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Login/Join to Participatejust lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
so i used to have one of these aaaaaaaaaages ago but never remade it after the boards switched over however a trip on the bus with smallboy convinced me i should redo one so here goes
name - ok so its not dr yet but sooonish to be dr benjamen longstaff once my evil robots come into fruition
location - back in ademalaide
age - 26
toys - staff n doubles
been twirling for - 4 n half ish years or there abouts
occupation - phd student
hobbies - spinning, travelling, learning new stuff and pushing boundaries
searching for - the universal truth, expanded consciousness beyond the confines of the human body, true love or a sugar momma
favourite toy - my luuuuuuuuuuurvely sony viao laptop *drool* its the thing dreams are made of
during my travels ive met the following hoppers (this list is mainly to prompt my memory of happy times
)Adamsimon
Adya_Miriyana
arbitrary_number_2
Arsn
Arnwyn
ataxia
Babajaga
Baccory
Bairy Fen
BamBam
Bender
Beth
Bird
BlondePyro
Bluecat
bluebottle
Bovrilmonkey
Brad_fire
BRETTSTAR
Brodieman_X
BurningDan
Cantus
Cerambus
Circus Midget
Coleman
Dentrassi
DeepSoulSheep
DevKev
Dexta
Dimitri
Dom
Ðraghkyre
DragonFury
DsAds
Duballstar
Dunc
Durbs
DykeBoy
Elasta
ezz
falloutboy
Fenfire
Firefish
Fireflyz
FireNix
Fire Bunny
Fishermans_Pants
Flame Swirl
Flid
Fluffy Napalm Fairy
Flynt
FoxInDocs
Frodo
Garthy
*Geo*
GeorgeB
Gita
Glass
Gnorc
Gnors Bill
Greenmilk
HellsBells
inspired_by_fire
J-J
jc_firetricks
Jemmemima smallgirl
Jo Derry
Josh
jungleboy
Katinca
Knoxious
Kyle McLean
Lasersurge
Lolli
Kit
Kyle McLean
madjuggling
Mags The Jedi
Matthew BM
Matthew O'Keyes
Manticore
Mcp
Mech
Medusa
Meenik
Miekelmot
MiG
Mint Sauce
Mojo
Mojojo
Molly
Moseph
myco
Narr
Newgabe
Nx?
NYC
Ogre
Oli
Onewheeldave
Orbit
Ow
Parafinfairy
pfsh
Phaerie
Pink.....?
pineapple pete
PK
PoiPoiPoi
Predator
Psi
PsyRush
Pyro Will
Prosparityfire
Puk
roarfire
Rossco Bossco
Rubbergoose
Ry
Ryo_Ken
Scratch_n_Sniff
SeKnoT
simeon
Simian
Sir Sheep
Smallboy
Smiley
Solace
Space Monkey
Spherespinner
Stone
Strugz
Sunbeam
Sureau
Tempest
Tenticle
The Approving Ninja
The Fade
The_Magnesium_Master
The Misguided Oracle
The Wench
tillymoo
Tree
TopHat
Tyr
T&B
Valura
Vanize
Vixen
UCOF
UrbanNinja
Weasel
Wyvern
YayYay
Y.T.
2bags
.:* Moon Pixie *:.
EDITED_BY: ben-ja-men (1151854111)
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
And to think that i introduced Ben to trifles... if only i knew the trouble it would cause!
So we have a deal then... you can have my bag if you make me toasties?
Brilliant. Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
why is this thread starting to make me sound like a drug fiend
Written by: StrugzWritten by: ben-ja-men
searching for - expanded consciousness beyond the confines of the human body
That sounds like a worth while mission, can i join in the trip
Written by: mcp
voice slightly more stoned sounded than expected australian you!
what are you on about woman!!!! im pure as the driven snow
Written by: Strugz
Man, i couldnt agree more - i got mine aboot a year ago and cant leave the thing alone, so let me get this right, you have a camera, a laptop and a staff, some hands, some great abilities and minimal vidz
Want some editing software
i have no cable or card to hook my laptop upp to my computer one mr bug stole mr mechs card n cable back so
pink consider it a done deal
mr v can u remember what that theory was about the vibrating strings in the neurons relating to stored memories i neeeeeed to read it
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
'ben's got an intro thread, ben's got an intro thread..lalalallalal' hope to see you again soon dude...
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
No he doesnt.
This thread is just a figment of your imagination.
NOw go and post in my intro.
This one doesnt exist...and never hasnt done.
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
mr duballstar ill see you at the ball .....
you can time travel all you like mr ucof but the now is now and no matter how far back you go you cant make a big enough change to affect the now muHahHAhAhhahHhaHAhhAhahhahHAHAAhahHAhHAha ................ HAhHahHAHHAhaAHhahhaHAhhah theres to many paths leading ot the present for you to make a noticable change
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I count 4 paths.
and that was quoted directly from Invader ZIM!!!!!
So.. :raspberry:
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
but those piggys where for science
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
This has nothgn to do with Jelly!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
well, here is an article that refers to it, but I've only read the abstract, so I'm not sure how much it really talks about it - looks like you might find it interesting in other ways too though:
https://www.acsa.net/john2.html
it's also got some references that might be worthwhile...
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Any references to Invader Zim?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
ooo very cool lots of really big words i found a cool book called the quantum brain which i think im gonna have to read first. john i thinnk u should run for president your pic says elect me, elect me now
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
the quantum brain! you'll have to pass that on to me when you are done if it winds up being worthwhile.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ben......are you sure? His special message is, after all : penis
Have you noticed if you transpose the vowels in penis you get pines.....is that why its called getting wood?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
van can do
skulduggery i know but unlike clinton hes upfront about it, and after all isnt honesty what we want from a president
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
Personally I could have done without hearing that he was having an affair w/ Monica.
God was she beaten w/ the fugly stick.
To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
well, if she had been cute, then he would have never tried to cover up the fact that he had an affair with her, and that whole ridiculous scandal thing would have never happened.
Besides, they give presidents ugly interns for a reason, so they are less likely to fool around with them! And so what if Clinton was too horny to take a pass, it's not like you had to sleep with her. But I must agree, she's definitely not my type either... but we are just spoiled because HoP girls are all so adorable!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Yeah but have you seen his Missus? Jees I'd have cheated aswell!
[/hillarybashing]
Let's relight this forum 
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
well, hillary is better than monica though - plus I figure the whole hillary thing was about having his own private dominatrix anyway - and you have to be more concerned about style and ability than looks if that is what you are shopping for in a wife.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
Yeah, but Hillary for prez 2008!
:lol
To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
GOD NO!!! PLEASE NO!!!! One Clinton was bad enough.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Gay poet? GAY POET???
Oh lordy, there is hope, after all! *wagging tail*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
yeah i gave up on chasing women and making evil robots of doom and decided to try on a new image
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
and it suits you too, we'll try you out at the weekend handsome
Let's relight this forum
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
dunc im sorry to break it to you ........ but your so not my type ..... your just not pretty enough
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
So Ben - howd the new image come across this weekend?
Has it improved your staff
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Ben... i want my Poi and CD
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
1,024 posts
Location: london
dude was much fun getting to know you better twas a really nice road trip
see yo soon
mike just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
strugz: the gay poet image is sooooo hard to maintain, the mannerisms are easy, the posing well i already had that, the strutting/prancing um yeah that to its the whole not appriciating the female form thats hard
pink: bag ............... um come to spitz or something
brodieman_X: you sexy beast you i really enjoyed our time together
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Edinburgh WHEN??????
You areeeeee sooo a gay poet.... From australia? Nahhhhhh.
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"the still legendary" - Kaskade
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