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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Look all you people making demands on my dreams..... go dream your own dreams of beaches, woods, hot spars and never emptying drinks stores..... I'll just sit here and look at the pretty view
Who is that hansom man?
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Phwoar! I'll take two
self cleaning floors would be useful...
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
pffffft! Now you come in stealing my Hansom man too! Sheesh you people!
*picks up a chair*
Get back..... I'm not affraid to use it. Elaine stop touching the man!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
I don't want him. He wears girls trousers
Anyone know a good cleaner? just been quoted between £100-200 to have our house cleaned.
Elaine, can you come and do it?
Gayle.....!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Gayle thats only because he is uber skinny........ yummmmmmmmm! I think Ros's trousers suit him and Ros looked really cute in his..... although Ros would look cute in anything.
I'd offer to come and clean hun but..... well I'm crap at cleaning. The way to do it is to move everything you own into the removal van and then you just blitz the rest of the house, starting at the top, working your way down. Remembering to slide the cooker out of its housing and wiping the sides of it........ that's something a letting agent had us on. He tried to keep our £500 deposit because of some splashes of tomato sauce that has got between the work surface and the side of the cooker! Cheeky
!EDITED_BY: Skulduggery (1138704611)
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
*shudder* cleaning ... only when I have to. *shudder*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Ignores the cleaning to look at the man in girls pants
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
For £200 I'll do it - it's even worth travelling 200 miles! Oddly I'm far happier doing other people's cleaning than my own
I'll negotiate cheaper rates for 'borrowing' aforementioned handsome man - preferably with no-one's trousers on
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
You naughty Lil Miss Wild Child! You are soooooooo bad!Gnor can't you multi task, dust and look?
Gidg you HAVE to clean Gayles house........
psssst Gayle do you think I could have a
and a 
please? YAY for the new house!p.s. Do you think we should mention to Jon that he dropped the blue one?
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Just for you sweetie. One of these
(with tougues) and one of these (with a quick grope)I don't think we should mention that to Jon, just look sweet and innocent (if you can
)if he asks and deny all knowledge that we ever noticed. Gayle.....!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
So, whens the house warming party then?
glad its all worked out!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Bugger! That'll blatantly be in the wrong intro then!
I must be working too hard again!
I'll let you keep the
though Skully, if you can find a use for it? My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Fool!Can i keep the
? could come in handy...: snuggles: and
for Lynne. Gayle.....!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Yeah, you can keep the
Though you got your own
I couldn't bring myself to remove the one I left here. My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Thank you for the
Dave and for the and :Snuggles: Gayle. I'll raise you a 
and an ! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
smilie wars.
I'll see your
and and raise you a 
Gayle.....!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Shhhhhh Gayle, Graemlin gambling is probably frowned upon on HoP. We'll have to set up a secret back room to do it in.
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
ok, i'll meet you at 0900 hours in the secret HoP gambling room. Bring all the smilies you have. It's gonna be a long battle.
Gayle.....!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Would that room be Daves thread..... its not like anyone ever goes there. No one would notice
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
You can use my intro if you like, there is an entrance fee of a
each if you wanna use the smilie gambling table though! My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
gets distracted by a half naked juggler and drops a whole collection of smilies
Darn, half naked jugglers are always my downfall!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Gayle.....!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Written by:
Gnor can't you multi task, dust and look?
Some things deserve full attention
and given the choice of watching juggling and the other thing pfftt Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Written by: Skulduggery
Sorry - it's been the same since fortunes changed in my love life
* picks up random smilie before it rolls under the sofa*
You missed one
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Written by: Skulduggery
Gidg you HAVE to clean Gayles house........
I HAVE to? I have to force myself to do my own housework ... how I'm I suppose to get up the energy to do somone else's? Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Quite so - there's ALWAYS something more worthwhile to do than housework
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I couldn't agree with you more WC. Not only housework but work in general. If it (work) wasn't keeping a roof over my head I would be outside enjoying a lovely winters day by spinning.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Don't worry Gidg. I'm going to employ a professional cleaner so you can go out and enjoy the lovely winters day and run away from your cleaning phobia.
Elaine, am i right in reading there is a blokie on the Wildchild front?? and yes, i do mean literally
or have i got completely the wrong end of a very fat stick? Gayle.....!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Yeah for professional cleaners!!!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Erm...
I like cleaning...
Just ask monkey.
I have cleaned the kitchen and the toilet rooms to within an inch of their lives so far
Whered ya want me?
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