29 things to do in an elevator .. no thats not 1 of them!! -

29 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

... and no thats not one of them!

1When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "that's mine!"
7Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator
Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
11Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
14Swat at flies that don't exist.
15Tell people that you can see their aura
16Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
17Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
18Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
23Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26Fart loudly then exclaim "Not I said the wolf. There's no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don't come out loud."
27Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."
28Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction
29Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout " let go you bastard "

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