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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
I've been visiting for ages, and thought I should register and introduce myself, so here goes...
Name: Hels Bells (or just Hels...)
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Location: London
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Favourite Toys: Poi, though gonna learn staff so hopefully that will be a favourite soon
Been twirling for: 2/3 months but still not very good!
Occupation: Marketing
Hobbies: Anything that is fun to do
Music: Pretty much anything
Movies: The usual girly films (you know the type!), any Tarrantino film, any Luc Besson film, ooh and Toy Story is cool...
Favourite Colour: Blue, Red, Black, Pink, Green yadda yadda yadda
The reason why I started with Poi, well I live with the gorgeous BamBam and she got me into it, she said she wouldn't live with me if I didn't learn oooh that girl can be harsh sometimes!!
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saturday i'll probably be sleeping off my hangover from tonight!
sounds like you've got a mad one planned... I'm quite looking forward to a chilled one myself!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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sleeps for the weak!
Well gimme a bell if you change your mind!
If I'm sober at all this weekend I'll be severely dissapointed in myself!
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will do!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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FOOKIN Hell!!!
surely that's gotta hurt... [crosses legs]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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to be honest i think its probably a sausage!*crosses legs aswell-just incase of course!
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
it is a sausage! a big, hard, juicy love sausage!! someone pass the ketchup!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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I've got some baps you can sandwich it between!
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love how you're mind works Kelly!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Dunno what you mean princess....i meant baps like these..
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Tsk! Some people are just plain filthy!
Momma Bear
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the sausage is running away!!!
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Hey Jo
How are things gorgeous? And Maus.. me filthy?! i think it's a case of great minds think alike
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Thats okay Jo i have a back up plan....
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Helz- you may be right my lovely!
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Hey Helz
waiting to hear whether or not me and sym have a flat! so half really excited and half disappointed!! i need to know!!! ARGGGGH!!!
more sausage talk..
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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I went through regents park on sunday and walked past a cafe called "The Honest Sausage"
I want to know where the naughty sausage is!
:P
Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
there's a butcher's in Newbury, and above the door there's a big sign saying "Home of The Newbury Sausage"..mmmmm
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big and good and broken
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
there's an eating shop near spitalfields called "the s&m cafe"
it serves sausgae and mash mainly - and very nice sausage and mash it is too.
*looks around for other boys, sees none, becomes intimidated by the scarily proportioned bratwurst and all the bubbling oestrogen and legs it*
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
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there must be a toad in the hole joke in all this somewhere...
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Maus, this something for the well hung shop in the Lock?
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[rant!]
pissed off today
I was supposed to have an interview tomorrow, and they've just cancelled it as they've given it to someone else without interviewing other people.
when will i get myself sorted... really need a proper job for the cash
[/end rant]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Don't worry sugar, it will all be fine.
There are plenty of jobs, whats wrong with the one you already have? Surely its okay until you find something else?
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job here is ok... but it pays really crap. massively struggling at the mo
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Bastards!
I'd be well pissed off as well, that's not on!
Just remember we get to hang out and perve at this man on Saturday:
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Gayle.....!
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
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job here is ok... but it pays really crap. massively struggling at the mo
Something will come up, give that agency a kick up the bum!
Or sleep your way to the top of the job you're in at the moment!
Tis very lame though, do you have anything else coming up?
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pwoarggh gayle! feel better already
looking forward to saturday loads!
sleep my way to the top? dunno about that! sleep my way sideways maybe
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Written by: Helz Bellz
sleep my way to the top? dunno about that! sleep my way sideways maybe
good luck with that one too!
I saw the Jonny Depp wax work on saturday at Madame Tussauds...i have to say, it span me out a bit that i got turned on slightly by a waxwork!
It was a VERY VERY VERY good likeness though!
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
obvious joke
sorry.
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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link not work safe!!!!!!
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yeah, i thought about saying that, but to be fair, this whole thread is 'not work safe' hels!
surely a photo of candles is less offensive than wet underpant shots...?
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
yeah i know... just surprised me how big that photo come up...
ah well... feck it :
just sent a 'way more flirty email than normal' at work... eeeeep
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