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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
I've been visiting for ages, and thought I should register and introduce myself, so here goes...
Name: Hels Bells (or just Hels...)
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Location: London
Your favourite website/s:
Favourite Toys: Poi, though gonna learn staff so hopefully that will be a favourite soon
Been twirling for: 2/3 months but still not very good!
Occupation: Marketing
Hobbies: Anything that is fun to do
Music: Pretty much anything
Movies: The usual girly films (you know the type!), any Tarrantino film, any Luc Besson film, ooh and Toy Story is cool...
Favourite Colour: Blue, Red, Black, Pink, Green yadda yadda yadda
The reason why I started with Poi, well I live with the gorgeous BamBam and she got me into it, she said she wouldn't live with me if I didn't learn oooh that girl can be harsh sometimes!!
I've been visiting for ages, and thought I should register and introduce myself, so here goes...
Name: Hels Bells (or just Hels...)
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Location: London
Your favourite website/s:
Favourite Toys: Poi, though gonna learn staff so hopefully that will be a favourite soon
Been twirling for: 2/3 months but still not very good!
Occupation: Marketing
Hobbies: Anything that is fun to do
Music: Pretty much anything
Movies: The usual girly films (you know the type!), any Tarrantino film, any Luc Besson film, ooh and Toy Story is cool...
Favourite Colour: Blue, Red, Black, Pink, Green yadda yadda yadda
The reason why I started with Poi, well I live with the gorgeous BamBam and she got me into it, she said she wouldn't live with me if I didn't learn oooh that girl can be harsh sometimes!!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
*Pong*
Cor that Bells is a bit slow today...
Bammy
*Pong*
Cor that Bells is a bit slow today...
Bammy
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
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Posted:
Had a weird night last night, and just wanted to have a little rant
Met up with some old friends, one of which I hadn't seen since the accident. So naturally we were talking about it. Due to being a little bit tipsy I could feel myself getting a little
Thought I was OK until I opened the post when I got home. I'd had a letter from the Police. It's all good news - they're not prosecuting anyone. Phew... They'd sent a list of the adresses of all the witnesses. It really upset me seeing it all in black and white like that. And even though it's over I started thinking back to that day and everything that we all went through at the time.
Just getting really annoyed now that these things keep happening that set me back a few paces, and that there is nothing I can do to stop feeling this way.
I want to be back in control and I don't know how I can be.
*Rant over*
Had a weird night last night, and just wanted to have a little rant
Met up with some old friends, one of which I hadn't seen since the accident. So naturally we were talking about it. Due to being a little bit tipsy I could feel myself getting a little
Thought I was OK until I opened the post when I got home. I'd had a letter from the Police. It's all good news - they're not prosecuting anyone. Phew... They'd sent a list of the adresses of all the witnesses. It really upset me seeing it all in black and white like that. And even though it's over I started thinking back to that day and everything that we all went through at the time.
Just getting really annoyed now that these things keep happening that set me back a few paces, and that there is nothing I can do to stop feeling this way.
I want to be back in control and I don't know how I can be.
*Rant over*
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Posted:
ouch.
just remember we love you lots hels(esp me anyway. )
it will get better with time you know....
and i promise you a hug when i arrive in the nooandimproved palace.
couldn't help but notice you specifically invited tom as lord but not me as....erm. i think i'll stop there...
where are those pictures girl? am i goint to have to bribw you to give me all the copies and negatives...?
ouch.
just remember we love you lots hels(esp me anyway. )
it will get better with time you know....
and i promise you a hug when i arrive in the nooandimproved palace.
couldn't help but notice you specifically invited tom as lord but not me as....erm. i think i'll stop there...
where are those pictures girl? am i goint to have to bribw you to give me all the copies and negatives...?
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Posted:
ouch indeed...
Now bluecat - Tom is the Lord, you are the Bitch
Say no more I think.
photos are coming soon, well as soon as i remember to bring them to work and can be bothered to scan them that is....so it could be a while!
But bribes will be listened to...
what's your best offer?
ouch indeed...
Now bluecat - Tom is the Lord, you are the Bitch
Say no more I think.
photos are coming soon, well as soon as i remember to bring them to work and can be bothered to scan them that is....so it could be a while!
But bribes will be listened to...
what's your best offer?
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Posted:
eer.
i offer week long poi and smoking courses(how to get stoned in edinburgh while learning lots of ridiculous and unappreciated movement)
or holidays in fiji..
take your pick.
x
eer.
i offer week long poi and smoking courses(how to get stoned in edinburgh while learning lots of ridiculous and unappreciated movement)
or holidays in fiji..
take your pick.
x
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Poor Hels - Don't worry, your reaction is normal - takes a little it longer to heal inside even though the scars of the accident have faded. I know its not nice right now, but it will pass.
Email winging your way in a while
XX
Poor Hels - Don't worry, your reaction is normal - takes a little it longer to heal inside even though the scars of the accident have faded. I know its not nice right now, but it will pass.
Email winging your way in a while
XX
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Posted:
I like you Helen.
You are Warm!
I like you Helen.
You are Warm!
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Posted:
eeer
Thanks UCOF. I like you too, you are also warm!
Kat - thanks for the email - lots to think about but it's making sense!!
eeer
Thanks UCOF. I like you too, you are also warm!
Kat - thanks for the email - lots to think about but it's making sense!!
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Posted:
Fear not young Hells it won't be like this for ever...
*Jafar rubs Helen's head with a feather duster*
That'll cure what ails ya
Fear not young Hells it won't be like this for ever...
*Jafar rubs Helen's head with a feather duster*
That'll cure what ails ya
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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Posted:
Thanks Jafar!
oooh that tickles!!!
Thanks Jafar!
oooh that tickles!!!
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Posted:
*poke*
*poke*
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Posted:
how is you hunny?
are those muscles better? you stretching?????
Hope all is good will see you soon.
love n light
drome
how is you hunny?
are those muscles better? you stretching?????
Hope all is good will see you soon.
love n light
drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
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Posted:
Hi Drome!
Yep - stretching loads, but still got achy muscles....might need to visit the Drome Massage Parlour again if that's cool?!?
See you Saturday!
Hi Drome!
Yep - stretching loads, but still got achy muscles....might need to visit the Drome Massage Parlour again if that's cool?!?
See you Saturday!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Posted:
If you aren't too busy with sports massage I am always happy to help! Especially pretty princesses like youself! After all not all of them are so pretty and chilled you know!
YAY! Seeing you soon! Exited!
I wont be there until after seven or sven depending on which way you think of it and whot threads you read.
Love n light
drome
If you aren't too busy with sports massage I am always happy to help! Especially pretty princesses like youself! After all not all of them are so pretty and chilled you know!
YAY! Seeing you soon! Exited!
I wont be there until after seven or sven depending on which way you think of it and whot threads you read.
Love n light
drome
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Posted:
I can't think of many women who would be able to come before sven myself
I can't think of many women who would be able to come before sven myself
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Posted:
Oh I dunno Kat - that would depend on a few things
But yeah - massage would be wicked Drome. Will chat on Saturday about when suits you!
Oh I dunno Kat - that would depend on a few things
But yeah - massage would be wicked Drome. Will chat on Saturday about when suits you!
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Posted:
wicked!
wicked!
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
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Posted:
"I can't think of many women who would be able to come before sven myself "........you been sleeping with the wrong ppl again haven't you -
Right....no more pervysmallposts til tomorrow....
"I can't think of many women who would be able to come before sven myself "........you been sleeping with the wrong ppl again haven't you -
Right....no more pervysmallposts til tomorrow....
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Posted:
I've missed 'pervysmallposts' though - so make sure you do post some more tomorrow - or I'll ya. Might do that anyway just cos it's you
I've missed 'pervysmallposts' though - so make sure you do post some more tomorrow - or I'll ya. Might do that anyway just cos it's you
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Posted:
OOOOOOH! a spanking, a spanking a spanking!
OOOOOOH! a spanking, a spanking a spanking!
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Posted:
My Dearest Princess,
I was very upset to hear of your setback but I see that you are feeling better and it gladdens my heart. I must appologise profusly for being unable to attend the opening ceremony of the new palace, but I assure you that I will be down to your wonderfull new estate within the fortnight (prolly a week) acompanied by lots of goodness, hugs and intresting lepoard skin undergarments.
Please give my regards to your fellow pricess as well as the cheeky naive you seem to have aquired, It is my advice to spank him regulary and hard, this will not abate his cheekyness, but he kneeds and excuse rub his bottom.
Your humbelst servant,
Lord Tom
My Dearest Princess,
I was very upset to hear of your setback but I see that you are feeling better and it gladdens my heart. I must appologise profusly for being unable to attend the opening ceremony of the new palace, but I assure you that I will be down to your wonderfull new estate within the fortnight (prolly a week) acompanied by lots of goodness, hugs and intresting lepoard skin undergarments.
Please give my regards to your fellow pricess as well as the cheeky naive you seem to have aquired, It is my advice to spank him regulary and hard, this will not abate his cheekyness, but he kneeds and excuse rub his bottom.
Your humbelst servant,
Lord Tom
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
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Posted:
RAOK
RAOK
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
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I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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Posted:
er.
do you want me to cook for you mistress bells?
er.
do you want me to cook for you mistress bells?
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Posted:
Goooooooood morning world
Welllllllllllll..........it's official I'm brokened.
Can't move my neck still and I've compounded things by giving myself the mother of all hangovers.
Hows others? -
Goooooooood morning world
Welllllllllllll..........it's official I'm brokened.
Can't move my neck still and I've compounded things by giving myself the mother of all hangovers.
Hows others? -
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Posted:
i'm tired but in high spirits
hope the new palace (castle...?) is settling down nicely miss bells and that you managed to find a step ladder to help you get into bed.
i'm feeling happy and very very very lucky after last night (driving home we were pulled over and had the car and ourselves searched by city police then were subsequently let go with nothing little more than a sideways glance - felt like the universe was smiling down just on us ).
hope you the van got back okay
i'm tired but in high spirits
hope the new palace (castle...?) is settling down nicely miss bells and that you managed to find a step ladder to help you get into bed.
i'm feeling happy and very very very lucky after last night (driving home we were pulled over and had the car and ourselves searched by city police then were subsequently let go with nothing little more than a sideways glance - felt like the universe was smiling down just on us ).
hope you the van got back okay
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
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Posted:
Did they miss the large bag of weed you probably had then?
Did they miss the large bag of weed you probably had then?
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Posted:
yep.
and the sliff under the seat!
turns out that karma shit does work for you in the end...
yep.
and the sliff under the seat!
turns out that karma shit does work for you in the end...
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Posted:
Were you listening to Karma Police?
Were you listening to Karma Police?
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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Posted:
your a fortunate youth aren't you molecan?
they got up 10 mins before the van was due. further notice is suspended
your a fortunate youth aren't you molecan?
they got up 10 mins before the van was due. further notice is suspended
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Posted:
twas led zeppelin remasters (cd II) actually - i've lost my copy of ok computer
quote:
Originally posted by Jafar:
Were you listening to Karma Police?
twas led zeppelin remasters (cd II) actually - i've lost my copy of ok computer
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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