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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
*looks big and fiercely defensive of her boy*
he's very lovely
he's just got a foreign sense of humour that confuses brits sometimes
yay - my bits are sweet and nice!
and apparently fairly innocent too if I don't work out that that sounds naughty!
(did I just spoil that feint at innocence there?)
for madameSk before I rush to be fleetingly productive..
:rushrushfleet:
*looks big and fiercely defensive of her boy*
he's very lovely
he's just got a foreign sense of humour that confuses brits sometimes
yay - my bits are sweet and nice!
and apparently fairly innocent too if I don't work out that that sounds naughty! (did I just spoil that feint at innocence there?)
for madameSk before I rush to be fleetingly productive..:rushrushfleet:
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
I vote we all curl up in a big bed. Puppy pile!
I don't care where anything is as long as Molly's head is on my chest.
The rest of you can pile on however it makes you comfy.
Written by: Skulduggery
*yawns* I'm soooooooooo sleepy today. I just feel like curling up in bed with a good book......
I vote we all curl up in a big bed. Puppy pile!
I don't care where anything is as long as Molly's head is on my chest.
The rest of you can pile on however it makes you comfy.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/display.php?image=/500/7251Ha_Ha_1.jpg
something like this... but with more americans?
(pesky puter won't let me make it a picture cos it's in my gallery
)
https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/display.php?image=/500/7251Ha_Ha_1.jpg
something like this... but with more americans?
(pesky puter won't let me make it a picture cos it's in my gallery
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I bagsy I'm on top so I don't get squished!
I bagsy I'm on top so I don't get squished!
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NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Hey, no fair... I TOOK that photo.
And no. That's a game of "HaHa" which is barely snuggly at all.
Written by: Molly
something like this... but with more americans?
Hey, no fair... I TOOK that photo.
And no. That's a game of "HaHa" which is barely snuggly at all.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
it was meant to be the photo just before haha of the puppy pile that dissolved into giggling when we woke up but puter got confused
it was meant to be the photo just before haha of the puppy pile that dissolved into giggling when we woke up but puter got confused
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
That'd be an interesting situation, one I hope never to be in! I guess it'd be like sex: not rape if consentual, not rape if the person changes their mind afterwards, but rape if the person changes their mind during and you don't stop.
I'd say that's a little late to be able to change your mind about it, as it's no longer your milk by that time (unless it was a loan, but that's too freaky even for this thread)(who's intro is this anyway?!)
I think all cases need to be judged on their merits. Is kickboxing with someone who is mentally incompitent legal or assault? If she wanted to, it was her idea and got a lot of enjoyment out of doing so then I guess it'd be alright, but not if she was talked into it and didn't really know what was going on.
That's fine, you can keep it, my disinterest in human produced ingrediants hasn't changed since I last turned down omlette ingrediants a few years ago
. It's good to challenge logic sometimes thou with completely bizarre exceptions which you wouldn't normally think about.
Some people (mainly hippies) do eat their placentas thou (again, not interested myself), there's recipes on the net
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And Flid, what if Skully had consented to the production of the milk but then later reneged. Would the milk then become nonvegan?
That'd be an interesting situation, one I hope never to be in! I guess it'd be like sex: not rape if consentual, not rape if the person changes their mind afterwards, but rape if the person changes their mind during and you don't stop.
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So the milk in your tummy would be vegan since it was drank during a time at which concent was given?
I'd say that's a little late to be able to change your mind about it, as it's no longer your milk by that time (unless it was a loan, but that's too freaky even for this thread)(who's intro is this anyway?!)
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And what if Skully is found to be mentally incompitent but wanted to donate her milk? Would the state then justify if her milk was vegan or not?
I think all cases need to be judged on their merits. Is kickboxing with someone who is mentally incompitent legal or assault? If she wanted to, it was her idea and got a lot of enjoyment out of doing so then I guess it'd be alright, but not if she was talked into it and didn't really know what was going on.
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EXCUSES ME MR NYC I AM NOT MENTALLY INCOMPITENT AND I WILL NEVER EVER BE GIVING/SELLING/DONATING BREAST MILK TO FLID!
That's fine, you can keep it, my disinterest in human produced ingrediants hasn't changed since I last turned down omlette ingrediants a few years ago
. It's good to challenge logic sometimes thou with completely bizarre exceptions which you wouldn't normally think about.Some people (mainly hippies) do eat their placentas thou (again, not interested myself), there's recipes on the net
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Location: Wales
Posted:
The likely hood of you having your own placenta is slim though Flid...... if I'm right you're male aren't you?
The likely hood of you having your own placenta is slim though Flid...... if I'm right you're male aren't you?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yea, no weird bits attached to/coming out of my body!
Yea, no weird bits attached to/coming out of my body!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Are you circumsized?
(OK, NOW I've gone too far... )
Are you circumsized?
(OK, NOW I've gone too far...
) Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
and to think I got a wrists slapped/thread deleted (twice) when i even mentioned a word which may or may not be referred to in the context of mamory glands (but was infact about birds afterall) a couple of weeks ago!
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OK, NOW I've gone too far...
and to think I got a wrists slapped/thread deleted (twice) when i even mentioned a word which may or may not be referred to in the context of mamory glands (but was infact about birds afterall) a couple of weeks ago!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Um...
I had chocolate matzoh today. My kids had some for passover. It was yummy.
Um...
I had chocolate matzoh today. My kids had some for passover. It was yummy.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Fancy getting your tits deleted......pffft those admins have such dirty minds!
Today I want to sing the praises of a couple of people. For the last few days I've been feeling really sorry for myself and moping around because I can't do much. I've been bitchy,
grumpy and not nice to know. I was so bad I was even getting on my own nerves! Despite this fact there have been a couple of people from Hop putting up with my moody out bursts on MSN. They didn't run away or put me on block or even just sign out with a "see ya when you are a bit more sociable". They put up with my moaning and groaning, cracked jokes at me, told me nice things about me, and generally did their utmost to cheer me up. So I'd like to say a huge thank you to Bird and UCoF. You have, Bird knowingly and UCoF not so knowingly, made me feel so much better. I'm lucky and glad I can call you both my friends
Oh and I'd like to thank everyone on HoP for being a distraction. Sitting at home being able to manage to do very little wears thin, very quickly. Thanks for being out there posting useful stuff and a whole heap of nonsense to keep my mind from turning into jelly (jello) and leaking out my ear.
Fancy getting your tits deleted......pffft those admins have such dirty minds!
Today I want to sing the praises of a couple of people. For the last few days I've been feeling really sorry for myself and moping around because I can't do much. I've been bitchy,
grumpy and not nice to know. I was so bad I was even getting on my own nerves! Despite this fact there have been a couple of people from Hop putting up with my moody out bursts on MSN. They didn't run away or put me on block or even just sign out with a "see ya when you are a bit more sociable". They put up with my moaning and groaning, cracked jokes at me, told me nice things about me, and generally did their utmost to cheer me up. So I'd like to say a huge thank you to Bird and UCoF. You have, Bird knowingly and UCoF not so knowingly, made me feel so much better. I'm lucky and glad I can call you both my friends
Oh and I'd like to thank everyone on HoP for being a distraction. Sitting at home being able to manage to do very little wears thin, very quickly. Thanks for being out there posting useful stuff and a whole heap of nonsense to keep my mind from turning into jelly (jello) and leaking out my ear.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ah, I've not done anything special, I've just been me, any making you feel better is purely coincidental!!
Anytime you need someone to moan at, you know where I am!
Ah, I've not done anything special, I've just been me, any making you feel better is purely coincidental!!
Anytime you need someone to moan at, you know where I am!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
I dont do intros..
but I'll do yours.
I dont do intros..
but I'll do yours.
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
for skully...
Oh, and an interesting little bit of info... I passed a shop in Belfast the other day that made me think of you... called Skullduggery
It was painted up and on closer inspection, turned out to be a tattoo parlour. So there you go.
for skully...Oh, and an interesting little bit of info... I passed a shop in Belfast the other day that made me think of you... called Skullduggery
It was painted up and on closer inspection, turned out to be a tattoo parlour. So there you go.
Getting to the other side 
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Location: Wales
Posted:
YAY thats cool! I'll have to go there and get a tattoo done.... hmmm what should I have done?
UCoF thats right slutty hun and I love you!
YAY thats cool! I'll have to go there and get a tattoo done.... hmmm what should I have done?UCoF thats right slutty hun and I love you!
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Your spleen.
Your spleen.
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Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Jon, darling, you are random and strange, but still marvellous anyways.
I couldn't suggest a tattoo... its not something i'd really do myself.... But, if I had too, I quite like a Maori/Celtic/ flamey kindof combination.
for all who needs them
Jon, darling, you are random and strange, but still marvellous anyways.
I couldn't suggest a tattoo... its not something i'd really do myself.... But, if I had too, I quite like a Maori/Celtic/ flamey kindof combination.
for all who needs them Getting to the other side
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
can you have your spleen tattooed? wouldn't that be a bit bloody?
can you have your spleen tattooed? wouldn't that be a bit bloody?
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Location: Wales
Posted:
its ok Claire I'm so scared of needles I probably wouldd't ever have one done anyway. I'm a big girly wuss!
its ok Claire I'm so scared of needles I probably wouldd't ever have one done anyway. I'm a big girly wuss!
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newbie
6 posts
Location: Wales
6 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I'd have a tattoo of a pot of honey but you wouldn't see it through all my wooly fur.
I'd have a tattoo of a pot of honey but you wouldn't see it through all my wooly fur.
Always your friend
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
[ultraliberalfeminist]
Don't you go usin' "girly" as an indication of weakness. I know plenty of tough girlies!
[/toleranceteachingschoolteacherrolemodel]
Written by: Skulduggery
its ok Claire I'm so scared of needles I probably wouldd't ever have one done anyway. I'm a big girly wuss!
[ultraliberalfeminist]
Don't you go usin' "girly" as an indication of weakness. I know plenty of tough girlies!
[/toleranceteachingschoolteacherrolemodel]
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
I know a few butch lesbians too....
I know a few butch lesbians too....
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
I wasn't implying girly was weak. The fact is I am a girly. I have all the right body parts and such to be a girly. Well all but the boobies... in that department I'm a little flat.. although qualities what counts not amount I just happen to be a wussy girly. I don't like needles.
I was in no way implying all girlies are weak, wussy or anything else! We are as varied as we are many. Each and everyone of us is different, with different strengths and weaknesses.
There I hope that clears that up!
Boys on the other hand are all silly and made of frogs and snails and puppy dogs tails AND they all smell!
I wasn't implying girly was weak. The fact is I am a girly. I have all the right body parts and such to be a girly. Well all but the boobies... in that department I'm a little flat.. although qualities what counts not amount
I just happen to be a wussy girly. I don't like needles. I was in no way implying all girlies are weak, wussy or anything else! We are as varied as we are many. Each and everyone of us is different, with different strengths and weaknesses.
There I hope that clears that up!
Boys on the other hand are all silly and made of frogs and snails and puppy dogs tails AND they all smell!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
I would like to agree with Skully in the fear-of-needles thing.
Tis irrational, but I still don't like them.
I think my fear comes from having to get lots in my leg after being knocked down by a car, aged 11.
I would like to agree with Skully in the fear-of-needles thing.
Tis irrational, but I still don't like them.
I think my fear comes from having to get lots in my leg after being knocked down by a car, aged 11.
Getting to the other side
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
The puppy dogs tails aren't actually necessary. It's just fun to chop them off.
It's true I smell though. But I smell yummy.
I just got back from spinning glowsticks all day. I'm tired and sore. 7 beat weave is overrated.
Can we go back to the snuggle pile? That was nice.
Written by: Skulduggery
Boys on the other hand are all silly and made of frogs and snails and puppy dogs tails AND they all smell!
The puppy dogs tails aren't actually necessary. It's just fun to chop them off.
It's true I smell though. But I smell yummy.
I just got back from spinning glowsticks all day. I'm tired and sore. 7 beat weave is overrated.
Can we go back to the snuggle pile? That was nice.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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comfortably numb
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Location: The countryside, Australia
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Posted:
Hi Skul! *smiles*
Someone's popular
I can't believe how many posts there are in this intro!
Hi Skul! *smiles*
Someone's popular
I can't believe how many posts there are in this intro!
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Most of them are me talking utter rubbish so don't be too impressed. We have quantity but I'm not sure about quality
I think the scene was set in the first few posts when Dunc and I talk about cheese.......
Ah well it never said on the registration form I had to be sane and make sense...... I wonder how many members there would be if it made you prove you were sane?
Most of them are me talking utter rubbish so don't be too impressed. We have quantity but I'm not sure about quality I think the scene was set in the first few posts when Dunc and I talk about cheese.......
Ah well it never said on the registration form I had to be sane and make sense...... I wonder how many members there would be if it made you prove you were sane?
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NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Oh... are we back to Skully's place?
I have trouble keeping track.
Oh... are we back to Skully's place?
I have trouble keeping track.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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