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Login/Join to ParticipateAll the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ok so i had a whole intro thread written out and the damn browser crashed on me. so here we go again.
i told gnor i was gonna do this if she didn't herself, and since she's refusing to write it, here it is. the truth about gnor....
name: gaynor
location: perth, OZ
favorite things: rocks, plastic castles that sit on rocks, wet fish, blue fish named dory
been spinning since: january
favorite things to do: sit in the HOP chat room (she's addicted), send lovely pictures and funny emails to pounce and narr, hit people with wet fish, poi, medieval reenactment, looking at rocks
first HOP she met in person: dentrassi
first thing they did:
next thing they did: introduce themselves
wants: a glomp smilie for the chatroom, a wet fish smilie for the chatroom, to teach all her friends poi, to fly all her HOP friends to see her in OZ and spin together
ok i think i've done enough damage.
ya, she's gonna hurt me for this one.
oh, and she's afraid no one will say hi to her so everyone must come and visit her thread hundreds of times to make her feel as loved as she is
oh ya, she's definately gonna hurt me for this one.
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
mutters under her breath, "still jealous, damn lucky people, grrr.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
OH how is Ireland going luvy??? do tell all! and scout out some places that might be good dweling for firespinning bunnys
ope your aving heeeeeaps of fun!
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK
Hi Gnor, missing you, hope you are having a great time. Ill hopefully see you at the end of the month
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
Cree Indian, 1909
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Wowo....In Dublin fair city there are awesome swords and books that are so amazing!!!
So close but untouchable.
Astro I am still onto it!!
Firebunny..hope its warmer when you get here or that you like it coold as I have spun once at night here and boy was I chilly after.
There are lots of ruins here that I woould love to spin it but I want a spinner with me so I can see them spin too!!!
Bubblis.....
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
*waves madly at Gnor!!*
Stay Warm, m'dear!!
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Hugs spitfire tight,....mmmmm much warmer now....
I have my very nonsexy anorak to keep me warm
.And my beanie and gloves. 
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ohhh man! i turn my back for 2 months and youve buggered off to the UK.
dont worry dear, im sure a nice girl like you in a sexy anorak is just what those nice irish boys are after
. if not, give them a few pints and they come around...have fun
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Dav came through with the rocks..we have seen many fine rocks today.
Flynt galore.......woohooo
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Hey???
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
sits down with Flynt and cuddles up tight to share the coolness of Ireland
we went to the best Flint beach...it was very amazing..big nodules of flint in the chalky cliff.
Yesterday was an incredible experience.
BigDav and I went to the Beaghmore stone circles in northern ireland. It was a really windy wet and cold as we drove through the circles. I walked around them and had the urge to spin fire.
As i stepped into the circle the rain stopped, the wind died down and the sun began to shine on us as we spun in the circles. It was only as we went back to the car that the rain closed in again and the wind again pushed us around.
Magic experience. Maybe it was going to happen anyway but the timing was amazing and the urge to spin was very strong.
Then as we drove back we stopped at a caryard to look at cars....and there was an old beat up VW with the numberplate POI 9151.
And now Dav and I have one plate each..for the princely cost of two lollipops(redskins) and two sherbies and a fireshow in the garage. Not only did they give them too us but they wrestled the back one off and scrubbed it clean too.
Will post a pic when i work out how.
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Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
Hehe, amazing
Glad you're having fun! (It's getting warm over here!) Monkeys monkeys and bananas
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada
How coooool!
Glad to hear you're having fun seeing all those coool rocks, m'dear!!
Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Hey Pouncey.....on the subject of cars....could you just buy a pants cheap run-around to keep you going till you can afford a newer car??
Personally I think you should get a VW Campervan so you can fit all your toys in and then travel around spinning for a living a giving psycological sessions in the back on the comfy seats!!! That'd be fab, a fully portable poi/psych/house/car all in one!
Let's relight this forum 
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
How did that post end up in your thread?? It should be in M'Lady pounce's thread!! Naughty HoP making me think I'm in a different thread....
....what I came here to say was your license plate sounds brill...being a camper van owner I'm very jealous indeed!!! Can I ask what sort of Camper it was? Was it in nice condition? I think it was a bargain for the price of a few lollipops and a fire spin! And a lovely momento of your visit, just make sure security don't think it's a weapon of mass destruction on your way home!!!
Please let me see the pic when you have them ready
Let's relight this forum
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK
Nice to hear your having a good time missis, give Dav a hug from me will ya
and have one for yourself . Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
Cree Indian, 1909
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
WOW peaches that sound SOOOO cool and magicie
.. don't you love it when it feels like a higher entity is showing itself .. like the other day when we were camping i found so many cool rocks (that will wing their way to youyouyou, i i also found three holey rocks which are good luck so me is happy ( an one looks alittle like a willy ..teehehe 
..ps i am getting the pics of camping developed 2 morrow so hopefully you will get email with pics in a few days
miss you darl 
now all you gotta find is a rock with a fish in
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i'll just go and respond to ya in my thread bug miss you gnor!!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gnor....
Im a dumb ass...
I think I sent you a totally irrelavant email today that I accidently quick addressed and your name came up but I only realised after the email was sended.. Im so sorry!!!
I hope you are having a great time and I want the number plate piccys sweetness!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
I didnt get a random email today.....feel free to send them though....actually maybe I did but I think i deleted it as I didnt recognise who it was from.
Was it flag design?????
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
Lady Gnor is a lovely lady,
She's got a lovely smile and she's a little crazy,
She'll make you feel comfortable and give you lots of hugs,
She is unconciously drawn to beautiful sparkly rugs,
She tries on funny hats and teaches you how to spin,
She helps people with their luggage with a big shiny grin,
She wears a red beanie,
And laughs at all the meanie-s,
She'll never let you get bored
That's the lovely Lady Gnor
Yaha. Got ya.
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Awwwww.....
wipes tear from eye
Mary was very understanding of me dragging her from one bright shiny thing to the next.
And now she can do new stuff too!!!! Quick learner
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
PINK pink pink pink...wasnt at all pink
But she was very lovely and lots of fun.......
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Bug picture posted in Gallery, and a pic of faberge on the Hill of Tara
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
the Age A3 on tuesday (8/4/04).
"this life" by Danny Katz
"rock my soul in the bosom of abraham"
and i would like to share this section of it with you...
"But, this year i decided to celebrate Passover a little differently: yesterday i relived the hardships of the israelie slaves LITERALLY, by going into the backyard and shifting a rock from one side of my garden to exactly the same side of my garden, but back a bit, about sevewn and a half inches. Now let me start by saying this was no ordinary rock: i happen to be the son of a geologist, so i know my geological terminology, and this was whats known in academic circles as "a really frickin big one"
"it was ENORMOUS: if you put it next to Uluru, people would get confused. if you put it in the ocean, John Howard would turn it into an offshore refugee detention camp. "
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Thanks for the giggle.......
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
any time!
my friend was reading it out to me at work yesterday and i was sitting there thinking "must rememebr to post that to gnorc!"
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Gnor i just sore your sweetheart bill has joined so i thought id bump up your thread .; Hopefully your takeing good care of Ow to (or else (puk get's into cops outfit )).
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oh that was too funny bobo. loved the story.
hi gnor darling! i miss yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
member
26 posts
Location: Perth, Western Australia
I am glad so many fine people like my Gnor and have been so nice to her.
Thanks all. It means a lot to me as well as Gnor.
Cheers,
Gnor's Bill.
If found wandering please return to Gnor.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Hey Gnor, sorry I missed you when you were over. I'm glad you had such a joyous time
Maybe I'll meet you when I'm in Oz. WA supposed to be the most amazing place.... laters
James
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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