"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988



Getting to the other side 

for the rest of it Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant
Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.
'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

Getting to the other side 

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
Written by: Mags The Jedi
Someone give me some ideas what to do with the rest of my life please?
Popepirateexploding pie makerexploding custard tart makerPawn star - involves hanging round on chess boards looking pointyprawn star - see above, think shellfish
mine field clearer - take one mine field, add one cow, sit back and watch the explosive funhedgehog pancake frisbeeist (I'll let you think about that one
)suicide bomber - recent events prove that it doesn't actually have to be as fatal as one might have thought..Weetabix water ski tester - I have no idea what this is. It's your career, you're supposed to know things like this alreadyMannybird - rather like a ladybird only somewhat more masculineFlatfish fish fat fryerAn Antiquated Alabaster Age AcquirerWomble leader - I hear Uncle Bulgaria has retiredSidekickCultist - I happen to be in possession of such a cult... There are a good many entry level positions available (all smutty jokes will be ignored). The pay is crap but you do get long holidays...aqualung - spend your days strapped to a scuba diverRubber chicken testerrubber chicken flingersadistic battered pudding hurlerpedant - everyone needs a touch of pedantry in their lives. They just don't know it yetPeasant - everyone needs the scent of peasants in their lives. Reminds them to buy new AirwickWizard - it's got to be easy. even Harry Potter can do itHippopotamus - spend all day wallowing in DeNile
Inventor of Unusual Jobs - it's trickier than it looks 
Meh

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988

Getting to the other side 
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
that bloody bottle cap you stuck to my jeans at play is still stuck there it clicks and rattles when I walk on hard surfaces... A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
Getting to the other side 
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
glad to hear things are going well dude. A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.



Getting to the other side 
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988