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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Why thank you Gidg! I'm sure the voles will be very glad you said that. It makes their lil pink shivering bodies happy to know that you liked it.
pssssssst.......Patrick, I let the Voles know it was your insatiable appetite for bearded ladies that lost them their fur. They have sworn to avenge their fur loss. Watch your back!!
Why thank you Gidg! I'm sure the voles will be very glad you said that. It makes their lil pink shivering bodies happy to know that you liked it.
pssssssst.......Patrick, I let the Voles know it was your insatiable appetite for bearded ladies that lost them their fur. They have sworn to avenge their fur loss. Watch your back!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Posted:
boo
boo
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Arrrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now look what you did! You made me jump out of my vole fluff beard!!! ppfffffft BOYS! They should all be spanked soundly and be sent to my bed..... I mean, sent to bed..... yes thats it, Sent to bed.
[readers should now note that this contributor has lost her marbles]
Arrrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now look what you did! You made me jump out of my vole fluff beard!!! ppfffffft BOYS! They should all be spanked soundly and be sent to my bed..... I mean, sent to bed..... yes thats it, Sent to bed.
[readers should now note that this contributor has lost her marbles]
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
*giggle* Skully, I thought you lost those years ago?
*giggle* Skully, I thought you lost those years ago?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Posted:
The jury hasn't been convinced you were in possession of them to begin with!
Written by: Skulduggery
[readers should now note that this contributor has lost her marbles]
The jury hasn't been convinced you were in possession of them to begin with!
Will bite you (unless you tickle behind my ears)
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland
Posted:
I have marbles. I will swap them for the whereabout of a villainous yadda yadda yadda etc etc ad infinitum.
I have marbles. I will swap them for the whereabout of a villainous yadda yadda yadda etc etc ad infinitum.
...tick tick tick....
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Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada
Posted:
*runs in with
for Skull*
*runs in with
for Skull* Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
YAY! Drive by huggings!!! I like them......... Can we have more drive by huggings please??
*runs after Mand, tackles her to the floor and her back*
yay its only 4 days now!!!
Patrick how could you say such a thing? I'm the most sensiblllliest person on these here boards!
Didn't you catch that Capn yet croc??? pffffffft
YAY! Drive by huggings!!! I like them......... Can we have more drive by huggings please??
*runs after Mand, tackles her to the floor and
her back*yay its only 4 days now!!!
Patrick how could you say such a thing? I'm the most sensiblllliest person on these here boards!
Didn't you catch that Capn yet croc??? pffffffft
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Posted:
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
piercings every where (but not too many.....) i like piercings
piercings every where (but not too many.....) i like piercings
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Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Ooooh Skully!! Look!!! Marbles!!!!
Ooooh Skully!! Look!!! Marbles!!!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ooooooooooo pretty shiny marbles! Thank you lemming
OoooooH! Look!! Gidg!! Brodie!! Patrick!!
Ooooooooooo pretty shiny marbles! Thank you lemming
OoooooH! Look!! Gidg!!
Brodie!! Patrick!! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I just found this product
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Is it a container that is filled with cats that have a cleaning fetish??? If it is how come I got a cat that just likes making a mess? I want a tidy cat!! *stamps foot*.......
........ how do they get them to go in the container?
I just found this product
Non-Https Image Link
Is it a container that is filled with cats that have a cleaning fetish??? If it is how come I got a cat that just likes making a mess? I want a tidy cat!! *stamps foot*.......
........ how do they get them to go in the container?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Posted:
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
They slice them into little bits?
Written by: Skulduggery
........ how do they get them to go in the container?
They slice them into little bits?
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
or lure them in with choc spread
or lure them in with choc spread
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Cats don't like choc spread silly brodie..... they like cheese. Maybe they use cheese spread.
Patrick how can they clean if they are sliced up??
Cats don't like choc spread silly brodie..... they like cheese. Maybe they use cheese spread.
Patrick how can they clean if they are sliced up??
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old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
you could lure me anywhere with choc spread,
so im sure it would work with cat too
you could lure me anywhere with choc spread,
so im sure it would work with cat too
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
*entices Brodie back up to the picture of tidy CAT with choc spread*
Where are the mice Brodie?
Have you been on the night shift?
Do you need a nap? Would you like me to tuck you in and read you a bedtime story?
*entices Brodie back up to the picture of tidy CAT with choc spread*
Where are the mice Brodie?
Have you been on the night shift?
Do you need a nap? Would you like me to tuck you in and read you a bedtime story?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
cats hmmm well yessss.........
as for been tucked in and a bed time story..... wow that sounds alike a great idea, what you reading??
cats hmmm well yessss.........
as for been tucked in and a bed time story..... wow that sounds alike a great idea, what you reading??
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I'm reading Show me the magic-Annie Caulfield, and Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden........... but you can pick any book you fancy.
I'm reading Show me the magic-Annie Caulfield, and Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden........... but you can pick any book you fancy.
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Skully since your reading a story I want one where the boyfriend doesn't move a few thousand miles away for a year.
Skully since your reading a story I want one where the boyfriend doesn't move a few thousand miles away for a year.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Awwwwww poor Gidg How about I read you a book about an insanely possessive Boyfriend that drives the heroine nuts. That way you might feel glad about him being so far away!
Awwwwww poor Gidg
How about I read you a book about an insanely possessive Boyfriend that drives the heroine nuts. That way you might feel glad about him being so far away! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
can it b the chronicles of narnia- horse and his boy
or lord of the rings
angels and deamons
or the A-z of deviant sexual acts??
hehehehe
can it b the chronicles of narnia- horse and his boy
or lord of the rings
angels and deamons
or the A-z of deviant sexual acts??
hehehehe
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Doesn't the A-Z just have pictures in it?
Doesn't the A-Z just have pictures in it?
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old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
lol mabie a mixture of the two lol
wow your online more than me, thats impressive.... still no chance of getting you to sheffield??
lol mabie a mixture of the two lol
wow your online more than me, thats impressive.... still no chance of getting you to sheffield??
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
nope no chance of me making it to Sheffield
nope no chance of me making it to Sheffield Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
so now you actually own me what do i have to do and what are my legal rights???
so now you actually own me what do i have to do and what are my legal rights???
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
You actually think that you have legal rights Brodie?
You actually think that you have legal rights Brodie?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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