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Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
i think this was brough up in the five fangled fungame, but i cant find it there so hopefully its not an acutual thread
could you suspend the laws of physics, what would would you love to poi with?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
things like stalls when the poi is at the top of the circle it makes when you spin, or have a tangle about your head
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Stars, Planets, individual atoms, orbs of water, spheres of dark matter, balls of liquified iguana spleen, etc.
However, you seen to have created a self fulfilling paradox:
Written by: Sparkey
could you suspend the laws of physics, what would would you love to poi with?
Surely, if you suspend the laws of physics, then both the gravitational and centrifugal forces, needed to spin the poi would not exist.
Then again, suspending the laws of Physics may lead to nothing existing......at all....anywhere...ever... probably.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
i think i was refering to selected laws of physics, just get rid of the ones that make it impossible to spin with houses and leave the rest ^_^
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I dont think you could.
You cant spin a house because its a) too heavy and b) glued/ cemented/ pebbledashed/ RSJed to the ground.
It is heavy due to Gravity.
Hang on a minute....
Surely you dont need gravity to spin...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
grr your no fun at all. i'm going to go pout because you're raining on my parade
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
I'll play! I would spin snow, loose and sparkly, not balls
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
lol, i misread a word, sowwi
if you just took away the force of gravity, you would be able to spin poi, its just you may have to throw it to start it going, and tricks would be a lot harder to pull off, but anyways, i'd prolly go find some small annoying little year 7's and spin them by their shoe laces, probably for the fact that it'd be the funniest detention form ever:
Reason of punishment: was caught spinning two year 7's by their shoe-laces
im just hyper now.............
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
"grr your no fun at all. i'm going to go pout because you're raining on my parade"
Nah... I was just contradicting myself to support what you previously said.
Thats helpful that is.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
"Nah... I was just contradicting myself to support what you previously said."
.:rereads:. well, i guess i dont see how you were supporting me with your little contradictions, but i'll take your word for it. personally, i'd want to poi with glowstick liquid without the plastic
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Dont worry, I dont follow most of my arguements either.
Or work out which side im on....
or what im trying to say
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
whats the actual point in arguing then??
i'd spin guitars and have little pixies attatched to them playing them with amps on the floor,
I like Languages.
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I would spin Seats of Government, like that nice building in NZ, or the Palace of Westminster, or the Senate building in Washington... domes, nice big domes...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
I'd grab two elephants by the tale and spin 'em around!
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! 
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present
Spin elephants by their tails... thats cruel... use their trunks!!!
Would spinning planets be out the question... dunno where would be appropiate.... but it'd be cool!!!
I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA
I'd spin the liquid of 3 different colors of glowstick with each hand that kinda just levitate around each other while i spin.....
or i'd spin around bad drivers that blame their screwups on others and do lotsa wraps on poles and ... hard concrete things...
i'd spin george bush and stalin's face around until they seem to be ONE then... oh....
...i sense i've gone too far!
~Z
Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.
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