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6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
What random things have you said, instead of what you were meant to say... one of the funniest one's I have heard was today:
"Take the blackcurrent fridge out the freezer"
But was meant to be
"Take the blackcurrent Jam out the fridge"
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
i get my mucking furds urdled wup
its annoying!
random murbles
BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
i cant remember but i do say a lot of crap all the time,
and silly words like you've confuddled me and your really getting on my breasticles
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Member
57 posts
Location: South East UK
i was talking about leavers day and shirt signing with my friends at school and in stead of saying shirt signing i said shite surning! that was fun hehe
~* so, my love, your laughter is finally turning to tears, and you're begging for more, though the end is getting near *~
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
the other day i said to my mum 'what misty's name?' meaning to say 'is the cats name misty?' i didn't realise my mistake and cuddent for the life of me understand what she was laughing at
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
That can't be as bad as calling a dogwood tree a woof woof tree. Had my mom in tears over that one.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
calling your boss 'mum' is an embarassing experience
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
Whilst kayaking at work, we would chat about what 'cunning stunts' we could all do.
Why are you always in front of the kids when you get the 'c' and the 'st' the wrong way round?
Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
you might like to check out this guy
He's very clever.
Definitely the king of gobbledegook
Meh
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
My favourite one of these has got to be when my folks were driving me to the airport before I was going to spend 2 weeks in Queensland with my boyfriend. They were being paranoid and over-protective as you can imagine and I said
"MUM! I'm SEVEN not SEVENTEEN!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA
"hey guys, is it cool to pump car while my gas is on?"
Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.
member
53 posts
Location: Wellington, NZ, New Zealand
"Hang on, I've just got to put some more fire on my wood." just last night...
What we play is life. -- Louis Armstrong
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. -- Frank Zappa
558 posts
Location: wales
Written by: Noddy
calling your boss 'mum' is an embarassing experience
that is embarassing, but rather sweet.
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
i rememer THE classic.
a ceratin bright and shiny sunbeam:
"F*ck, F*ck, F*ck, the bus"
meaning
"F*ck walking lets take the bus"
actually now that i read it its not that funny, but i nearly wet myself when i heard it.
just ignore this post
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
"How many eigths are there in an ounze?" fortunately I was the one being asked the question
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
member
44 posts
Location: southampton, United Kingdom
We've got a diary on our coffee table for just this eventuality, although most of the entries dont make sense due to the state we we're in at the time of writing, but here's a couple anyway.
Talking about Toad in the hole:
George-"So which is the bubble and which is the squeak?"
Watching Countdown and trying to guess which letter is gonna come up next (yes our lives are that interesting):
Contestant-"Vowel please."
Jon- "C! Bugger."
Normal everyday conversation:
Lois -"I've parted my hair on the wrong side."
Mark- "You'd be lucky to get a talking dog."
Jon- "Why did you say that in a Yorkshire accent?"
Mark- "I didnt."
Im not too sure what all this say's about us as people, but maybe we've got too much time on our hands, or we're just overly creative, mmmmmm.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
gobdey goog, how a bout a barreled spinder inversion double over the shoulder released to orbital airwrap?
T
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
only if you can do it Nix. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
zed poody = dead poodle
Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
you know that ole classic "i haven't had anything to drink occifer!" ?? yeah, did that one while trying to say it properly...oops!!
oh and my friend kellie and i invented a word back in uni. we used to email all the time and got sick of typing "how are you?" (yes, i was an arts student
), so we (i think it was me...i was the lazy drunk arts student after all...) shortened it to "hairy?" (if you do a silly irish drunk accent you can make hairy sound like how are ya...trust me!!) and we still use it now!! it's been 7 years, you'd think we'd get something new!!! haha! 
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
I was reading a book about henna art on super stars... and it's talking about a certain music artist "aways in the pubic eye"
hehehe I think they meant *public* eye...hehehe made me giggle *:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
haha on saturday night i was out in a bar (after a few) and turned round to my mate and said "Tess do u want a sh*t?" - i meant to say "shot" xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
saying 'can i have some sweet cock porn' to a rather good looking man behind the counter instead of sweet pop corn was probably the worst...
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk
lo l@ cock porn! i'm in a net cafe and all the people around me think i'm even more of a freak than usual cos i laughed so loud! that's top banana stroo.
a few years ago my sis got ran over and she was in a bad way and in hosp for around six months. she's a single mum and i looked after my three year old neice while her mum was recovering. When all was well and my neice returned in one peice, I was travelling back home on a crowded train, looked out the window, and on seeing some cows and those odd looking round hay bails, said in a rather loud, excited voice" look, moo cows and dougal doggies".
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53 posts
Location: OZ
mine was today why wasnt the neighbour at work
wich translates into why isnt the number working....
dont ask me, i have had lack of sleep.lol.
~*~peace and trust takes years to build, yet takes only seconds to shatter~*~
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