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Posted: 11th Jul 2005
I don't like writing CV's either. I forget the last time I did.

I didn't say I ate all the chocolate. There is still some in the fridge.... but its more than a mouthful so it won't annoy Dec just yet. When it gets to the stage that its that small maybe I should mail it to him?

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Posted: 11th Jul 2005
Yay for Rye bread
I think I would have a psychotic episode if I couldn't have wheat based bread, I just love it too much.......
..........mmmmm sandwiches.......wearing labcoats.......

You can spend hours playing with minutes!

I have seen the light! ........ It was purple <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Fast, late deliveries!

Posted: 11th Jul 2005
nononono
you should post the chocolate to me!

skully, is it just me or did all these labcoats in your thread come out of nowhere?

Posted: 11th Jul 2005
Retrospectively to this thread but they do link to another point buried deep amongst the thickett of HOP!

You can spend hours playing with minutes!

I have seen the light! ........ It was purple <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Fast, late deliveries!

Posted: 11th Jul 2005
Molly its no good asking me. I slept since then Like I'm going to remeber why Flaming Deity has a lab coat fetish

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Posted: 19th Jul 2005
Do you think I could bump you whilst leaving these labcoats buried in the depth of the page numbers?
No?

Nevermind.

I have sent you many s in various packaging. They should arrive this weekend.
I didn't like to trust the smooshes to the post though - never know what the postman might get up to

so they come to you via HoP:

Posted: 19th Jul 2005
Ooooooooo Smooshes yay!

Are these packages un-wrapable or are they likely to slap me if I try?

BTW you better be coming to Falmouth because the way I feel right now I will cry all weekend if you don't!

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Posted: 19th Jul 2005
I can pretend to be Molly if it'll cheer you up!

*disclaimer: any similarity to persons either real or imaginary is purely coincidental*

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Posted: 19th Jul 2005
Thank you Dave! I'm not sure that you'd make a very good likeness to Molly though. You'll need a long blonde/brown wig, some boobies and you'll need to start practicing doing the John Travolta Staying Alive dance whilst hooping.

David George Fredrick Albert John William Norman Bert Gruntfuttock you are a very very lovely man!

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Posted: 19th Jul 2005
I can do the dance (without hoop though)
I have man-boobs (do they count?)
er, wig, I need a wig!!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
Ahhhhh well here we go for the recount..... as best as I can remember it... of the Fal 4 trip.

I woke up on the morning of Thurs 21st July to find half a dismembered sparrow "gift" from my cat. After thanking him soundly by pushing him out through the catflap with a cry of "you little sh!t!" I put what bits of bird I could find into the bin. This bird collecting, taking some time, made me have to run around like a loon to be able to catch my bus to the station before I missed the train. I did actually make it.....which suprised me....and after 2 trains and a short walk I arrived at Gayle and Neals house. We waited for Claire to arrive and then set out on the car part of the journey to Fal.

After many texts back and forth between various HoPpers racing to get there first we finally arrived happy and excited. (Thank you Neal for driving us all ) After waiting for Bird to arrive (he had my tent) I put up my tent, with the help of Jon, Claire and .... um..... memory fails me but some others.......2bags, Dubs? maybe...... Hmmmm ok this is already getting blurry in my head so forgive me as I write this if I mix up people/names/places/days

Once the tent was up it was time to smoosh people and generally be stupid and play a lot.

From here on in there will be a vague time line in this recollection as everything has become a little jumbled in my head so if I get it a bit scrambled up sorry.

The first night we all went to the beach and sat and played lots and burned wood and hugged and giggled and argued as to whether it really was a full moon and therefore possible for me to do naked alien worship dances. Thank you Jake for saying it wasn't quite full In general it was a fairly chilled evening and muchly fun was had by all even though Gayle got way way too drunk and Pebble dashed walls and ended up hung over for the whole of Friday Back at the campsite very early on Friday morning (3am-ish) I did the said naked alien worship skip around the field. Luckly for everyone, except Claire, the world and its wife (all apart from poor Claire) was sleeping and thus didn't have to see my lily white ass lit in the moonlight. I can recommend being stark naked wearing nothing but a head torch and skipping in wet grass. Its great fun!

Friday is an odd blur of going to Asda for breakfast and sitting on the beach all day chating, spinning, talking utter bollox, hugging, watching HoPpers trying to turn the tie away from their sandcastle and chatting to Bird whilst eating a yummy ice cream. In the evening we went to a random beach in the middle of nowhere to spin and get rained on. That was loads of fun and the lovely french spinners span sparkley firework poi. There was lots of hoppy creepy crawly things that collected in mounds under a lamp too. Flash did a strange tap dance on the sand as he span poi and got heckled. I saw some amazing spinning that night. Claire you are SO sexy when you spin. All that wiggling and gracefulness..... well WOW is all I have to say. The Pooks also wowed me too. Lots of people wowed me this weekend..... if I forget to name you it doesn't mean I wasn't wowed just more that my brain doesn't do names

This is getting a little long now and I need tea so I'll be back for the next instalment soon.......watch this space

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Posted: 26th Jul 2005
fank ooo for my badge miss skully... an thanks for reminding me about the silly poi dancing i'd forgotten some of that!

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
Thank you very much for my badge, its now in a safe place in my room.. also for the big kiss i got from you in asda! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
Thank you for my badge and my hoop
I spent half of yesterday decorating it with sparkly tape...sooo pretty

It was so lovely to meet you this weekend

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
Hey lady,

It was lovely to see you again and I'm glad you had a good weekend...

Thank you so much for letting me leave my stuff in your tent - while we slept with Jon

Take care and I'll see you soon...
Clare x


PS: I SAW THE SKULLY LADY NAKED (and running around in the field)!!! I believe it's called Naked Alien Worship.

Getting to the other side

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
So, where are the photos Clare???

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
Lol, I actually didn't bring a camera.

Humblest apologies



But, for what it's worth, Skully looks great naked

Getting to the other side

Posted: 26th Jul 2005


Thank you one and all for making my weekend what it was. I will finish typing up the rest of it when I don't feel quite so zombied.

Dubs it was great to finally meet you and I hope its not too long until we meet again.

Vix how could I not kiss you in ASDA? It would have been a waste of kissage if I hadn't.

Star it was great meeting you too. I hope you have many happy hours hooping. Thank you for doing all the work of making them.

Bird I'm gonna have to send a new text to your dad if you're not careful!

Lady Claire it was an honour to share my tent with you hun and it was sooooooo great to see you again. I'm certain we will see each other again in about a month! (yes we will, so stop protesting and let one friend help out another friend because on days I need help I sure as hell will accept it from you, because I know you will offer it! That's what friendship is all about. Taking good care of one another in any way we can)

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Posted: 26th Jul 2005
You can't blame a guy for trying!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
I'm almost afraid to ask what Bird has done now.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

Posted: 26th Jul 2005

Getting to the other side

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
So, I take it that's a "no" to photos then!?

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
Dave there are no photos of me naked. I'll let you know when there are hun. Though why you would want any, unless its to giggle at, I don't know!

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Posted: 26th Jul 2005
Darn, I guess I'll have to make do with the tutu pics for now!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
Thank you for being wonderful at falmouth!!

It's people like you that make it great!

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

Posted: 26th Jul 2005

Getting to the other side

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
you too, missy!!

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

Posted: 26th Jul 2005

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
Skully so nice to finally meet you, must of been an effort for you waking to find a stoned giddy me pitching my tent besides yours, your indeed a lurvly person I've never hoola'd before and now need to make one, thank you so much for my badge I'd love to say that I've improved on the badge even though its imposible to improve perfection but it went missing, I believe it was taken by the random beach or possibly the Aliens but really sad now as it was a great doodle of a mill house.

Are you going to play?

*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*

Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival

Posted: 26th Jul 2005
Fear not Mr Mill I will make you another and yes I'm going to Play. I'm one of the official 'make peoples faces dirty in pretty patterns' people.



I suspect it was the alien that took it in lew(sp? I'm too tired to get my head to function and spell) of naked worship dances. Didn't I tell you not to piss off the Aliens!

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