Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Ok, intro thread. Custom Bug reminded me that i dont have one of these, so i better do one, hey?
Name: Rhys Munro Ford
Age: 17 (18 on 22 may)
Height: bout 180cm (6' ish)
Weight: about 70kg
Place of residence: Adelaide, Australia
I spin: Poi, fire poi, willing to learn anything else
Occupation: Student -Bachelor of Applied Science (civil aviation)
MSN address: rmford_@hotmail.com <- Add me!
Err, anything else you wanna know, just ask.
Oh, and if anyone wants me to start putting together an FAQ for each section, feel free to mail me the relevant stuff, and i'll do my best to mash it all together into a coherent block of text.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
you know at the very least i want a demo of this unusual skill of yours, right?
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*sighs*
Yeah I figured you would... I am gonna have to practice again to make sure that I can still be understood... it has been a while and not really something that I do everyday! I'll have to tell you how it happened that I knew I could do it... once I remember.
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
yes, i'm sure that's an entertaining story, do tell.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*passes sarah some popcorn*
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
yeah, i'd be up for hearing that one as well. Maybe even with a tennis ball in your mouth :P
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
*accepts popcorn*
awesome, ta
*adds some icing sugar to the popcorn and plonks herself down on a comfy pile of cushions to listen to the tale*
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
OK, well I am still trying to remember how it came about... I do recall that it happened during one of my CAD lessons in Tech at school... but for the life of me I cannot remember why I had a tennis ball, and how it ended up in my mouth... oooh dear, this is sounding quite unusual.
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
hehe *points* too hot?
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
boo .......did you know I like potatoes??
hug me!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*tickles Rhys mercilessly*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
*joins the Doc in rhys tickelingness*
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
*sits and watches whilest amused* now do i help my owner or watch?
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
How could I miss the tickling? *tickle tickle tickle*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*commences twitching and/or spasming like a wild thing*
aarrgh!
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
hehe.. *passes around a bunch of feathers*
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Oh noes!!
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*tickle tickle tickle*
lou, these feathers are great!
*tickle tickle tickle*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*tickle tickle*
hehehe
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*wriggles, struggles, and does other things associated with being tickled incessantly*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
eew did you just drool on me?
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*spasms a little*
I dunno...
*returns to spasming*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*pokes the rhys*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
uhhhm i think he got tickled good enough the other night
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
the other night? pfft! with me here it's been daily!
ps: rhys actually wrote my previous post! lol!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
he's poking himself now?
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
ok, so i was poking him at the time...it was just that HoP was logged in under me at the time as well!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
i love how that happens... we're so addicts.. 
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I'm not an addict...I can stop at any time...no, really!
....
i'm stopping...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
while you wait for the page to reload, maybe
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*plots revenge against lou, russell and petey*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
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