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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Name: Brenn
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Hometown: Melbourne, Australia
DOB: 23/06
Age: As of 28/08/09...24
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): IT Architect by day, Fire performer/safety/teacher by night.
Favorite Food(s): Almost anything, but particularly Japanese
Favorite Color(s): Green, Red, Blue
Toys: Single staff, double staff, Fire fans, Poi, rope dart/meteor, juggling balls, juggling clubs, torches, contact ball, flags.
Hobbies other than the obvious: Yoga, martial arts, reading, photography, festivals, IT.
Education: University level.
Favorite Book(s): Too many to mention, but some that come to mind include: "Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance", "The Celestine Prophecy", "Autobiography of a Yogi" "The Art of Happiness", The Eragon series, "The Power of Now", "A New Earth"
Favorite Movie(s): Again, too many to mention, but... The Big Lebowski, Snatch, Lock Stock, Shawshank Redemption, V for Vendetta, 28 Days Later, Star Wars 4-6.
Favorite TV show(s): Black books, The Young Ones, Scrubs, Cowboy Bebop, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Boston Legal, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate.
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up).
Uncertain as of yet. I live by the philosophy of working to live, and not living to work. Life aspirations don't appear to be in the career that i have or hope to achieve: work is more a facilitator of what it is I want to do. Currently i'm considering being a yoga teacher later in life and seeing where fire perfomance takes me as well, but in the mean time i'll stick to working in IT.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Too many to mention, but some include Nobuo Uematsu, The Black Mages, Coldplay, Moonsorrow, Radiohead, Axion of Choice, Howard Shore, Hans Zimmer, The Whitlams, Ensiferum, The Cure, Prodigy, Live.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate.
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New to this forum and new to the Fire Staff!
I turned nineteen a little over a week ago and a long staff was given to me as one of my birthday presents. I've had little to no experience with a staff, but hopefully that will change in the not-too-distant future.
So yeah...hello everyone!
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Exactly! we hardly see each other!
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i bought you some more knitting needles mr brenn!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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NOOOOO!!! Don't give him those. You're aiding the enemy. I'll court martial you!!!
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court martial? is that like setting jet li onto me?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Wahey! Thanks! *starts posing ask-a-ninja-like with knitting needles*
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Ninja pose like this??
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or more like this:
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???
Hi Brenn! Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
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More like:
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and Hi Georgemc!
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huzzah!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Location: melbourne, Australia
FRENCH WASPS!
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Sneaking
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BOO...BEES
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
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Hi Brenn, we haven't been formally introduced have we, but I've heard about you (from several inelegant louts who shall remain nameless) and you probably heard about me so that's about as formal as it gets around here..
To celebrate our meeting I propose a toast
and a carrier pidgeon (without any coconut attachments). Huzzah! Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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Hi Brenn, we haven't been formally introduced have we, but I've heard about you (from several inelegant louts who shall remain nameless) and you probably heard about me so that's about as formal as it gets around here..
To celebrate our meeting I propose a toast
I have to ask, what hast thou heard of me?
I accept your toast and pidgeons that are not coconut-laden! Though I do believe the African and European swallows provide me with ample coconutty goodness
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I don't like the way that george just throws the word "lout" about like rice at a wedding...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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George has the power to make people feel uncomfortable when using that word
"I don't know what you are talking about"
"Cardinal!!! Poke her... with the SOFT CUSIONS!!!!"
"Its not working my lord!"
"Have you got all of the stuffing on one end?!"
QuackerJack
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Maybe we should use the word 'louse' in his presence?
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if the cap fits Rouge, if the cap fits...
senor axe boy - I heard.... oooh, lots of stuff!
e.g. that you love our Fire Fans. (PS we've got a rope fan version almost ready to be revealed, but don't tell anyone - it's a secret!)
and, ummm, I gather you also like bees...
and don't worry, I hardly believe ANY of the stuff that Rouge and CQ have been saying about you... (I hardly ever believe anything they say anyway)
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: georgemc
senor axe boy - I heard.... oooh, lots of stuff!
e.g. that you love our Fire Fans. (PS we've got a rope fan version almost ready to be revealed, but don't tell anyone - it's a secret!)
Sounds wonderful and intriguing! I shalt keep an eye out for them! Written by: georgemc
and, ummm, I gather you also like bees...
Not in the slightest.
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and don't worry, I hardly believe ANY of the stuff that Rouge and CQ have been saying about you... (I hardly ever believe anything they say anyway)
Good. That means you would have instantly dispelled being told that I can be incredibly ticklish...
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TICKLE TACKLE!!!!
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GARGH!
*Returns fire with a poking flurry*
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I think I'll have some pudding.
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*steals Clarence_Quack's pudding and hides in another thread*
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*eats brenn's bees cos he ate my hugs*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
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Hahahahaha!!! Vengance is sweet. But not a sweet as pudding.
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*returns to this thread minus the stolen pudding stolen from him, but with a replacement pizza
*EDITED_BY: Brenn (1184555456)
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How? I already ate the pudding. Then puked it up in point_blank's thread. So unless you're carrying around a pile of vomit, you only have a pizza there!
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Amended
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ive been watching a lot of tv lately....and i want some of that betty crocker instant pudding thingo
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
QuackerJack
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Don't go there. They're pretty bad. Get brownie mix instead. Then eat the raw goop!
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theyre bad
aw pooies. I love raw brownie mix. soooo good!
ooh! and if i eat special brownies than maybe they'll be like pain killers too!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Yeah, don't go there - that's just the drugs talking
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drugs talking is fuuuuun
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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