attracking the hulky masculine whale shark, who then , sadly,mistakenly and unsuccessfully, attempts to mate with aforesaid cute petite boat...Either way it is a pretty powerful song.Nick had no idea the power he was unleashing, I am sure.
I fail to see how nasty fanged tomatoes come in to it,
but maybe I missed something during all the screaming. Glitter should be featured in the story somewhere, perhaps Nick was wearing some? I know I wasn't.The ocean was sort of glittery that day though.( oh, for those of you who are truly lost on the whole subject, Nova Scotia is a place in Canada, a province actually, surrounded by ocean.People there sing a lot, and thus a sea shanty is a song about the sea, or sung on the sea, usually while drunk. Or maybe just people I know sing them while drunk. Think things along the lines of the classic" oh, what shall I do with a drunken sailor..",
that sort of thing, but better.A Whale shark is a very big fish, but not a fish, cause I think it is a whale,not a shark, so actually a mammal?Perhaps it was having an identity crisis. Who knows these things? At any rate. They are supposed to be rare. One does not usually have them close enough to pet.)
oh yeah, location, location, location. No whale sharks in Nova Scotia , this was in Thailand. So maybe it was just startled.
Well, that about reaches my nonsense quota for today,
'bye guys
"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."
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lol sorry i didnt mean to confuse you guys! it was hired but ended up with lotsa burns so i bought it for £15, same happened to my friend (scooby) lol, so if anyone needs a velma and scooby to make an apperance i know where to find them
do they sing shanty town in novia scotia like mr scruff....?
'theres a whale, theres a whale, theres a whale fish he cried, and the whale was in full view! whale fish, whale fish, whale fish, and the whale was in full view!'
me likes that song a whole lot
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Jen: Wow. That's a very convincing Velma! Well done!
lol sorry i didnt mean to confuse you guys!
it was hired but ended up with lotsa burns so i bought it for £15, same happened to my friend (scooby) lol, so if anyone needs a velma and scooby to make an apperance i know where to find them do they sing shanty town in novia scotia like mr scruff....?
'theres a whale, theres a whale, theres a whale fish he cried, and the whale was in full view! whale fish, whale fish, whale fish, and the whale was in full view!'
me likes that song a whole lot
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Posted:
i have no idea what that is, but it's excellent...
on a similar note russell and i spent half the evening trying to remember all the words to the llama song
Hope it's a bit sunnier 
over there than here, sir
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'theres a whale, theres a whale, theres a whale fish he cried, and the whale was in full view! whale fish, whale fish, whale fish, and the whale was in full view!'
i have no idea what that is, but it's excellent...
on a similar note russell and i spent half the evening trying to remember all the words to the llama song
Hope it's a bit sunnier over there than here, sir GOLD Member
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btw, as per tradition, you may have my post no. 4000
btw, as per tradition, you may have my post no. 4000
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Posted:
andrealee..
I like the "my thats a sexy boat singing a sexy song" theory
andrealee..
I like the "my thats a sexy boat singing a sexy song" theory
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Posted:
twinkle twinkle little Ry
shining in the deep blue sky
can i join you if i try?
i'd probably need to be high.
twinkle twinkle little Ry
shining in the deep blue sky
can i join you if i try?
i'd probably need to be high.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Posted:
andrea: Not quite sure why, but 'Nova Scotian Sea Shanty' gives me a craving for fish and chips.. and scallops Whale shark and chips.. mmm. Mental note to pick up extra lemon.
Regarding a whale shark mating with a cute petite boat.. erm. For the sake of all whales, I hope the obm wasn't running..
Nonsense quota? Nonsense! 
Jen: Noted. Velma and Scooby. Don't think I've ever seen a person in a dog costume spinning fire before. Any burn pics?
A whale fish.. I have a pretty good feeling I'll be crying that out lots this week. No better way to obfuscate a random than to chuck him/her a wet old whale fish.
Lou: That llama thing.. bizarreness. I swear yesterday evening for no particular reason I was humming 'if you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama..'. I'll still have to send you that other llama vid too Oh llama madness.
Knock knock..
Who's there?
llamallamallamallamallamallama..
4000! Why thank you.. Feels like the last 1000 was just yesterday.. hehe. I've got quite a few to catch up with you yet.. Will get there..
Gnor: Will so have to show you this llama video too. Basically 2 guys get in a llama suit and get in a llama enclosure.. then get humped by a male llama. The guy behind's like 'ow!' and starts screaming..
Beth, you're so much a sweetie
Use your wings, instead of your feety
To find me, just try-
flap hard, you'll fly high
Oh btw. Don't forget to pack Petey
andrea: Not quite sure why, but 'Nova Scotian Sea Shanty' gives me a craving for fish and chips.. and scallops
Whale shark and chips.. mmm. Mental note to pick up extra lemon.Regarding a whale shark mating with a cute petite boat.. erm. For the sake of all whales, I hope the obm wasn't running..
Nonsense quota?
Nonsense! Jen: Noted. Velma and Scooby. Don't think I've ever seen a person in a dog costume spinning fire before. Any burn pics?
A whale fish
.. I have a pretty good feeling I'll be crying that out lots this week. No better way to obfuscate a random than to chuck him/her a wet old whale fish. Lou: That llama thing.. bizarreness. I swear yesterday evening for no particular reason I was humming 'if you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama..'. I'll still have to send you that other llama vid too
Oh llama madness. Knock knock..
Who's there?
llamallamallamallamallamallama..
4000! Why thank you.. Feels like the last 1000 was just yesterday.. hehe. I've got quite a few to catch up with you yet.. Will get there..
Gnor: Will so have to show you this llama video too. Basically 2 guys get in a llama suit and get in a llama enclosure.. then get humped by a male llama. The guy behind's like 'ow!' and starts screaming..
Beth, you're so much a sweetie
Use your wings, instead of your feety
To find me, just try-
flap hard, you'll fly high
Oh btw. Don't forget to pack Petey
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Posted:
Yes and another little announcement for anyone interested! New poi video, coming up very very soon. Spent the whole night awake editing yesterday's footage..
Uploading to my server now. 
Yes and another little announcement for anyone interested! New poi video, coming up very very soon. Spent the whole night awake editing yesterday's footage..
Uploading to my server now.
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Posted:
A rainy spin in West End, new, and what an all-nighter spits out in the morning. May include a couple of butterfly hyperloops, and one butterfly hyperpoop.
New! Ry - Fun with Poi v.IV 05/04/2006 (right click, 'Save Target As' 33.5mb) New!
[Old link]
A rainy spin in West End, new, and what an all-nighter spits out in the morning. May include a couple of butterfly hyperloops, and one butterfly hyperpoop.
New! Ry - Fun with Poi v.IV 05/04/2006 (right click, 'Save Target As' 33.5mb) New!
[Old link]
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Posted:
I have that llama footage. I just hoped his suit didnt have a hole in it. Jackass production?? Was sent it from townsville then I sent it back to Gabe. Shall I put you on my jokes list as well?
I have that llama footage.
I just hoped his suit didnt have a hole in it. Jackass production?? Was sent it from townsville then I sent it back to Gabe. Shall I put you on my jokes list as well? Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Posted:
Love it!
Love it!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Posted:
*sits down, waiting to be packed*
well, i do have a suitcase about 6ft away from me that i quite happily fit inside
*starts up powerball*
cheers, pete
*sits down, waiting to be packed*
well, i do have a suitcase about 6ft away from me that i quite happily fit inside
*starts up powerball*
cheers, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
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Posted:
*crawls in door*
can i sleep in here a while?.... *yawn*
Zzzzzz......
*crawls in door*
can i sleep in here a while?.... *yawn*
Zzzzzz......
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Posted:
Gnor: Yeah, did look a bit like a jackass production. I thought it was hilarious. It's so.. wrong.
Might have to turn down the jokes list offer though, soz. Although, you can get a bunch of really cool videos at www.wimp.com.. Talking cats are cool
Beth & Pete: So what's the first order of business for this new couple then?
Lou: All you want miss. Current pillow count is 5- 2 being rested, and 1 on an adventure. So tired.. Should be sleeping soon..
Gnor: Yeah, did look a bit like a jackass production. I thought it was hilarious. It's so.. wrong.
Might have to turn down the jokes list offer though, soz. Although, you can get a bunch of really cool videos at www.wimp.com.. Talking cats are cool
Beth & Pete:
So what's the first order of business for this new couple then?Lou: All you want miss.
Current pillow count is 5- 2 being rested, and 1 on an adventure. So tired.. Should be sleeping soon.. SILVER Member
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Posted:
Ok, you should definatley be asleep now?
Ok, you should definatley be asleep now?
Gayle.....!
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Posted:
I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It makes them taste real funny
But it keeps them on my knife.
A man was seen walking through downtown with a desk strapped to his back, a typewriter under one arm, and a wastebasket under the other. He was stopped by a policeman, asked what he was doing, and arrested when he replied, "Impersonating an office, sir!"
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made Tickle Me Elmo dolls. It was Friday and almost quitting time, and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes and gave her instructions.
On Monday they started up the line; and within twenty minutes, they had to shut it down again. Apparently, one worker couldn't keep up.
The boss went down the line to find the problem. As he approached the new lady, she was very busy trying to do her part, but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her.
Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
The boss could not control his laughter and said, " No! I said to give each doll Two... Test... Tickles!"
I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It makes them taste real funny
But it keeps them on my knife.
A man was seen walking through downtown with a desk strapped to his back, a typewriter under one arm, and a wastebasket under the other. He was stopped by a policeman, asked what he was doing, and arrested when he replied, "Impersonating an office, sir!"
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made Tickle Me Elmo dolls. It was Friday and almost quitting time, and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes and gave her instructions.
On Monday they started up the line; and within twenty minutes, they had to shut it down again. Apparently, one worker couldn't keep up.
The boss went down the line to find the problem. As he approached the new lady, she was very busy trying to do her part, but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her.
Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
The boss could not control his laughter and said, " No! I said to give each doll Two... Test... Tickles!"
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
wonderful spinning as always sir ry!
makes me ooooOOooo and aaaaaaahhhhhh when i see you spin cause it shows me what i could be doing if i had not become the lazy git i have!
hope all is well, and most importantly i hope that you are spreading your wonderful smile with ease!
hope to catch up soon!
wonderful spinning as always sir ry!
makes me ooooOOooo and aaaaaaahhhhhh when i see you spin cause it shows me what i could be doing if i had not become the lazy git i have!
hope all is well, and most importantly i hope that you are spreading your wonderful smile with ease!
hope to catch up soon!
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
GOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Gayle: But. due to the planet's reliable turning, I'm back- awake at some ungodly hour, again
Kels: Two peanuts were walking down a street. One was assaulted.
*test tickles Kels*
April: Hey miss! Long time no see.. hoping you're going good! I'd love to pat your hand and tell you no, you haven't been a lazy git, but sitting down for whole jugglejams, you don't make a very good case for yourself Hoping to catch you soon! *prod*
Hey just a thought- this Sunday, Burleigh. Interested?
Gayle:
But. due to the planet's reliable turning, I'm back- awake at some ungodly hour, again Kels: Two peanuts were walking down a street. One was assaulted.
*test tickles Kels*
April: Hey miss! Long time no see.. hoping you're going good! I'd love to pat your hand and tell you no, you haven't been a lazy git, but sitting down for whole jugglejams, you don't make a very good case for yourself
Hoping to catch you soon! *prod* Hey just a thought- this Sunday, Burleigh. Interested?
SILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
Posted:
aha! finally, i got one beat of the waistwrap hug
im also starting to get waistwrap hyperloops
how goes it sir? how's your weekend been.
hmm, i must be off to the land of nod.
*zzZZzzz*
aha! finally, i got one beat of the waistwrap hug
im also starting to get waistwrap hyperloops
how goes it sir? how's your weekend been.
hmm, i must be off to the land of nod.
*zzZZzzz*
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
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