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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
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Location: Away from home
Posted:
purrrrrrrrfect thank you
I haven't made the laminated HoPpers yet - but don't think that I won't!
they can have fancy costume changes that fix with little bendy shoulder tabs, leaving their posteriors woefuly exposed and everything!
now I must go poke bugs so I can go home again and continue being soppy without inflicting it on anyone else
purrrrrrrrfect thank you
I haven't made the laminated HoPpers yet - but don't think that I won't!
they can have fancy costume changes that fix with little bendy shoulder tabs, leaving their posteriors woefuly exposed and everything!
now I must go poke bugs so I can go home again and continue being soppy without inflicting it on anyone else
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Poking bugs is such a mean thing to do! I think you should stop poking them and give them each a lil squishy hug instead!
Poking bugs is such a mean thing to do! I think you should stop poking them and give them each a lil squishy hug instead! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Written by: Skulduggery
Are you all loved up yet?
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
wha.....? Whats wrong with that?
wha.....? Whats wrong with that?
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
don't worry skully - he's probably translated it into foreign wrong or something
don't worry skully - he's probably translated it into foreign wrong or something
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Umm... nothing, why?
Umm... nothing, why?
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
I am.
I am.
Love is the law.
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
doopi??!
tell...
doopi??!
tell...
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
oh tis not the love of a women. though that may change...
its the love of life itself.
its wonderfull
[/soppydoop]
oh tis not the love of a women. though that may change...
its the love of life itself.
its wonderfull
[/soppydoop]
Love is the law.
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
aw... bless
aw... bless
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Can i come and join in?
i need some lovin'
I'm all sad
My landlord is taking £100 from my deposit from my old house to clean the cooker and a already clean ten foot square bit of carpet....
Can i come and join in?
i need some lovin'
I'm all sad
My landlord is taking £100 from my deposit from my old house to clean the cooker and a already clean ten foot square bit of carpet....
Gayle.....!
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
landlords smell
there's plenty of loving to go round Gayle, just snuggle in and we'll pour you a cup of tea
landlords smell
there's plenty of loving to go round Gayle, just snuggle in and we'll pour you a cup of tea
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
's for gayle
£100 to clean a cooker!!!!
Yikes
's for gayle£100 to clean a cooker!!!!
Yikes
Love is the law.
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
*snuggles in next to Molly, skully, nyc and ado-p*
GROUP HUG
*snuggles in next to Molly, skully, nyc and ado-p*
GROUP HUG
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Oh babe that stinks! Bad ol' evil landlord!
Want me to send the boys round to sort him out? We can make Bird be gormless at him and UCoF can talk to him and hug him until he pays him to go away.... say about..... well..... what do you think about £100 being a fair price?
Oh babe that stinks! Bad ol' evil landlord! Want me to send the boys round to sort him out? We can make Bird be gormless at him and UCoF can talk to him and hug him until he pays him to go away.... say about..... well..... what do you think about £100 being a fair price?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
I think that'll do it!
Where's Dave?
Dave?
I think that'll do it!Where's Dave?
Dave?
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I don't know where he is but he is very very quiet! He must be up to something.........
I don't know where he is but he is very very quiet! He must be up to something.........
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Oooooooo I just found this
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An 'Open Jugular Cheesecake' lunchbox! What more could a girl want? .... well other than these
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A Roman Dirge Coaster set!
Yes I visited Spookyland!
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You gotta love Lenore!
Oooooooo I just found this
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An 'Open Jugular Cheesecake' lunchbox! What more could a girl want? .... well other than these
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A Roman Dirge Coaster set!
Yes I visited Spookyland!
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You gotta love Lenore!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Posted:
Love is the law.
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
So, I have to be Gormless on demand now do I??
So, I have to be Gormless on demand now do I??
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
What can we say Bird, you're a man in demand.
What can we say Bird, you're a man in demand.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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Posted:
Its a hard life having to satisfy all these women!!
Its a hard life having to satisfy all these women!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
hmmmm....... I don't see you doing that. You didn't fulfil my MSN request And don't claim its because you couldn't find a big enough sock!
hmmmm....... I don't see you doing that. You didn't fulfil my MSN request
And don't claim its because you couldn't find a big enough sock! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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Posted:
No, its cos I was afraid that the sock would slip off and the consequences would scare the living daylights out of you!
No, its cos I was afraid that the sock would slip off and the consequences would scare the living daylights out of you!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Oh where are all my Biatches when I need entertaining! Slacking off somewhere having fun is my guess!
Oh and there is a pile of ironing for you on top of the drawers babe. Get to it!
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Oh where are all my Biatches when I need entertaining! Slacking off somewhere having fun is my guess!
Oh and there is a pile of ironing for you on top of the drawers babe. Get to it!
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Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
yeah, yeah, I notice its only ever the ironing part of my job title that ever gets used!!
yeah, yeah, I notice its only ever the ironing part of my job title that ever gets used!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Well you could do the washing up too if you like
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Work damn you work
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Well you could do the washing up too if you like
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Work damn you work
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Posted:
pfft! washing up was never in my job-description!
pfft! washing up was never in my job-description!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
How come your not on your treadmill getting fit?
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How come your not on your treadmill getting fit?
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?
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Posted:
Because I've been working hard and I'm waay too tired to do running! I did think about it about an hour ago, but thought: nah,
it, I can't be bothered!
Because I've been working hard and I'm waay too tired to do running! I did think about it about an hour ago, but thought: nah,
it, I can't be bothered! My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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