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elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
Simple.
One person suggests 5 things for the next person to name eg. 5 types of jam,
the next responds with the answer and follows with the next suggestion.

So...

5 things that make you laugh.

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
1. Break the cd player, and take away the music...
2. Bring your own form of music which is really loud and bring the cops down.
3. Bring your parents. ubblol
4. Show up after something horrible happened and pull a Debbie the Downer.
5. Spend the whole time asking people not to smoke or drink inside and cleaning everything they touch.

5 things you can't believe are Olympic sports.

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
1. speed walking... walking fast? waht? is that not just running slow?
2. Dressage.. sorry just have a large dislike for it
3. Beach volleyball.. whats wrong with normal volleyball?
4. Football.. as if this should be an Olympic sport!! is the world cup not good enough?
5. erm darn it cant think and/or find anything else I can agree on in not including in the Olympic games. (answers on a postacard please)

5 things you wouldnt want to find in your bed....

pass_the_pigjourneyman
60 posts

Posted:
fire,
spiders (I can stand snakes, rats, ear wigs and everything else people usually hate, but not big bugger spiders),
new girlfriend.......with another guy (oddly with another girl wouldn't bother me as much),
death,
myself (dwell on this, may think it would be cool but then some crazzy guy would be taking your life, not very pleasant at all).

5 most ironic things ever (no1 take the shoe salesman with no feet)

I took my harp ta party, but no body asked me to play, so I took harp home again


andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
1. that being supersticious causes bad luck!
2. that hardly anything in the song "ironis" being actually ironic
3. British Gas being owned by germans
4. New Zealand being really really old
5. that i can't think of a fifth thing but the minute i post this HUNDREDS will pop unbidden into my head (sweet sweet irony!)

5 best live gigs you've seen and why

It's smashing to be back x


andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
TOLD you this would happen! not only have i thought of a fifth thing but i've thought of several that are wittier and more intelligent than the ones i listed in the first place! course....it would be kinda ironic NOT to share them with you and keep them to myself...so i will do exactly that..hehe

It's smashing to be back x


FabergGOLD Member
veteran
1,459 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
5 best gigs:

1. Neil Young, solo & accoustic, Vicar St. Dublin 2003 - it was quite incredible, only 1000 people in the venue, it was so quiet you could almost hear him breath. it was like having one of rock's legends in your living room. the gig was also recorded, so i can relive the whole event over and over and over......

2. Neil Young & Crazy Horse, RDS Dublin 1997 - what can i say? i was 17, i was blown away. love the man !

3. Henry Rollins, spoken word. Vicar St, Dublin 2002 - some of the best social commentary i've ever heard. and boy can he rant ! funny guy biggrin

4. Prince - Pairc Uí Caoimh, Cork, 1988 - never really been a huge fan of his chart hits & such, but the guy oooozzes talent. he did a rendition of "nothing compares to you" which was written by himself, but was a worldwide hit for Sinéad O'Connor. no background music or vocals, just himself and a big white grand piano. class!!! beats Sinéad's version hands down........

5. oooohhhh it's so difficult to choose...... i've been to so many good gigs.....
hmmmm..... i'm gonna have to say Metallica, not that i can choose one concert in particular, but just because i've seen this band live more than any other act/band/performer.
on second thoughts lets make it the Master of Puppets tour - SFX Centre, Dublin 1986, just 2 weeks before the legendary Cliff Burton died in a accident with their tourbus in Sweden.

name 5 lame excuses you have actually used for being late for work.....

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely smile


Fleancejourneyman
99 posts
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
All of these are real.

1. Car wouldn't start (which when looking at my car isn't all that corny)

2. My aunt had a car accident and broke her leg, i was in the hospital looking after her.

3. I set the alarm on my clock radio for 7.30 pm rather than am

4. "What......i'm late"

5. Oh sorry *insert boss's name here* i got caught behind a car accident, two train crossings and every single red light on the way here......otherwise i would have made it......honest

5 nicknames people call you (you know all those little nicknames you get from all different freindship groups you have made over time.....or is that just me)

I don't care who you vote for

Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
1. Machine... from working at macdonalds many many years ago.
2. Chaos.. this is the currant one at work, apparently I press too many buttons and cause chaos.
3. Goblin... dont ask.
4. lots of people call me by my surname which I find quite annoying.
5. hmm stuck now....

5 people you wish youd never met and why...

...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
5 people wish not met

1: wife's ex-boyfriend ... who wants to meet that guy???
2: girlfriends ex-boyfriend ... he's old news ... hello???
3: any friends realy old grandparents! self explainatory
4: the dude at the petrol station that thinks that customer relations is something that he needs to practice while filling up your car?
5: the people who live above me... they suck , but i cant tell them that cause now ive met them !!!! they suck !

the five coolest things to do with your cell phone?

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
1. make phonecalls (revolutionary or what?)
2. stand it on it's end, get someone else to phone it and watch it dance along the table (endless hours of fun...)
3. Take it apart.
4. Put it back together.
5. Turn it off biggrin

ok... 5.... alternative uses for an odd sock...

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.


pass_the_pigjourneyman
60 posts

Posted:
make a sock puppet (obvious 1),
save it till you find another 1, which you will, and make some sock poi,
put it on your nose and look nothing like any animal, despite the vision of an elephant,
make two smaller socks out of it for smaller people, migits or children,
start a new trend of wearing one sock (and remember there have been revolutions over scilier things)

5 best '5 best' topics

I took my harp ta party, but no body asked me to play, so I took harp home again


Fleancejourneyman
99 posts
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
1. Five worst relationships (thank you High fidelity)

2. Five fictional places you would like to visit on holiday

3. Five favourite five favourite's

4. Five favourite Jackie Chan movies

5. Five reasons not to get stuck in an elevator

Five reasons not to get stuck in an elevator

I don't care who you vote for

Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.


MatchInnuendo Officer Extraordinaire
105 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland


Posted:
1) Someone in the elevator will be claustrophobic and try to kill you

2) Someone in the elevator will be pregnant and try to give birth, to quadruplets, with complications

3) Someone will have flatulence problems

4) The building will be on fire/contain a bomb/terrorists/mad axeman

5) It will look like the best opportunity in the world to get down and dirty with someone, at which point it will move again and the doors open on your best friend/wife/mother/office party.

Five best websites you visit often (excluding HOP - thats a given!)

YARR! Thats replaced the whale in my nightmares!


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
1. www.b3ta.com
2. www.muchosucko.com
3. www.slashdot.org
4. www.zug.com
5. www.globulos.com

5 ways to peel an orange

Hairy TaitBRONZE Member
member
109 posts
Location: Back in the Future, United Kingdom


Posted:
1) Home of Poi....!
2)Weebl.jolt.co.uk
3)Happy Tree Friend.com
4)Glastonbury.co.uk
5)Crackers4cheese.com..... ( check it out ......! )

the 5 worst places to be on a sunny day.....

It's a very interesting story, Future Boy....!


griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
1) nice and slow
2)stuck in a shed
3) with your best friends pyjamas
4) on the sun
5) from inside out
6) hospital

5 things to do on a stage

in state of metamorphosis


NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
1/ tell a joke that drops like a bomb.
2/ tap dance
3/ freak out people with scary ventriloquists doll.
4/ conceptual art performance ("it's not finished yet.... finished!" one for other Spaced fans biggrin)
5/ air guitar

5 of your most surreal experiences...

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
5 surreal experiences...

1) seeing chairs attached to walls, (quite high up) with people sitting on them taking tea.
2) Beltane.
3) Disneyland Florida.
4) Highland cows - anytime.
5) Getting tunnel vision suring science lectures.

5 times you really wanted to fall off your chair and pretend to be dead.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


FruleinFireotographer on Hiatus
284 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland


Posted:
5 times I really wanted to fall off my chair and pretend to be dead:

1) During a latin exam (where I cheated and got busted)
2) When my ex-boss caught me surfing the net even though it was forbidden
3) When my friend told us about her boyfriends circumsection
4) When I heared my parents having s** (I was in bed though and not on a chair)
5) Right now because I am totally exhausted and can't be bothered to work any longer!

5 things you miss from your childhood (sweets, food, ...)!

"I see," said the blind man.


weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
1. Kinder chocolates....I like, binge everytime I go back to Europe
2. Fresh baguettes everyday....same deal
3. Michael Jackson not being such a freak......it just ruined everything about how cool he used to be
4. How basically everything was fun. smile
5. How simple life seemed.

But mostly the chocolate biggrin ubblol

5 best inventions ever.

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."


Fleancejourneyman
99 posts
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
1. Antibiotics
2. Penicillan
3. Photgraphy
4. Velcro
5. Beer

5 ways to skin a cat (because apparently there's more than one)

I don't care who you vote for

Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
1. Lawnmower
2. Hold it by its tail, shake vigorously
3. Give it a bath in hydrochloric acid
4. Let it play with a ball of barbed wire
5. Teach it to jump through a flaming loop, then get it drunk and have it
do it
6. Eat it, cough up a furball, then puke
7. Put it in a paper shredder, slowly (collect bits afterwars, glue and
some assembly may be required)
8. Tie tongue to one car, tail to another, and have them dive in opposite
directions
9. Flamethrower
10. Attach tail to fan, put it on high (the fan)
11. Get a pair of tweasers, pluck one hair at a time
12. Bury it, dig it up a few weeks later
13. Throw it at a fan (make sure it's on (the fan))


well theres 13 ways wink

5 ways you could accidently fall out of a moving car...

MatchInnuendo Officer Extraordinaire
105 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland


Posted:
1) Holding onto 3 demijohns full of homebrew while made driver goes round corners at 70mph in a transit van (just ask Phin - this so nearly happened yesterday!)

2) Waking up in the back of the car and opening the door when you Dad shouts 'we're here!', without actually realising he meant 'travelling down the main street' not 'at the beach carpark'

3) Having an argument with your friend about whether or not the back doors on his car had child safety locks or not (they didn't)

4) Getting the door handle and the window winder confused

5) Being sat on the back seat taking shoes off with feet outside the car when your Dad decides to set off

(Although, in none of these did I *actually* leave the vehicle... eek)

5 best things to do with empty cardboard boxes (I have a lot after moving house...)

YARR! Thats replaced the whale in my nightmares!


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
1. Make a toy fort.
2. Pretend to be a transformer https://www.muchosucko.com/index.php?module=PostWrap&page=flash/boxtransformer.html
3. Go for the world record of the largest carboard construction ever made.
4. Cut them up and use them for a cheap alternative to carpet.
5. last but not least recycle smile

5 good things to say to a best mate just after they've split up from a long term girlfriend.

Fleancejourneyman
99 posts
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
1. I didn't wanna say anything earlier......but she.....is a he
2. Don't worry mate, she didn't love you anyway.
3. Oh hey.....doesn't she have an identical twin
4. free as a bird buddy free as a bird
5. Hey mate.....do you mind if i have a shot

5. ways to trick your boss you are working

I don't care who you vote for

Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
1. Press random keys on your keyboard and look like your concentrating really hard.
2. Stare at the screen and make thinking noises "hmmmmmmm"
3. Throw the mouse around and start shouting "#@"£$ computer!" and pretend its crashed.
4. Start reading through something on your desk and every so often look back at the monitor.
5. Pick up your phone and start talking to the dial tone.

5 Things that broke of yours recently.

andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
my fire poi (GASPS!)
my zippo(not broke exactly, needs a new flint)
my fuckin car!(alternator)
my "never lets me down" holdall carry everything bag
fish tank pump

the first five things you would do if you ruled the world

It's smashing to be back x


MatchInnuendo Officer Extraordinaire
105 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland


Posted:
1) Ban squirrels and pigeons
2) Ban daytime TV, and have Richard and Judy publicly executed as a lesson to others
3) Remove all military forces, and spend the money on helping others
4) Ban the concepts of trendy, fashionable and pretentious. Force all owners of designer label clothes to wear sacks for a month
5) Have a holiday - its going to be stressful ruling the world, and I could do with a break...

5 people who have had the most influence on your life (excluding your parents!)

YARR! Thats replaced the whale in my nightmares!


andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
psycho (stuart pearce)
sid vicious
david schwartz (author of "the magic of thinking big)
my brother
Friedrich Nietzsche

It's smashing to be back x


andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
oops.....forgot...


5 great meals

It's smashing to be back x


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