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Login/Join to Participatejust lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
so i used to have one of these aaaaaaaaaages ago but never remade it after the boards switched over however a trip on the bus with smallboy convinced me i should redo one so here goes
name - ok so its not dr yet but sooonish to be dr benjamen longstaff once my evil robots come into fruition
location - back in ademalaide
age - 26
toys - staff n doubles
been twirling for - 4 n half ish years or there abouts
occupation - phd student
hobbies - spinning, travelling, learning new stuff and pushing boundaries
searching for - the universal truth, expanded consciousness beyond the confines of the human body, true love or a sugar momma
favourite toy - my luuuuuuuuuuurvely sony viao laptop *drool* its the thing dreams are made of
during my travels ive met the following hoppers (this list is mainly to prompt my memory of happy times
)Adamsimon
Adya_Miriyana
arbitrary_number_2
Arsn
Arnwyn
ataxia
Babajaga
Baccory
Bairy Fen
BamBam
Bender
Beth
Bird
BlondePyro
Bluecat
bluebottle
Bovrilmonkey
Brad_fire
BRETTSTAR
Brodieman_X
BurningDan
Cantus
Cerambus
Circus Midget
Coleman
Dentrassi
DeepSoulSheep
DevKev
Dexta
Dimitri
Dom
Ðraghkyre
DragonFury
DsAds
Duballstar
Dunc
Durbs
DykeBoy
Elasta
ezz
falloutboy
Fenfire
Firefish
Fireflyz
FireNix
Fire Bunny
Fishermans_Pants
Flame Swirl
Flid
Fluffy Napalm Fairy
Flynt
FoxInDocs
Frodo
Garthy
*Geo*
GeorgeB
Gita
Glass
Gnorc
Gnors Bill
Greenmilk
HellsBells
inspired_by_fire
J-J
jc_firetricks
Jemmemima smallgirl
Jo Derry
Josh
jungleboy
Katinca
Knoxious
Kyle McLean
Lasersurge
Lolli
Kit
Kyle McLean
madjuggling
Mags The Jedi
Matthew BM
Matthew O'Keyes
Manticore
Mcp
Mech
Medusa
Meenik
Miekelmot
MiG
Mint Sauce
Mojo
Mojojo
Molly
Moseph
myco
Narr
Newgabe
Nx?
NYC
Ogre
Oli
Onewheeldave
Orbit
Ow
Parafinfairy
pfsh
Phaerie
Pink.....?
pineapple pete
PK
PoiPoiPoi
Predator
Psi
PsyRush
Pyro Will
Prosparityfire
Puk
roarfire
Rossco Bossco
Rubbergoose
Ry
Ryo_Ken
Scratch_n_Sniff
SeKnoT
simeon
Simian
Sir Sheep
Smallboy
Smiley
Solace
Space Monkey
Spherespinner
Stone
Strugz
Sunbeam
Sureau
Tempest
Tenticle
The Approving Ninja
The Fade
The_Magnesium_Master
The Misguided Oracle
The Wench
tillymoo
Tree
TopHat
Tyr
T&B
Valura
Vanize
Vixen
UCOF
UrbanNinja
Weasel
Wyvern
YayYay
Y.T.
2bags
.:* Moon Pixie *:.
EDITED_BY: ben-ja-men (1151854111)
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
She's in a scarily good mood at the moment, which is nice!
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
OOO bumpo ooo .
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
rah ive been bumped
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Not Bumper off..... phew! Who else would we have to carry the "I'm the vainest HoPper" trophy if you got bumped off?? It doesn't bear thinking about
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
yeah i like that trophy i can see myself in the reflection good
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Good answer!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ben, hun, you know I'm only teasing you. I wuv you really Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
No no, he is vain....really!! Each and every scruffy little hair has actually been trained over the years to stay in exactly the right place. And those jeans, he sprays FAKE DIRT onto them to pretend he's worn them for weeks at at time. He even used black marker pens so they look like he's been 'spinning fire' and the wick has bounced off them. It's true you know!
And you know that red skin in the hallo'een pictures.....well when he rubs off his fake pink skin make-up that's what's actually underneath!
Even the horns! Ask Lex.....she'll tell you it's all true...every word of it.
Let's relight this forum 
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Yep its all true! He doesn't leave the house until at least 3pm everyday - he says he's sleeping but he's just preparing himself in front of the mirror for hours!!!
(sorry ben, i know I"m in your bad books already over your hair cut...
) Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
oh your totally dumped and deported now
first you butchered my hair and now this!!! next thing i know ull be putting horrid photos of me online Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Oooooooooo Do it Lex Do it!!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Ok well I've got nothing to lose - I just need ben to help me do it because I don't know how to!! It seems he's not talking to me as we're sitting next to each other and he couldn't tell me to my face that I'm dumped and being deported so... Ben how do you put pics up online?!
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
haha.... young love!!!!
what did u do to the "do"???
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
lexshe cut chunks out of it vix ..... CHUNKS!!!!
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
I made it all better but Ben disagrees with me.... I've had about 10 years experience of cutting hair (although in that time I've done about three...) Lets just call it modern art!
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Stop Whining Ben! Its just hair. It will grow back again!!!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
what about a hat??? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
what about stopping being so vain
? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
i think ill need one till i get it fixed to stop lex from constantly taking photos of it
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
He doesn't need a hat - its a work of art, he's just not ready for something as contemporary as this. Its a masterpiece and I'm damn proud of it!!
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
surely its not THAT bad.... put up a pic and let me see! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
YAY Lexy! That boy is so far behind the times..... he thinks Guns and Roses are cutting edge music!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
oi!!! guns and roses ARE cutting edge music! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
pfft Vixen......... I dispare, first you tell me off for teasing newbies and now this! What are we going to do with you!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
ooooo please dont let Lex cut my hair! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Ben, your hair doesn't look that bad at all!
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I'm sure she would do a perfect job of it! I have every faith in Lexys hair cutting abilities!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
oooo where did Alice come from.... *looks around* i didnt see you come in!
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
I snuck in through the back door
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
you let Lex cut your hair
silly fool
Experianced pie eater - Yes
Full time cider drinker - Yes
Lovable person - Yes
Hair dresser - NO!
Ben, im here man if you need a shoulder to cry on, damn if its that bad ill even send you over my hat!
to ya both "...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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