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ok after talking about this at the last kent weekend, i fell we should have a porn star name for every one on hop, so that when we introduce our selfes to other spinner you have another name to chose from?
so how to find it - your first pets name, and your mums maden name
is mine is rambo lamb
or one you may have been give nby someone?
is i gave dizzy his name of
megalapenasaurus
over the week end, and i am his suck actor for the dangerous porn scenes
Step (el-nombrie)
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somehow, i think this thread is gonna get shut down.
but for the fun of it, i don't remember my first pet's name, except the first pet *I* owned....i guess technically could be "cricket" though it was my parent's pet that sort of became mine. otherwise i'd be kahleb, and that just doesn't work.
so....cricket david
ya, doesn't sound too great.
however, in grad school, one night a bunch of us were at a restaurant/bar drinking and for some reasons (i think just for kicks), we decided to each come up with funny sex/porn names for each other.
my close friend was big booty hoe (only cause if you called that out like in the song "hoochie mama", she'd start dancing like crazy...it was quite funny. she'd even do it in class
)i was 2-bit whore, or 2BW. don't ask why. i honestly don't know. i didn't even have sex during grad school except when i got engaged. i think it just sounded funny. like i said....we were drinking....
then we had ms. pussy and duke the man whore, and for the life of me, i can't remember the rest of them.
but ya, that's what happens when you start burning out in grad school
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I don't have one. My "use the rules" one is too rubbish to count.
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Galveston, TX, USA
I don't get one...I've never had a pet 
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merlin coxell..
sounds more like some kind of wizzard accountant tho!
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
I'd be Lex Williams
Not great but my mate would be Trixie Birdle and that's just weird! Another friend of mine is called Shadow Simons
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member
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Location: Rockford, IL, USA
I'd always heard that your porn star name is your first pets name then the name of the street you live on. I kinda like it that way because my porn star name would be - Fletcher Jackson
- Hell yeah, that sounds like it could be a porn star name.. right? 346 posts
Location: New York City
Mine would be Tara Nadler. Now we all know there has never been a Jewish porn star in the history of porn. Maybe a co-star but the co-star goes nowhere.
So...I'd prefer to use the name of my first pet and the name of the first street I lived on which makes...
Tara Deepwood.
Much better dontcha think?
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
GET THIS
mine is .... SMOKEY COX!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Now that is a class name Valura....but I wont ask the obvoius question...
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Location: middle of Troon
HHAHAHAHA good one valoooooooooooooooooooorah
mines dull
liam scott
but if we have the street one and i use a diff pt i could have Bonnie findhorn or Bonnie new dawn close or bonnie garry
yeah it all sucks
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suzie ward !!
rock on!!
me a porn star!
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veteran
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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
I dunno if this one'll beat Valura's but.. it's pretty durn good
Vixen Clyne
lmfao, I love my dog!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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i think my indian porn name would be dancing D!
cos my willie moves in magical ways LOL!
Step (el-nombrie)
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Pet/Maiden name---- Harry Marcucci
We always did it as your middle name and the street you grew up on
Middle name/street-- James Theobald
My big brother just liked the name "Kinky Stunt" It has a ring to it.
Cody Canon
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Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
oh, in the middle name street case... Much less exciting
Ann Amblecote
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
well my last name is longstaff and in a year or so when ive finished my phd ill be dr longstaff
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niiiice
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Sporadically Prodigal
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topsy somerville....
can't you just imagine it? blonde, busty wench with a penchant for wealthy boys and headscarves.
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I would be... Bobby Taplow... it's not much but it's all in the way you say it and show you chest hair... "Bob-e Tar-plow" *Runs own fingers over large dark full locks on his chest...*
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LMAO
that's just a visual that will never get out of my head now arsn.
**giggles**
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A real man must also wear a medallion to show his true manhood, and a large lock of chest hair shows that medallion off... way macho...
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My name would be Merdeces Walter, but I don't like the sounds of that.
I think I would just go by Mercedes... much more porn-Star sounding, don't you think?
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Depeding on the pet, I am
1) Lucky Lane
2) Point Lane
3) Samantha Lane
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Well hey there Sammy...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
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Here you go... you can have a platypus... nobody else that I know has a platypus, they swim, and live on the ground... their a bit like a duck, and a beaver, so I guess, um, you first porn name can be Beaverpuss...
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Woooohoooo...according to the pet and maiden name my porn name would be Dusty Stone...hahaha
Pet name and Street Name: Dusty Gledden
Or Middle Name and Street Name....oh crap do you know how many middle names I have?
Eternity Gledden
Nur Gledden
Fitria Gledden
I still prefer the Dusty Stone one....hehehehe
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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BB Johnson...very classy.....
Or
BB Nangetty
for first pet I chose for myself.
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Bubbles Brennan.
Sounds so apt.
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okies here goes...
pet/maden name : ginger oakes
middle name/street : samantha st marys .. i could be like a nun or something
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