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Login/Join to ParticipateFlying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
5) I have a website called: https://www.firestaff-tutorials.co.uk which has a forum too, and yes, you can bug me with your questions on there far more effectively than on hop.
6) I pronounce hop as hop not as homeofpoi or aitch oh pea.
7) There is no seven.
My favourate quote so far:
FRD: Staffer threads go off topic far more often than poi ones.
Seye: Its commonly known as 'Meg Shift'. As a topic comes into contact with Meg it shifts to the 'surreal or comedy' end of the conversation spectrum.
MCP: My work here is done!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
yeah shes a sweet lady is our gran
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Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Right.
A) I'm sure your granny is wonderful (as was mine)
but
I'm going to bed, cos
A) my eyes hurt
B) so I can get more time to laze around tomorrow morning...
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Oooh! I haven't been in here yet!
Wait, yes I have. I'm here now, therefore I've been in here.
But I haven't been in here before. Well...I mean, before five minutes ago. I mean, five minutes before I posted this. Wait...this is taking a while. Better make it six minutes.
I'm confuzzled now.Oh, the hell with it. Welcome to HOP.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Hello lightening... I've never got hit by you, cos a) we don't have many storms here, and b) cos I've never met you... so you couldn't acidentally hit me with your poi/stick/balls...
I think the worst thing about me being at juggling places is that I will randomly walk through club passing without noticing, or acidentally bump jugglers when trying to get somewhere with a bit of space...
Anyway...
Hello!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
3,149 posts
Location: London
don't worry about that kinda thing
just shout: "Mind where you're chucking those things you malcoordinated fool!" at them then walk away quite fast
i'm sure if you're
enough, everyone, even the juggler, will assume it was their fault 
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
nowdays I try to slide underneath club passing, but they're wise to that now and have a call-sign for coordinated dropping... which isn't fun.
But my bark is worse than my bite so that's okay.
(I was trying bitey staff moves, very hard, and my handle tastes yuk)
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
3,149 posts
Location: London
bitey moves?
never seen them executed cleanly...
could be lovely with some spinny horizontal contacty business though
in a rather odd sense of the word lovely
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
Quote:interesting image
Hello lightening... I've never got hit by you, cos a) we don't have many storms here, and b) cos I've never met you... so you couldn't acidentally hit me with your poi/stick/balls...
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
rob was doing them... (duh!)
like your about to go into a vert neck wrap, but instead you look upwards and try and wrap your chin, but instead of that, you bite the staff and do a 360 with it in your mouth. Then you spit it out cos it tastes yuk!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
3,149 posts
Location: London
ah, that would be one of those "silly" moves would it
i don't do anything like that...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
silly moves are half the fun! (the other half is getting a ridiculously hard move to look really smoooth)
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
3,149 posts
Location: London
i refuse to do moves these days as a matter of principle.
i just stand still inbetween my transitions instead.
quite relaxing.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
How does that work then?
Transitions are the only moves I do well...
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
3,149 posts
Location: London
erm, it doesn't.
i was being silly
i like playing with words like 'transition' and 'move' that are useful as tools but don't really have a solid meaning. People still assume they mean objectively different things, when they don't. Endless fun ensues.
my god i'm a total geek
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
I don't like playing with batons. They're real fractious. But the comedy movements baton twirlers do are great.. I've got to learn some of those flashy arm movements to make my moves seem more difficult...
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
come play with pauline then
hows sunday afternoon for you?
anytime between 10.30 and 7.30
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Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Sunday afternoon is pretty hectic... What with the 3 projects I've got to start and finish that week, the Beltane open meeting and doing parkour with joseph and another person around 4... It's pretty busy.
That's not to say I won't go if convinced though...
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
pauline did baton twiling she can teach you silly things..
you can tteach us silly things
do parkour in troon again.. i'll find you more fun places..?
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SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
churches scare me!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
you werent scared of mine?
come on greg will be your little fan he thinks he's so wunnerful doing jumpy thingys...
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BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
what? My little fan? Can he be my little helper? What kind of jumpy things does he do?
I was moderately apprehensive of your church, but it was alright once I was inside...
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
see lovely!
he does handspring thingys (Badly over boxes n stuff)
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BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
cool, I do handsprings extremely badly over anything...
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
take it its a no then....
bah see you at some point....
hehe what you doin sat night? Wanna see why im so depressed in Troon?
no stupid idea...no where to sleep..
hmmm mental note, next time parents are away...
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not _Y_
720 posts
Location: Scotland
Quote:you have no floor/couches in your place?!
hmmm mental note, next time parents are away...
You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
What what? What is going on?
I was going where when?
This saturday is already passed?
What?
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
ooh meghan did you not know its magic theres another saturday next week!!!
yeah i have floor/couches, but i also have these evil beings called parents that live in my house [like ghosts but less endearing...]
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SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Noooooooooooooo!
Oh wow, well, do parents mind you having weird-ass friends? The church apparently doesn't...
You should be lucky you don't have my parents, who would take an unhealthy interest in anyone you brought home, then stuff them full of food till they burst. Apparently this sort of behaviour is known as hospitality...
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
my parent think this is a cult, yeah not allowed lots of silly people in my house.. dads a shift worker easier just to wait till they bugger off!
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BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
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