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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
Ooooh...thanks gidg.
*eats raspberry*
Yum.
Ooooh...thanks gidg.
*eats raspberry*
Yum.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
*whispers to gidg* do you think we can bribe Mysti to wax his legs whilst he is sleeping...... she might have to dose up his cocoa. The pain would wake him up......
*whispers to gidg* do you think we can bribe Mysti to wax his legs whilst he is sleeping...... she might have to dose up his cocoa. The pain would wake him up......
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
*pricks ears up*
Did someone mention pain?
*pricks ears up*
Did someone mention pain?
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
oops my kinky-dar went off pain you say......
lol
oops my kinky-dar went off pain you say......
lol BRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Mmmmm, I'll have to talk with Myste and find out.
Jon, wrong kind of raspberries
Brodie, can't you do something with the boy?
Mmmmm, I'll have to talk with Myste and find out.
Jon, wrong kind of raspberries
Brodie, can't you do something with the boy? Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Not in here he can't Gidg!!!! You know what those two are like! It will make the carpet sticky!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Not in here he can't Gidg!!!! You know what those two are like! It will make the carpet sticky!
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SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
/Chesney Hawks/
Im a man not a boy, Im a man not a boy.
or was it North and South who said that?
anyways... it was someone Shlt.
/Chesney Hawks/
Im a man not a boy, Im a man not a boy.
or was it North and South who said that?
anyways... it was someone Shlt.
old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
messy carpet noooooo inuendo in that one.... honest
messy carpet noooooo inuendo in that one.... honest
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
People from the South have a habit of calling men boys, and no I'm not from the south. But the comment got a reaction out of you, which is what I was going after anyway
Brodie honey, the angel just doesn't work for you. On other hand it's perfect for me. or this one 
...
People from the South have a habit of calling men boys, and no I'm not from the south. But the comment got a reaction out of you, which is what I was going after anyway
Brodie honey, the angel just doesn't work for you. On other hand it's perfect for me.
or this one ... Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
old hand
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Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
why, im not that bad am i???
why, im not that bad am i???
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Nope you're not that bad at all. But there are angels and then there are angels and with that smile on your face I would say that you are an ... angel
Nope you're not that bad at all. But there are angels and then there are angels and with that smile on your face I would say that you are an ... angel
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Ok so I'm in whine mood today so if you don't want to listen now is the time to press that "index" button.
I'm feeling completely and utterly craptastic today. My body feels like its going into meltdown again and if it doesn't stop it I'm going to have to give it a stern talking to. It's days like this I wish "The Body Shop" really did sell new bodies. I've spent all day pandering to new muscle twitches and cramps. All this drives me nuts. I'll admit I've spent most of the day whining "why me? Why don't you just go away you stupid illness?"
Then I turned on the News. They killed Kenneth Bigley. Why am I whining? I'm alive! How he must have felt I can't imagine. How frightened he was is something I can't conceive. What his family are going through now must be agonising and I'm whining and winging about a few aches and pains. Pathetic really.
My heart and thoughts go out to Him ,his Family and friends. I'm not ashamed to say typing this has made me shed tears.
Its taken something as terrible and evil as that poor mans death to remind me how lucky I am.
Ok so I'm in whine mood today so if you don't want to listen now is the time to press that "index" button.
I'm feeling completely and utterly craptastic today. My body feels like its going into meltdown again and if it doesn't stop it I'm going to have to give it a stern talking to. It's days like this I wish "The Body Shop" really did sell new bodies. I've spent all day pandering to new muscle twitches and cramps. All this drives me nuts. I'll admit I've spent most of the day whining "why me? Why don't you just go away you stupid illness?"
Then I turned on the News. They killed Kenneth Bigley. Why am I whining? I'm alive! How he must have felt I can't imagine. How frightened he was is something I can't conceive. What his family are going through now must be agonising and I'm whining and winging about a few aches and pains. Pathetic really.
My heart and thoughts go out to Him ,his Family and friends. I'm not ashamed to say typing this has made me shed tears.
Its taken something as terrible and evil as that poor mans death to remind me how lucky I am.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
I was going to post something witty her... but the phone went and I have forgotten what it was.
So have this instead:
I was going to post something witty her... but the phone went and I have forgotten what it was.
So have this instead:
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Post deleted by C@ntus
Post deleted by C@ntus
Meh
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I CANNOT believe you just wrote that.
Written by: C@ntus
Just count yourselves lucky you don't live in the north west like i do. He's on every damn channel.
not wishing to detract from the situation but if i see one more scouser on my tv saying that it's an attack on the heart of Liverpool. Or any similar kind of crap. I will scream.
I CANNOT believe you just wrote that.
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old hand
1,024 posts
Location: london
1,024 posts
Location: london
Posted:
thats not kool
nor clever
thats not kool
nor clever SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
I belive both sides have an equal arguement.
Having siad that, I would also like to add a poem I wrote not last wednesday. I think it was thursday:
I see a lion,
In the grass,
sitting on,
its big fat ass.
Im hoping to enter it for some sort of prize.
I belive both sides have an equal arguement.
Having siad that, I would also like to add a poem I wrote not last wednesday. I think it was thursday:
I see a lion,
In the grass,
sitting on,
its big fat ass.
Im hoping to enter it for some sort of prize.
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
the ability to be read is one of the things that seperates us from the animals. but as you seem to have completely missed the point of that post I've deleted it.
I must be getting old....
the ability to be read is one of the things that seperates us from the animals. but as you seem to have completely missed the point of that post I've deleted it.
I must be getting old....
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
also if any one wishes to argue about this or anything else i've said that might have upset them feel free to PM me.
i hall be wearing a green hat so you can recognise me.
also if any one wishes to argue about this or anything else i've said that might have upset them feel free to PM me.
i hall be wearing a green hat so you can recognise me.
Meh
Will bite you (unless you tickle behind my ears)
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland
Posted:
Hmm it's a touch tense in here... well in an effort to dtract from that - has anyone seen a villainous pirate captain?
He tastes a little like chicken.
Hmm it's a touch tense in here... well in an effort to dtract from that - has anyone seen a villainous pirate captain?
He tastes a little like chicken.
...tick tick tick....
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Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Now that is my kind of place.
Now that is my kind of place.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hi Hook's Bane,
I don't think we have met before. Thanks for visiting and breaking the ice. Brrrrr it was getting a bit chilly in here. How about we light a big fire and toast marshmallows? The fire might attract that bad old pirate Hook and you can finnish off the job!
Ooooooooo Lemming can we all go skinny dipping? Gidg... race you to the water!! Last one in the sea has their clothes used as a towel afterwards...........
Hi Hook's Bane, I don't think we have met before
. Thanks for visiting and breaking the ice. Brrrrr it was getting a bit chilly in here. How about we light a big fire and toast marshmallows? The fire might attract that bad old pirate Hook and you can finnish off the job!Ooooooooo Lemming can we all go skinny dipping? Gidg... race you to the water!! Last one in the sea has their clothes used as a towel afterwards...........
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not a stranger
558 posts
Location: wales
558 posts
Location: wales
Posted:
That looks like a nice place. can I be there too?
It's cold here, I think winter has arrived.
That looks like a nice place. can I be there too?
It's cold here, I think winter has arrived.
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Come and join us in our virtual beach wonderland Lillie Frog. pull up a beach towel to the bonfire and have a toasted marshmallow.
I'm hoping Kiteman shows up and teaches me to kite buggy!
Come and join us in our virtual beach wonderland Lillie Frog. pull up a beach towel to the bonfire and have a toasted marshmallow.
I'm hoping Kiteman shows up and teaches me to kite buggy!
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not a stranger
558 posts
Location: wales
558 posts
Location: wales
Posted:
Ooh ta.
It's good to get away from another of those Welsh sundays.
I shall now bask in the warm glow of the virtual sun.
I've brought bickies. Anyone want one?
Ooh ta.
It's good to get away from another of those Welsh sundays.
I shall now bask in the warm glow of the virtual sun.
I've brought bickies. Anyone want one?
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Gidg floats out in the water
Are you coming in or not Skully? The water is actually nice. Oh and I hope that you have an extra shirt or something, my hair holds extra water since I've let it grow long.
Lillie, what is a bickie? I've never heard of it before.
Gidg floats out in the water
Are you coming in or not Skully? The water is actually nice. Oh and I hope that you have an extra shirt or something, my hair holds extra water since I've let it grow long.
Lillie, what is a bickie? I've never heard of it before.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Gidg hun, I have been in and out of the water 3 times before you even turned up!!! UCoF didn't get in the water yet so I think we can use his clothes as towels! Knowing him, he probably has a strange fetish about women drying themselves on his clothes anyway so it will make him happy.
Bickies are biscuits or what you would call cookies.
Gidg hun, I have been in and out of the water 3 times before you even turned up!!! UCoF didn't get in the water yet so I think we can use his clothes as towels! Knowing him, he probably has a strange fetish about women drying themselves on his clothes anyway so it will make him happy.
Bickies are biscuits or what you would call cookies.
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
*drools*
*drools*
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Pffffft I astound myself sometimes with my ability to read people! Didn't I say he would like the idea!?!?!
Pffffft I astound myself sometimes with my ability to read people! Didn't I say he would like the idea!?!?!
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