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Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro
Go on......and take your shoes off.....
Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.
I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?
Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........
I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -
Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.
I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)
Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state
Hug me I'm ickle
Vote Green..........
Respect, reason and understanding.
Treat others how you wish to be treated
visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x
Missing One SmallGirl
waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?
Small Person in Disguise
(More to follow)
Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster
Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.
Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx
[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro
Go on......and take your shoes off.....
Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.
I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?
Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........
I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -
Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.
I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)
Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state
Hug me I'm ickle
Vote Green..........
Respect, reason and understanding.
Treat others how you wish to be treated
visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x
Missing One SmallGirl
waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?
Small Person in Disguise
(More to follow)
Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster
Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.
Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx
[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
BRONZE Member
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK
Posted:
Kat
I looove the cows!!
I actually try and collect cow shtuff, its sad i know but i just love em, especially those highland cows that look like they have dreds!
u seen them??
Kat
I looove the cows!!
I actually try and collect cow shtuff, its sad i know but i just love em, especially those highland cows that look like they have dreds!
u seen them??
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
Cree Indian, 1909
Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Posted:
Oh I brought cake - but I see you got some already..
Anyway have some more.. I've just had my 1000 postday.. just thought I'd pop in to share it with you..
Oh I brought cake - but I see you got some already..
Anyway have some more.. I've just had my 1000 postday.. just thought I'd pop in to share it with you..
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
BRONZE Member
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK
Posted:
Congratulations!!!
Wow 1000 postings, here's a card, you can't see it butit has on it whatever you wish it to have, the same goes for the prezzie........here you go!
Congratulations!!!
Wow 1000 postings, here's a card, you can't see it butit has on it whatever you wish it to have, the same goes for the prezzie........here you go!
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
Cree Indian, 1909
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
They don't appear to actually have dreads. I know what dreads look like I've seen them in the mirror for the last 8 years.
One cow seems to have fleas though.....
They don't appear to actually have dreads. I know what dreads look like I've seen them in the mirror for the last 8 years.
One cow seems to have fleas though.....
Meh
BRONZE Member
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK
Posted:
quote:I only meant it looked like, not have, sorry if i offended your dreds
Originally posted by C@ntus:
They don't appear to actually have dreads. I know what dreads look like I've seen them in the mirror for the last 8 years.
One cow seems to have fleas though.....
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
Cree Indian, 1909
SILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
They're not offended. mostly they're just pinkish (don't tell Pink Poi you'll set her off again )
They're not offended. mostly they're just pinkish (don't tell Pink Poi you'll set her off again )
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Ahhhhh it all becomes clear........
(*Runs over and hugz C@ntus for dropping by*)
Thanks for the congratulations on your 1000th post message in my MSN budski but it was Stixs day.
's for every1 because the world is great.......or maybe it's just because I only got 2 and a half hours sleep last night...........
(*Wanders off to cut cake*)
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Ahhhhh it all becomes clear........
(*Runs over and hugz C@ntus for dropping by*)
Thanks for the congratulations on your 1000th post message in my MSN budski but it was Stixs day.
's for every1 because the world is great.......or maybe it's just because I only got 2 and a half hours sleep last night...........
(*Wanders off to cut cake*)
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Small Lardy Person In Disguise
BRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
You got cake??? Why didn't I get any cake???
You got cake??? Why didn't I get any cake???
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Hey talk to Stix, she brought it.......I'll cut this one for the non-smokers and we can sit down to my extra-large hash cake shaped as cookie monster...........
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Please excuse my lack of artistic talent
Hey talk to Stix, she brought it.......I'll cut this one for the non-smokers and we can sit down to my extra-large hash cake shaped as cookie monster...........
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Please excuse my lack of artistic talent
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
veteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
Posted:
Hello darling!
Nice to see you happy and not grey! You should always have that smile on yer face. Makes me smile to see you!
You comin to spits tomorrow?!
hope to see you there... I shall also make my weekly pilgramige to DFQ's weird sensual tavern.
Hope you still love me darling! Cause me loves you!
hugs and good things for the small king,
drome
Hello darling!
Nice to see you happy and not grey! You should always have that smile on yer face. Makes me smile to see you!
You comin to spits tomorrow?!
hope to see you there... I shall also make my weekly pilgramige to DFQ's weird sensual tavern.
Hope you still love me darling! Cause me loves you!
hugs and good things for the small king,
drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
I'll be at Spitz for sure princess, although not sure about the chances of me sneaking off from Smallgirl to go see DFQ with you.
(*Looks around shiftily*)
I'll try anyway -
Oooo, and yep, ridiculously happy at the moment for some reason........probably coz it's getting sunnier.......among other things.
Hugz 4 you honey, drop back sooooooooooon - x
I'll be at Spitz for sure princess, although not sure about the chances of me sneaking off from Smallgirl to go see DFQ with you.
(*Looks around shiftily*)
I'll try anyway -
Oooo, and yep, ridiculously happy at the moment for some reason........probably coz it's getting sunnier.......among other things.
Hugz 4 you honey, drop back sooooooooooon - x
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
GOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
heya mate, how are your poi hanging? mine are sooty. nice to know your happy and happy to know you're nice!
heya mate, how are your poi hanging? mine are sooty. nice to know your happy and happy to know you're nice!
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
Posted:
Speaking of DFQ Smallboy, whats this I hear tell she has come back to see, I mean torture and maim us on here?
Speaking of DFQ Smallboy, whats this I hear tell she has come back to see, I mean torture and maim us on here?
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
Mr Dizzy....
154 posts
Location: Spiralling into uncertainty
154 posts
Location: Spiralling into uncertainty
Posted:
The Door opens and tentatively Diz pokes his head in an looks around. Suddenly he jumps in to the middle of the room does a quick rendition of the "Muppet dance" shouts WIBBLE! and runs out.
How strange???
The Door opens and tentatively Diz pokes his head in an looks around. Suddenly he jumps in to the middle of the room does a quick rendition of the "Muppet dance" shouts WIBBLE! and runs out.
How strange???
"To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong."
A Fortune Cookie
GOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*wanders in and starts playing with the electric outlet.*
*wanders in and starts playing with the electric outlet.*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
(*Ahem*).....and I quote "yes i've been takin picies of your missus's ass, but it's art man, i'm a photographer....."
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If I hadn't fukced the picture up completely turning it into a JPG you'd see it in close up....Perv...
Bender me old mate, hope you iz well.....will get round to bumping your intro again one of these here dayz, but I'm lazy and working hard (well maybe not but hey)
Bram - DFQ iz around in London but I hadn't heard she was back round these here HOP parts, will question her about it later for you.......
.Lightning - stop playing with my electrical outlets. Electricity is very rare in these here virtual realms and you might cause a power shortage, resulting in no more virtual sliffs.... oh go on then here's a bucket of water
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Mwa - Hugz 4 everyone
(*Ahem*).....and I quote "yes i've been takin picies of your missus's ass, but it's art man, i'm a photographer....."
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If I hadn't fukced the picture up completely turning it into a JPG you'd see it in close up....Perv...
Bender me old mate, hope you iz well.....will get round to bumping your intro again one of these here dayz, but I'm lazy and working hard (well maybe not but hey)
Bram - DFQ iz around in London but I hadn't heard she was back round these here HOP parts, will question her about it later for you.......
.Lightning - stop playing with my electrical outlets. Electricity is very rare in these here virtual realms and you might cause a power shortage, resulting in no more virtual sliffs.... oh go on then here's a bucket of water
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Mwa - Hugz 4 everyone
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Nice touch there by Malcolm and the crew though - it seems that if you spell fcuk correctly it turns itself into ****
Nice touch there by Malcolm and the crew though - it seems that if you spell fcuk correctly it turns itself into ****
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
OK, blatantly doing myself 3 posts in a row here but.......
"Got this from Malc
"Would you like a special title for yourself?
Malcolm = Administrator
Cantus = Fraggle
Cassandra = Globe HoPer
Lightning = HOP Mad Doctor (in training)
SmallBoy = ? "
I'm being dumb and can't think, Bamz reckons "Little Green Man"......I think (*one or two that shall remain nameless*) would have a fit and start crying over the possible connotations of it being drug related.....regardless of what it's actually about. Any suggestions????
OK, blatantly doing myself 3 posts in a row here but.......
"Got this from Malc
"Would you like a special title for yourself?
Malcolm = Administrator
Cantus = Fraggle
Cassandra = Globe HoPer
Lightning = HOP Mad Doctor (in training)
SmallBoy = ? "
I'm being dumb and can't think, Bamz reckons "Little Green Man"......I think (*one or two that shall remain nameless*) would have a fit and start crying over the possible connotations of it being drug related.....regardless of what it's actually about. Any suggestions????
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Ickle Bloke?
Foolish Condoner of Illegal Substances?
HoP Resident Innuendoist?
Compulsive Post Junkie?
Singer of Chest Hair?
Ickle Bloke?
Foolish Condoner of Illegal Substances?
HoP Resident Innuendoist?
Compulsive Post Junkie?
Singer of Chest Hair?
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
Small Boy
Big Member
or
SmallBoy
with his incredibly sticky torso
Small Boy
Big Member
or
SmallBoy
with his incredibly sticky torso
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
*wishes he thought of Big Member*
*wishes he thought of Big Member*
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK
Posted:
SmallBoy
BigMouth
Childish mood
You knows I loves ya man!
SmallBoy
BigMouth
Childish mood
You knows I loves ya man!
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
as if that series didn't completely kick the arse of batman of the future!
bruce timm and paul dini killed it - but why is there still only one dvd with 4 episodes of this available...?
confession time... i think i harley quinn.
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as if that series didn't completely kick the arse of batman of the future!
bruce timm and paul dini killed it - but why is there still only one dvd with 4 episodes of this available...?
confession time... i think i harley quinn.
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"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Dom - I only appear to have a Big mouth coz you have a small.....I mean errrrr.....run away.....
("Stupid mood" induced by beer mood)
U know I luvzya back mate -
Singer of chest hair???
Best voice in D minor........"Chessst Haaaaair".......naaaa doesn't work as well......
Batman? - Methinketh not.......already done, and originality is my middle name.
SmallOriginalityBoy is a bit of a mouth full though, so I tend to keep it short.
2 Beer or not 2 Beer that is the question.........
HarleyQuin does appear to be quite foxy in a "weird costume/fantasy role play" kinda way, but she's nothing compared to Jessica Rabbit
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Dom - I only appear to have a Big mouth coz you have a small.....I mean errrrr.....run away.....
("Stupid mood" induced by beer mood)
U know I luvzya back mate -
Singer of chest hair???
Best voice in D minor........"Chessst Haaaaair".......naaaa doesn't work as well......
Batman? - Methinketh not.......already done, and originality is my middle name.
SmallOriginalityBoy is a bit of a mouth full though, so I tend to keep it short.
2 Beer or not 2 Beer that is the question.........
HarleyQuin does appear to be quite foxy in a "weird costume/fantasy role play" kinda way, but she's nothing compared to Jessica Rabbit
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Small Lardy Person In Disguise
purple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...
Posted:
Jessica Rabbit is pretty lush no??
hello mr small boy
*leaves fairy cake by the door for when he gets back*
mucho huggles and fluff
lolli
Jessica Rabbit is pretty lush no??
hello mr small boy
*leaves fairy cake by the door for when he gets back*
mucho huggles and fluff
lolli
My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place
Will bite you (unless you tickle behind my ears)
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland
Posted:
....tick tick tick....
....tick tick tick....
...tick tick tick....
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Runs in being all "Teeny statured"........wooohooo
Wow, a Lolli.....
Hey honey, lovely to hear from you.
London's still missing you loads, but glad you're having fun and being well.
HU GZ
Hook's bane:- Thanks for visiting my intro. Please have a cup of tea and an appla and cinnamon cookie.
How are you? -
Runs in being all "Teeny statured"........wooohooo
Wow, a Lolli.....
Hey honey, lovely to hear from you.
London's still missing you loads, but glad you're having fun and being well.
HU GZ
Hook's bane:- Thanks for visiting my intro. Please have a cup of tea and an appla and cinnamon cookie.
How are you? -
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
hey smallz.
nice strapline you got yourself there
can i offer you a cup of--OH SH1T!
THATS A FU@KIN CROCODILE BEHIND YOU!!?!
*sharp exit, stage left*
hey smallz.
nice strapline you got yourself there
can i offer you a cup of--OH SH1T!
THATS A FU@KIN CROCODILE BEHIND YOU!!?!
*sharp exit, stage left*
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
no no no...dont worry coleman...its pink flags.... she gets that way sometimes...
no no no...dont worry coleman...its pink flags.... she gets that way sometimes...
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