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Location: inside your head
Okay, this is simple
all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.
Why is poi
so cool?Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Water isn't wet.
If all the world were paper an all the sea were ink an all the trees were bread an cheese what would we have to drink?
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Bananas.
Where is the ning nang nong, and why do the trees go ping there?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Now with extra strawberries
810 posts
Location: Canberra, Australia
Acctualy it is in the nong nang ning where the trees go ping. In the ning nang nong the cows go bong.
So why do the cows go bong?
I {Heart} hand me downs and spinning in the snow.<br /><br />
6,650 posts
Because they like to give THC flavoured milk.
Is there a conspiracy of conspiracy theorists, conspiring to discredit the conspiracy theory?
the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
possibly. according to the conspiracy of the conspiracy of conspiracy theorists, conspiring to discredit the theorists who are conspiring to discredit the conspiracy theory...(are you a member?)
why is your nose always itchy when youre covered in flour/glue/other substances?
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
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travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
it's the first rule of SOD'S LAW'
why do coconuts have milk, but no nipples?
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
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O.B.E.S.E.
6,650 posts
they do - they even have three nipples, but they grow outside in and that's why the milk is inside...
what do men have nipples for?
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
they're for hanging utensils from whilst cooking in the nude.
why does a hot solid burn you, but a hot liquid scalds you?
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
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O.B.E.S.E.
336 posts
Location: A little pink world all my own..
To tell you off for not drinking a nice cold beer.
Why isn't everything pink?
A wise man once said: "You have two ears and one mouth, therefore you should shut the 
up and listen" (though, to be fair, he might not've put it _quite_ like that..)
12 posts
Location: Bangor....backwater reaches of Wales
because pink is an idesisive colour. its niether red nor white, and therefore sucks.
Your intelligence is STUPID
12 posts
Location: Bangor....backwater reaches of Wales
forgot the question....here we go.
if you dropped an egg onto concrete, would it crack?
Your intelligence is STUPID
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
Of course it wouldn't. It would break.
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Because the people that wrote the dictionary were too busy arguing over duh and no duh to realise they'd stuffed up.
Why can't cows walk down stairs?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
6,650 posts
Because bulls can't climb ladders.
What is pre-posterous?
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Just a fancy way of saying erous.
Why is burning a petting zo socially unnacceptable?
Kupo!
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
pre-posterous is also the moment before a poster is applied to a vertical surface.
It's socially unacceptable because it's offensive to possums. And people who frequent said zoos (also known as "heavy petters")
Why did Nasi Goreng want to keep all the rabbits out of China?
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Because there were too many! Duh!
Why do two of my lectures clash this semester?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Aliens, dude. Your school's administration didn't have their tin foil helmets properly secured.
Why can't I sleep right now?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
The local cockroach population set up shop in your brain.
Why aren't rainbows made of neither rain nor bows?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
cos then they wouldnt look quite so pretty... altho they would look intersting.
what -really- lives on mars?
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
veteran
1,237 posts
Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
Dust bunnies!
Why does water flow from emotion? (tears)
Blinded by Hyperlights, please donate generously 
33 posts
Location: Go
So we can more easily identify and avoid those who are having a mental breakdown.
Why must every food be miniaturized?
Life is a box full of chocolates. Its full of the gross coconut ones.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
So you can feed it to miniature ponies!
Why do men miss the toilet bowl?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands
they are not missing it, they are just marking their territory.
How can I make a statistics-nerd with commitment-phobia interested in me?
a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006
6,650 posts
by turning yourself into a survey.
why is sunshine followed by rain or night?
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
To ensure small children are afraid of the dark.
Why does getting 3 hours of sleep or less leave you feeling more tired than if you hadn't slept at all?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
It's your body's way of telling you it's pissed off for teasing it into a good nights sleep.
What is podcasting?
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
It's when you broadcast images of pea pods.
Why is myspace so popular?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Because it's bad for you.
Can you find a needle in a haystack?
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QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Yes, I saw them do it on mythbusters!
Why do cats like eating yoghurt?
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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