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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


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the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
hey dude! just thought i'd sto by and say hello! wave

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
still crying ubbcrying

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
Awww, don't be a blue cat. hug

I was thinking about it too but alas, twas too expensive on the flights wise frown ...perhaps another time

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
¿jedi?

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
eek

ubblol biggrin ubblol

ubblove i love simian ubblove


[back with a full reply to all youse lot in just a sec' - i been writing it on and off all day!]

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
ubblol

my nickname throughout school was trebor(for obviously inverted reasons...)

does this mean i am indelibly linked to cole? rolleyes

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah, no beltane for me cattishrob frown
i wanted to be blue but alas it is not to be.
turns out that its my birthday that weekend too...

selecta bo for simian - battle orders.
they may look a bit silly cos they do lots of movie and historic replica stuff as well as ornamental pieces but their practical equipment is of a very high quality.
i have one of the bo's shown about halfway down this page https://www.battleorders.co.uk/acatalog/Battle_Orders_Martial_Arts_Equipment_66.html
though i have no cause to use it any more.
i'd offer you it but i already gave it to my mum ubbangel

miss valura - i did indeed get your joke biggrin
but i was so shocked and offended that i just didn't deem to reply wink
saw this movie quote the other day that reminded me of yer joke:

Quote:

Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.




ubblol

jonnycoffcoff - glad eye major laff n skool two-d'eh.
eye wundar wot eet cood halve bean?

miss kat you are an angel ubblove
i will definitely visit ramen seto next time i'm around that way (probably be xmas eve again knowing me though) and a recommendation for a ramen dish was exactly what i needed.
miso it is biggrin

thank-yoo hug

for now, i think i'll go for instant ramen noodles and just see how many different brands i can get i can get for now (i've never been one to try and make pasta or noodles - it provides me with too many opportunities to get really messy which i inevitably can't resist!).

okay, nearly time for me to go home and i still ain't posted this rolleyes

martha! lovely to see you in here honey.
have this sliff, a cup of tea and an ashtray and put yer feet up smile

er, who's next?
dss - sorry i never got round to replying to your pm so quick answers are 'yes' and 'probably by train unless we hire a car'.
pm ya in the week dude.

blue (again) -here, have a clean tissue for your eyes and i'll let ya my contact ball for another three weeks wink hug

simian - still love ya tongue


weekend now.
i'm off.
byeeeeeeeeeee... wave

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Good afternoon Mr. Coleman wave I hope you had a very lovely weekend? Rented out a film with that nice girl from Amelie over the course of a very stoned weekend, settled down to watch it after a batch of cheeky chai and it tripped us out in more ways than one as we knew nothing about it - film was 'He loves me, he loves me not'! Won't say any more except - watch it! Then beginning to consider going to bed when a fantastically funny film came on TV '20 dates'. Rounded the weekend off yesterday by watching willy Wonka! Yay! beerchug

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
wave

Cole is a geezer
His actions involve neither,
Killing or choking,
He's too busy joking


Hmmm. I am tired ya know ubbrollsmile

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Bov says your just lovely. I believe him. YUP!
He is teaching me how to make puppies and elephants and piggys with balloons. Loads of fun!

Um I thought my joke was quite tasteful. Thanks very much... *blech* rolleyes wink

much respect to yer cole...

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
and bov would be right...

except when coleman doesn't answer his telephones or pms ubbcrying

been working on the tables and want some outside inout pleaaaase *stamps foot and sulks* frown

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
someone in scotland give that fookin cat a big bowl of double cream and stroke him until he chills out gotdammit!

cat, i promise the next time you phone i will immediately remove myself from any meetings i happen to be in at work and answer your call.

and while i'm there, i'll reply to your pm in simple terms having only had a day to mull over your complete classification system, giving no acknowledgement to the fact that it took you ages to compile.

in short, skin up.

tongue hug

...aaaaand, exhaaaaaaale... smile

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
ubblol

hug

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
and send photos to valura and arsn... rolleyes kiss

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
coleman :verb: ie "to coleman" (to be standing infront of a cam and pull of teh longest line of sick trick ive seen in a while!)

a buscuit fiend, and lover of caramel ones!

easy to bride (mainly donw with bissices at teh right time!)

good looking tall and ofetn spotted wearing a hat!

hug smoo!

Step (el-nombrie)


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol at mech

he seems to know you rather well cole

i'm bored - when are you coming to play? beerchug weavesmiley biggrin

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
today. remember....

apparently...

Tatty will be here too but i already told you last night.


Konstilovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria


Posted:
hey wave
the vodka bottle is still staring at me......
make it stop wink

is anything happening in london on friday? i have to fly to vienna on sat, and i think its time for another mission.
i actually enjoy them now.....

cu

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
the sun has got his hat on

i've finished 2 essays! biggrin

i'm coming back to London tomorrow

beerchug see you soon. hope you're having a happy day too

ubblol - cheered up since sunday wink rolleyes

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
*wonders in, calls cole a slack b!stard AGAIN for reasons nobody else understands, gives him a big hug and a dpliff and wonders out again*

ubblol

we keed to make videos.

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Quote:

we keed to make videos.



oh la la! wink
Ill be up for that!! (im great with a camera)

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Sir Cole I found something of yours at the NIPP this morning

Sure as hell made me giggle biggrin biggrin are you missing anything?????????

Bammy
kiss

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
biggrin

anyways...

Coleman...

Shall i hug le bleu chat when i see him this weekend?


Bum.

tongue

Fluff

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
ahhh, i just found a gallery that sells batman animation cells.
obviously all bruce timm's versions of the characters from both versions of btas ubblove

i could seriously bankrupt myself here...

v e galleries

hugs to all you lovely people who have visited me intro - feels all warm and welcoming in here smile

stick the kettle on jon and make us all a cuppa...
and what sort of question is "Shall i hug le bleu chat when i see him this weekend?"?!!??
are you mad?!
would you really go all that way and then refuse to hug him??!!
in fact, if you can go up there and resist a bloohug for the entire stay i will give you a really cold can of irn-bru (not to be sniffed at).
you'll never manage it... umm

konsti, as your attorney i advise you to end the vokda's reign of terror.
there is only one option available...
drink it all.
now.

wink
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sorry but i won't be in london tonight or this weekend at all.
hope your trip back to vienna is easy and that i see ya soon hug

hey miss eva wave
gettin laid tonight are ya? wink eek spank tongue ubblol

ni[ks]: you're right, we really do need to make videos.
am gonna start taking my camera out to workshops methinks...
wots your email address then lad - send me one and i'll reply with what yoo seek smile

so valura, wanna play with me and the nix'star eh...? [image]https://207.44.246.196/579/28/emo/FIREdevil.gif">
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bammy, methinks i have guessed biggrin
i did look around but i have others so thought i could do without wink
see yoo soon...

kiss


randomcomicbooksexiness:

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*puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr* ubbangel

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Sorry cole..

i failed as i hadnt seen that post until 19:07 on sunday 28th March.

I hugged him yesterday.

and today.

both by choice.

IF I had know about the non-hugging challenge, i would have accepted as cold iron bru is a delicaseee i have always wanted to experience.

ubbcrying

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
oh dear God no.

DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
Yo Coleman, twas great meeting you on the weekend. Hope you made it safely back to London and all... biggrin Catch you the rebound.... *boing* ubbrollsmile *boing*

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
to mr juggleman

just wanted to be the first to wish you a very happy birthday with muchos beerchug juggle juggle juggle ubblove and grouphugand maybe even some spank... ummhmm well, i dunno wink

lots of ubbloveand i hope your birthday weekend is very sunny sunny

sorry i won't be able to celebrate with y'all but have a few extra beerchugs for me

cheers mate, have a good one ubbrollsmile ,

E hug kiss

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
thank-you sweetness smile

kiss hug hug2

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Happy barfday to you, Happy barfday to you, Happy barfday dear Cole, Happy barfday to you!

Have a fab birthday. Hope you have lots of sunnyand juggleand grouphugand of course beerchug and sure you will get lots of thesekiss wink

And as its your birthday no ponging allowed! Stick this on your birthday cake and make a wish young man hug


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Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


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