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Login/Join to Participate110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Hello, and welcome to
THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE
a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own
and aren't we all related to apes in some way?
My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse
1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.
2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.
3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found
4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse
Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse
i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.
ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.
iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.
iv. No whooping after 11pm.
v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.
Let the monkey business commence...
Hello, and welcome to
THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE
a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own
and aren't we all related to apes in some way?
My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse
1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.
2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.
3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found
4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse
Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse
i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.
ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.
iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.
iv. No whooping after 11pm.
v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.
Let the monkey business commence...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
*swings in through the open window with a large bunch of bananananananas (like bananas but bigger) tucked under an arm*
WooHoo! a proper monkey treehouse
I reckon the no whooping rule after 11 depends on your current timezone. But then, I only say that because it's not 11 here yet. Whoop Whoop!
*swings in through the open window with a large bunch of bananananananas (like bananas but bigger) tucked under an arm*
WooHoo! a proper monkey treehouse
I reckon the no whooping rule after 11 depends on your current timezone. But then, I only say that because it's not 11 here yet. Whoop Whoop!
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
um..
munkey.
he
he
he
um..
munkey.
he
he
he
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
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what a loverly view you have from the monkey tree house
.........do you think i should get a hair cut ?
Non-Https Image Link
what a loverly view you have from the monkey tree house
.........do you think i should get a hair cut ?
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
False Eyelash
346 posts
Location: New York City
346 posts
Location: New York City
Posted:
My love, mi banana bread es tu banana bread. No, I don't think we've met either. But, true to the requirements of new monkey tree dwellers, I'll share a few things about myself....
Let's see. I'm left handed.
I have a cat named Pablo. He is as handsome as the day is long.
"bubblishis" is actually the name of my zine and also my alter-cult personality. (I don't know which came first.) Zine is short for magazine - sort of like a newsletter. Most zines are political - feminist, anarchist, whatever. But mine is just about me. I just finished an issue actually and can send it to you if you like. The companion website (bubblishis.com) will be underway soon and will have scanned archives of the zine. bubblishis is more of an adjective than a noun now that i think about it.
I really really like to play with makeup
I started fire spinning in october or thereabouts. I've spun actual fire once so far. (Full report on that is in the zine.)
What else...hmm...I guess that'll do for now.
Happy new year!
My love, mi banana bread es tu banana bread. No, I don't think we've met either. But, true to the requirements of new monkey tree dwellers, I'll share a few things about myself....
Let's see. I'm left handed.
I have a cat named Pablo. He is as handsome as the day is long.
"bubblishis" is actually the name of my zine and also my alter-cult personality. (I don't know which came first.) Zine is short for magazine - sort of like a newsletter. Most zines are political - feminist, anarchist, whatever. But mine is just about me. I just finished an issue actually and can send it to you if you like. The companion website (bubblishis.com) will be underway soon and will have scanned archives of the zine. bubblishis is more of an adjective than a noun now that i think about it.
I really really like to play with makeup
I started fire spinning in october or thereabouts. I've spun actual fire once so far. (Full report on that is in the zine.)
What else...hmm...I guess that'll do for now.
Happy new year!
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
Pops in with a plate of spesh Banana Anzac biscuits....
....
Enjoy.....
Pops in with a plate of spesh Banana Anzac biscuits....
....Enjoy.....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
weasel?
where are you in the plan?
how far have you got?
remember: we invade at first light.
weasel?
where are you in the plan?
how far have you got?
remember: we invade at first light.
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
so far we have 200million batalions of infantry ants
78 million artillary ant units armed with hammer cannons and nuclear hammer missiles
100 millions steam powered hammer tanks
and 100 squads of highly trained crack whore termites
so far we have 200million batalions of infantry ants
78 million artillary ant units armed with hammer cannons and nuclear hammer missiles
100 millions steam powered hammer tanks
and 100 squads of highly trained crack whore termites
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
excellent.
where are we invading again?
excellent.
where are we invading again?
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
first the isle of wight then THE WORLD
MAHAHAHAHAHAHA
first the isle of wight then THE WORLD
MAHAHAHAHAHAHA
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
why the isle of weight?
its crap.
why the isle of weight?
its crap.
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
thats why they wont expect it
all the other countries will think
"oh we have nothing to fear they only attack crap countries lets not bother devising a plan of defence"
then while their guard is down we crush them
thats why they wont expect it
all the other countries will think
"oh we have nothing to fear they only attack crap countries lets not bother devising a plan of defence"
then while their guard is down we crush them
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
interesting bravadro.
here....have a sandwich.
interesting bravadro.
here....have a sandwich.
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
yeay is it a CHEESE sandwich me likes cheese me
yeay is it a CHEESE sandwich me likes cheese me
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
yes..
sweaty cheese.
just liek you too.
yes..
sweaty cheese.
just liek you too.
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
wicked
wicked
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
not really.
I was going to text you saying i love you but i thought you would get eht wrong end of the staff....i mean stick.
not really.
I was going to text you saying i love you but i thought you would get eht wrong end of the staff....i mean stick.
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
i love you too
but
i still want cheese sandwich
i love you too
but
i still want cheese sandwich
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
yeay yeay yeay
cheese
wahoo
yeay yeay yeay
cheese
wahoo
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
isnt this a place for monkeieieieies?
not Joncofs or Weasels?
isnt this a place for monkeieieieies?
not Joncofs or Weasels?
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
its all part of the world domination
the monkeys are friendly to our caurse
its all part of the world domination
the monkeys are friendly to our caurse
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
ooh..happy new page two by the way weasly-one-of-a-biscuit-yet-crumbly
and a happy 3600th post for me.
EDITED_BY: Unbelievably Calm Oven-ready Fritter (1073143337)
ooh..happy new page two by the way weasly-one-of-a-biscuit-yet-crumbly
and a happy 3600th post for me.
EDITED_BY: Unbelievably Calm Oven-ready Fritter (1073143337)
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
but now you passed the joy of 3600
oh the memories
it was a good post a good post indeed
but now you passed the joy of 3600
oh the memories
it was a good post a good post indeed
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
why thank you.
but how shall we trap...erm..i mean encourage people to visit us in here?
it seems to only be you and me...
why thank you.
but how shall we trap...erm..i mean encourage people to visit us in here?
it seems to only be you and me...
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
if we make bannana sounds then the monkeys will come
if we make bannana sounds then the monkeys will come
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
takes the banana biscuits away again..
takes the banana biscuits away again..
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
I cant blame you to be perfectly honest...
I cant blame you to be perfectly honest...
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old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
False Eyelash
346 posts
Location: New York City
346 posts
Location: New York City
Posted:
can we have the tree warming party now?
can we have the tree warming party now?
All the freaky people make the beauty of the world.
the one and only, just like chesney
295 posts
Location: here
295 posts
Location: here
Posted:
yeay yeay party
yeay yeay party
birds might be able to fly,
but weasels dont get caught in jet engine's
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