Forums > Introductions > JAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not exactly new to the site, but never bothered to introduce myself - until I saw all the fun that was being had by others. And the truth is, this thread is all about me! Suits my ego down to the ground.



SO, I am neither Gerald, nor Arthur, I'm also not an old hag.

I shall quell my tendancies to outright lying (partly because I know I'd be immediately uncovered... though that sounds appealing :dirtylaugh:) and talk about the "real me". Nice.



Full name - Laura Michelle Egginton. I really like jam. especially seeded raspberry jam.

My favourite toy - I have favoured the joys of poi for a good few years now, started spinning in 2001 ish. I've had a great time spinning with everyone I know and met over the years and continue to constantly be inspired thanks all



I study languages - German, easy fluency

- Portuguese - can converse

- Spanish, I can get misunderstood, but generally survive only mortally offending the odd person.

- French, gets me into all kinds of [Old link]...



currently (Sep2004) working on... contact poi, RHD inspired throws and moves, bloody whip catches, various tangles, improing the design of my fire poi. Also improoveing my spelling.



I also play with sticks (badly) and juggle (also pretty badly, but its all about the passing )



so thats me in a nutella shell - oh how we do laugh, "what wit!" they cried in unison.



hugs (snogs if your lucky, but not you Maderlock, that's just wrong)

Loz

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne

Meh

What I fear most is isolation

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

Written by: Molly

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1) why does nutella reign supreme over other chocolatey goodness? (no marmite comments please and in less than 24 words)

2) what is the German word for those tunes that gt stuck in your head and won't go away? (say it quietly or molly might hear )

3) how do you keep your whites so mucky?

4) where about one's person is it proper to store sock poi when they are not in use?

5) explain your terrifying avatar without the use of the word slack.

6) last but not least, how many ways ARE there to flay a cat?

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there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

Written by: elasta

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5) terrifying? That's just me made up for a night out on the pull, you cant tell me you wouldn't take me home?

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What I fear most is isolation

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

Let's relight this forum

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne

What I fear most is isolation

Written by: elasta

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hyperloop UTL whip is currently work in progress, but would be nice to see how you do it.

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Let's relight this forum

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

Let's relight this forum

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

Written by: Custom Bug

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Hello Laura! 21?? Really?? I might have known this in the past and forgotten it but I'm surprised you're such a young-un. No offence you just seem wise beyond your years!!

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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

Let's relight this forum

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?