-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Some of the people on this thread are beyond reach; like I said above, don't waste time trying if it's causing stress, save it for those who are emotionally capable of empathising with beings of a different species
Well I find that a bit condescending, if not openly rude.
"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."
--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32
Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!
eRic.
I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
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"The digestion of proteins in the human stomach is accomplished by the aid of the enzyme, pepsin, which is most active at a highly acidic pH (~2). Natural carnivores do not chew their flesh into small pieces, they just tear it into chunks small enough to be swallowed, and rely on their highly specialized digestive system to do its work. Snakes, many birds, and many fish swallow their prey whole. Since humans have protein specific digestive juices that are about one-tenth as concentrated as those of natural carnivores, this means that the digestion of flesh would proceed one-tenth as fast, and therefore take ten times as long to be completed. Humans, therefore, simply do not have the natural apparatus necessary to properly digest concentrated proteins, and thus do not thoroughly digest concentrated proteins from any source (meats, poultry, fish, eggs, cheeses, beans, nuts, seeds, "seed cheese", tofu, texturized vegetable protein, etc.). Since humans cannot properly digest concentrated proteins, these rot and putrefy in the intestines producing the characteristic "rotten egg" odor of hydrogen sulfide, H2S. This is produced by the putrefaction of sulphur containing amino acids. H2S is one of the most toxic gases known and produces the characteristic odor of flatulence. The well know effects of eating "beans, beans, the musical fruit ..." are ample and undeniable evidence that cooked, concentrated proteins are not digestible by the human.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
If we as members of the human race practice meditation, we can transcend our fear, despair, and forgetfulness. Meditation is not an escape. It is the courage to look at reality with mindfulness and concentration. Thich Nhat Hanh
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
Written by: flid
I believe this was solved in a Beavis and Butthead episode - morning wood is caused by the morning wood fairy.
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Written by: Xopher
The stuff about the morning erection being due to constipation is nonsense too. When I was a kid it was attributed to a full bladder, but that's also been debunked. IIRC it has more to do with the brain being awakened out of Stage 4 sleep; a full bladder is one of the things that can wake you up, but isn't the cause, and neither is constipation.
Yes, brothers, you're popping rods all night long - or you're not getting any real sleep, since erections are very typically associated with Stage 4 sleep. Or so they told me when I asked about some of the sensors for my sleep study a number of years ago. The "morning wood" means you woke up suddenly, and that's all.
Let's leave the junk science to the right-wing loonie toons, shall we?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
monkeys ate my brain
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
If we as members of the human race practice meditation, we can transcend our fear, despair, and forgetfulness. Meditation is not an escape. It is the courage to look at reality with mindfulness and concentration. Thich Nhat Hanh
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Written by: Tao Star
so if we're not natural carnivores - what is the explination for us having 'meat teeth'? Maybe we're just different.
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."
--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32
Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!
If we as members of the human race practice meditation, we can transcend our fear, despair, and forgetfulness. Meditation is not an escape. It is the courage to look at reality with mindfulness and concentration. Thich Nhat Hanh
I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!
Let's relight this forum
I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations
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