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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
I don't make Molly do nothin'.
I'm not sure that we'll be able to get away from Molly's flys. This is crunch time for our Molly and all available resources will be used in support of her efforts.
So really you should just wait a year and then...
Come to New York. Come to New York. Come to New York.
I don't make Molly do nothin'.
I'm not sure that we'll be able to get away from Molly's flys. This is crunch time for our Molly and all available resources will be used in support of her efforts.
So really you should just wait a year and then...
Come to New York. Come to New York. Come to New York.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
Not mash time for our molly then.
Oh and when did you come over all Northern NYC?
Skully I will have you know that NYC has been jogging along the canal AND hanging his laundry in my garden.
Perfectly aired thankyouverymuch
Now excuse me please - I have pre-mashed bugs to go examine. Can't be wasting valuable time round here chitchatting
Not mash time for our molly then.
Oh and when did you come over all Northern NYC?
Skully I will have you know that NYC has been jogging along the canal AND hanging his laundry in my garden.
Perfectly aired thankyouverymuch
Now excuse me please - I have pre-mashed bugs to go examine. Can't be wasting valuable time round here chitchatting
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Molly needs more commas. Here, have some of mine:
, , , , , , , , ,
Molly needs more commas. Here, have some of mine:
, , , , , , , , ,
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
*covers mouth with hand so NYC and Molly can't hear*
Psssst! Skully, I don't think this is working. Think it's time to switch to plan B. Got your feather duster ready? You grab NYC, I'll grab Molly.
Ready 1, 2, 3, GO!!!!!
*covers mouth with hand so NYC and Molly can't hear*
Psssst! Skully, I don't think this is working. Think it's time to switch to plan B. Got your feather duster ready? You grab NYC, I'll grab Molly.
Ready 1, 2, 3, GO!!!!!
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Gayle its ok. We are 2 of the evil triplets and Molly being the other one won't be able to resist for long. I'm counting on the fact that she is as crazy as us....... How could she not cave in and come when I'm offering her so much (please visit NYC's thread for the list so far). Sheesh I even offered sexual favours from Mech!
Gayle its ok. We are 2 of the evil triplets and Molly being the other one won't be able to resist for long. I'm counting on the fact that she is as crazy as us....... How could she not cave in and come when I'm offering her so much (please visit NYC's thread for the list so far). Sheesh I even offered sexual favours from Mech!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Hi hun
Hows life treating you?
Hi hun
Hows life treating you?
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Announcement:
Today has been cancelled for the lack of interest.
Thankyou.
Announcement:
Today has been cancelled for the lack of interest.
Thankyou.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
But but but but but but but but ..... thats not fair! You can't cancel today. If you cancel today that makes my week look all odd and out of shape. You have to have a friday! if you don't have friday when would the weekend start? Thats to scary a prospect to face, no start to the weekendanics:
But but but but but but but but ..... thats not fair! You can't cancel today. If you cancel today that makes my week look all odd and out of shape. You have to have a friday! if you don't have friday when would the weekend start? Thats to scary a prospect to face, no start to the weekend
anics: Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
I guess you COULD be right. How about this ...
The work day is cancelled for lack of interest.
There ... Hey! Does that mean I get to leave work early????
I asked my boss this morning if we could cancel for the lack of interest ... he cancelled a meeting.
I guess you COULD be right. How about this ...The work day is cancelled for lack of interest.
There ... Hey! Does that mean I get to leave work early????
I asked my boss this morning if we could cancel for the lack of interest ... he cancelled a meeting.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I blame the parents!
The sun is shining and I'm going out to lay on the grass in the park whilst my Niece spins things about over the top of me.
I blame the parents!
The sun is shining and I'm going out to lay on the grass in the park whilst my Niece spins things about over the top of me.
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2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
*jumps out a small van in a TNT uniform with a delivery hat and clipboard*
ahem... delivery for a miss skullduggery? we had a look in our stores for the personal transporter you requested last quarter and found a number of items with that name so brought them all along for you to choose from..
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...now if you'd like to make your selection i'll get it out the back for you...
*taps foot and starts whistling while he waits*
*jumps out a small van in a TNT uniform with a delivery hat and clipboard*
ahem... delivery for a miss skullduggery?
we had a look in our stores for the personal transporter you requested last quarter and found a number of items with that name so brought them all along for you to choose from..Non-Https Image Link
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...now if you'd like to make your selection i'll get it out the back for you...
*taps foot and starts whistling while he waits*
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Yes Yes I was waiting for all these deliveries..... except the odd man in the Rupert Bear scalf... He is way too scary.... he must be for another Miss S. Duggery.
Hooray my transport has arrived. The "about town" tricycle is perfect for shopping with its basket at the back and the Star trek transported machine is better for those longer journies where you would have to be carrying large amounts of luggage.
Its also good to see my transformer robot arrived. I need him to Napalm the brambles out of my back garden. Good to see he is well equiped.
You haven't by any chance got the "grow your own Hunk" kit in the back of that van have you? I ordered that at the same time as the transformer.
Oh dear god I see whats happened I must have ticked the wrong box on the order form. Why did they have to have the "grow your own hunk" and the "turn your man into a scary rhyming bear" kits so close together in the Catalogue?
signs for the goods and hands back the clipboard
Ah well...... maybe Rupert Bear isn't all that bad.....
Yes Yes I was waiting for all these deliveries..... except the odd man in the Rupert Bear scalf... He is way too scary.... he must be for another Miss S. Duggery.
Hooray my transport has arrived. The "about town" tricycle is perfect for shopping with its basket at the back and the Star trek transported machine is better for those longer journies where you would have to be carrying large amounts of luggage.
Its also good to see my transformer robot arrived. I need him to Napalm the brambles out of my back garden. Good to see he is well equiped.
You haven't by any chance got the "grow your own Hunk" kit in the back of that van have you? I ordered that at the same time as the transformer.
Oh dear god I see whats happened I must have ticked the wrong box on the order form. Why did they have to have the "grow your own hunk" and the "turn your man into a scary rhyming bear" kits so close together in the Catalogue?
signs for the goods and hands back the clipboard
Ah well...... maybe Rupert Bear isn't all that bad.....
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slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
well it does say here you ordered a trainsporter... oh.. that was a type-o... hang on...
*has a rummage in the back of his van*
i think there's one more transporter which may fit your requirements in here...
*rummage rummage rummage*
ah...
*pulls out strange shaped parcel and unwraps it for skully*
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would you like to swap him for the trainsporter or keep both?
well it does say here you ordered a trainsporter... oh.. that was a type-o... hang on...
*has a rummage in the back of his van*
i think there's one more transporter which may fit your requirements in here...
*rummage rummage rummage*
ah...
*pulls out strange shaped parcel and unwraps it for skully*
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would you like to swap him for the trainsporter or keep both?
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Oooooo I think you can have the train spotter back thanks .....
smiles a wicked smile and drags the Hunk into the house
Oooooo I think you can have the train spotter back thanks .....
smiles a wicked smile and drags the Hunk into the house
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slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
glad to be of service...
*puts the dissapointed trainsporter back in his box, feeds him a timetable to cheer him up, and drives off in his van whistling to himself*
glad to be of service...
*puts the dissapointed trainsporter back in his box, feeds him a timetable to cheer him up, and drives off in his van whistling to himself*
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
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372 posts
Location: Paris, United Kingdom
enthusiast
372 posts
Location: Paris, United Kingdom
Posted:
mmm.....labcoats.....
mmm.....labcoats.....
You can spend hours playing with minutes!
I have seen the light! ........ It was purple <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Fast, late deliveries!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I knew it! You are a lab coat lover...... believe it or not when I used to wear a lab coat because of my job it got me more that a couple of invites for dates. I don't really get why a white shapeless coat attracts some men but it does
I knew it! You are a lab coat lover...... believe it or not when I used to wear a lab coat because of my job it got me more that a couple of invites for dates. I don't really get why a white shapeless coat attracts some men but it does Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
My labcoat has a big floppy purple flower on it
But I have to fill the pockets with dry ice because it's too hot in our lab, so I puff smoke gently from the hip.
Morning lovely
I have two things to report:
1. Pea and mint soup is YUMMY
2. It goes frothy if you come home too drunk to remember to put it in the fridge overnight and then you have to make do with flapjack and plums for lunch.
I thought you should know
My labcoat has a big floppy purple flower on it
But I have to fill the pockets with dry ice because it's too hot in our lab, so I puff smoke gently from the hip.
Morning lovely
I have two things to report:
1. Pea and mint soup is YUMMY
2. It goes frothy if you come home too drunk to remember to put it in the fridge overnight and then you have to make do with flapjack and plums for lunch.
I thought you should know
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Well thank you for the information. I will store it with care in my head..... and maybe write it on a piece of paper as my head isn't all that good at storing things
How are you and the American today? I hope he is helping out with the fly mashing.
has mental images of NYC with a potato masher in hand maniacally laughing at a jar full of flies
Dry Ice is always much fun. I used to like dropping a block in the hot water agar storage bath at work. We would them be Shirley Bassie and sing as we high leg kicked up and down the incubator racks steps.... yes I know..... stupid behaviour, but when its hot in a lab its REALLY hot and addles your brains. Thats my excuse and I'm sticking to it
Well thank you for the information. I will store it with care in my head..... and maybe write it on a piece of paper as my head isn't all that good at storing things
How are you and the American today? I hope he is helping out with the fly mashing.
has mental images of NYC with a potato masher in hand maniacally laughing at a jar full of flies
Dry Ice is always much fun. I used to like dropping a block in the hot water agar storage bath at work. We would them be Shirley Bassie and sing as we high leg kicked up and down the incubator racks steps.... yes I know..... stupid behaviour, but when its hot in a lab its REALLY hot and addles your brains. Thats my excuse and I'm sticking to it
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
I liked dropping a bit of dry ice into an abandoned pint on a bar and watching the barman's reaction :naughtyqueen:
NYC is still in bed as far as I know. He's determinedly sticking to his American timezone
He did come into work with me on Saturday, but instead of mashing flies he kept trying to take a photo of me whilst I was being sulkily uncooperative.
My brain is due for more addling shortly...
I need to rewrite my CV to convince people to send me to Spain...
Maybe I should do those two in a different order...
I liked dropping a bit of dry ice into an abandoned pint on a bar and watching the barman's reaction :naughtyqueen:
NYC is still in bed as far as I know. He's determinedly sticking to his American timezone
He did come into work with me on Saturday, but instead of mashing flies he kept trying to take a photo of me whilst I was being sulkily uncooperative.
My brain is due for more addling shortly...
I need to rewrite my CV to convince people to send me to Spain...
Maybe I should do those two in a different order...
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
yes I'd say reverse them and it should be fine..... although why would you want to be going to Spain? Don't you live far enough away from NYC already?
yes I'd say reverse them and it should be fine..... although why would you want to be going to Spain? Don't you live far enough away from NYC already?
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
To learn about bacterial genomics of course!
Why else do people go to Spain?
And I'll need something fun to do in September to cheer me up once NYC has gone back home.
To learn about bacterial genomics of course!
Why else do people go to Spain?
And I'll need something fun to do in September to cheer me up once NYC has gone back home.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Pfffft D'oh stupid me for not knowing that! How could I have been so foolish?
In September you can invade Wales for fun! Its the best thing a girl can do in September.... other that invading Wales and going to the chocolate farm..... Maybe I should try and arrange a day out at the Chocolate farm.... hmm depends on transport though.
Pfffft D'oh stupid me for not knowing that! How could I have been so foolish?
In September you can invade Wales for fun! Its the best thing a girl can do in September.... other that invading Wales and going to the chocolate farm..... Maybe I should try and arrange a day out at the Chocolate farm.... hmm depends on transport though.
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
:slackjaw:
There's a chocolate farm in Wales?
Please tell me it's free range chocolate though
:slackjaw:
There's a chocolate farm in Wales?
Please tell me it's free range chocolate though
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I'm not sure........ I'll see if they have a web site.......
I'm not sure........ I'll see if they have a web site.......
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I found one HERE. Yummy!
I found one HERE. Yummy!
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enthusiast
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Location: Paris, United Kingdom
enthusiast
372 posts
Location: Paris, United Kingdom
Posted:
I think I've been there, watched them making chocolate and everthing!
Think I was in Wales at the time
That was before I broke both arms falling out of a tree
That was a great holiday!
I think I've been there, watched them making chocolate and everthing!
Think I was in Wales at the time
That was before I broke both arms falling out of a tree
That was a great holiday!
You can spend hours playing with minutes!
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Fast, late deliveries!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I just ate a St Agur cheese and spinich rye bread sandwich and it was flippin' yummy..... almost as yummy as the bit of Green and blacks dark cherry chocolate I ate for afters
I just ate a St Agur cheese and spinich rye bread sandwich and it was flippin' yummy..... almost as yummy as the bit of Green and blacks dark cherry chocolate I ate for afters
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
You mean you didn't leave just one square of chocolate to taunt the spirit of Dec?
I fear I must eat a whole camembert this evening for fear it will stink out my house if I don't :cheeseyeek:
dumdedum... I don't like writing cvs
You mean you didn't leave just one square of chocolate to taunt the spirit of Dec?
I fear I must eat a whole camembert this evening for fear it will stink out my house if I don't :cheeseyeek:
dumdedum... I don't like writing cvs
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