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Login/Join to ParticipateZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*edit - my god this is about 2 years old. time for an update!
hey guys,
my names Ed, and im an alcoholic...what?...no applause?....oh crap...wrong group...anyway
Sex: male
Physical Age: 24
Mental Age: 8
Location: at present - House of Gabe, Brisbane
Your favourite website/s: Here!
i seem to spend far too much time chatting with other wierd and wonderful people here.
Favourite Toys: Poi, Contact Staff, Doubles, Doubles Contact, rope dart, my body, other people bodies, sketch pad, & unicycle, sewing machine, furry pants.
Been twirling for: been poiing for over 4 years, contact staffing and doublsing for over two. Have dabbled in most toys over the last 4 yrs
Occupation: Chemical Engineer, Hugger, & Village Idiot.
Hobbies: juggling & firearts (obviously!) music, art, books, history, dance, food, wine, and cooking, ranting, pondering, & massage
Music: originally alternative rock stuff (jeff buckley, radiohead, muse, coldplay, augie march etc - my friends complain my music collection is too depressing) but the occaisional foray into jazz and classical. Over the past yr or so have started really enjoying 'repetative electronic dance music' which i never would have expected. Loving Infected mushsoom, Sphongles DJ set at Erisian Fields doof was a high point in my life
- into anything at the moment - most listening to the Cure, Antony, Younger Brother at the mo.Movies: python & general comedy (mainly british), dark and moody stuff, and quirky short films.
Books: most things - love the fantasy - LOTR etc, also read history - ancient, religous, and science.
Favourite Colour: Burning Kerosene,
Favourite Smell: see above, also Fudge hair stuff, sex, lemon & ginger tea, and the beach (all combined even better!)
Favourite Quote/Saying: theres several...
how about...
if you love something, let it go;
if it comes back, its yours;
if doesnt, hunt it down and kill it.
or maybe a douglas adams quote
"...and then, one thursday afternoon almost 2000 years after a man was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change...."
i wont even start on python quotes...
thats about it.
cheers.
EDITED_BY: Dentrassi (1152254858)
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
awww, thats ok hun, hope you can make it to moonfest! wont be the same without you in a dress though...
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
and now I miss you
*sigh*
was SO good to see you here at leaning house again darling, wish we'd had more time, as always
take care of yourself, sweet friend.
(also fallout says: great to see you again ol' buddy-o!!! Hpopefully we'll catch yer ass real soon again!
)he's got quite the thing for your ass....
love you!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*smiley smiles for ed!*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Nice to hug you again.
Rubs Eds shoulder
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Hows big ed ?
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
umm...he'd easy be a head taller than me!!
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
107 posts
Location: Brisbane
are you coming to stay at plaza del gabe? i promise i won't be too obnoxious about trivial pursuit this time!
would be nice to have you on the orgy couch again, ed
"A Thnead's a fine thing that all people need"
Dr Suess
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
hes the same height as me... or maybe a LITTLE bit taller, or a LITTLE bit shorter (cant remember) but pretyt much april height
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
Mighty dusty in here.
Thanks again for dropping that letter off at the flat.
Cheers!
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: Phaerie
hes the same height as me... or maybe a LITTLE bit taller, or a LITTLE bit shorter (cant remember) but pretyt much april height
it depends on whether i wear my high heels
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
It's not the high heels Ed.. I think it's the fruit hat.
Hey you going to be here for the Jan moonfest? ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
ah yes. i forgot i was wearing that.
um not sure. we've got through most of our project work up here so I wont be up as much but we'll see what i can rig
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I almost forgot it myself.. what with the maracas and people in banana suits and all
Would be awesome if you could make it January! *crossing fingers and being hopeful*
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
i love you ed (just not in a penatrative way )
hope you are all good, now living on your own terms, and finsihed with uni, im back in teh thick of it, hows being in the real world?
i miss your manly legs, socks and boots, thay always made me smile
Step (el-nombrie)
107 posts
Location: Brisbane
Written by: Dentrassi
um not sure. we've got through most of our project work up here so I wont be up as much but we'll see what i can rig
that makes me roool sad
who will i win pictionary with??? it's just not the same if it doesn't invlove ed hugs ....actually, what am i thinking
i'm not even going to be in brisbane for the next 4 months, and by that time you will have realised how much you love brisbane and miss all us sunshine state peoples 
and be planning to move here! 
i'm all about postive thinking "A Thnead's a fine thing that all people need"
Dr Suess
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
YARSH! i found eds intro thread, let us all rejoice for ed's thread's!
see you at stone circle next friday!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
hmmm... a bit dusty in here. has anyone seen my purple pants? i cant find them for the life of me!
EDITED_BY: Dentrassi (1142554359)
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
well - tis kindof official now - am moving north to Brisbane around the end of May.
I love Sydney - but ive had over 6 years here now and its time for a new city.
The project i was working on which enabled me to travel up there so much last year is done, so i wont be at any moonfests or juggle jams till i move.
see you guys up north soon.
E
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*woooot!!!*
thats fantastic news for us!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
wow that's awesome...
so lucky.. all the brisbanites are fantastic.. like a big family
107 posts
Location: Brisbane
see, that's what positive thinking does
(i may have had some inside knowledge, but....) 
now....what else can i manifest by positive thinking....
a nice man and new direction in life is all i ask!
"A Thnead's a fine thing that all people need"
Dr Suess
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
you're moving to brisvegas!? 
yay! 
you mean i might finally get that massage you promised me at common ground!! *squee* do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
thanx guys
moving up either on about the 22nd may-ish or 10-ish of june. its mainly a bit unsure because im getting my wonky broken nose surgically realigned (cos it messing up with my breathing) around then, and with recovery times etc have to work out how im going to fit it with work and moving etc.yeah sorry gita - i have the attention span of a hyperactive child on red cordial sometimes. you just have to grab me, slap me across the face, and shout 'MASSAGE ME BITCH!' or sometime similar to get my attention.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Wow. So overall, pretty concrete plans to get here eventually then. Looking forward to catching you around more often dude!
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*looks at watch*
*Taps foot impatiently*
is it the 10th of june yet???
*come on ed! hurry uppppp! We are having fun without youuuuu*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Looks like June is a good time to be going to Brisvegas! See you there!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia
Ed's moving into my place while I'm away in Europe!!! Lucky Me!! oh hang on.... LUCKY HOUSEMATES!!
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Crikey. Brissie is getting so many wonderful spinners.
and you get to be at Gabes. Just gets better and better
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
okies got some dates sorted:
Im flying up to move my stuff into Gabes on the weekend of the 20th May or thereabouts. Am then flying back to Sydney to finish off some work - and going into surgery to fix up my nose & breathing on 1st June.
ill recover at mums in Sydney until Jun 10, then head back to work at head office in Sydney for a week, before driving me and my little car up for good the following weekend - about the 16th or thereabouts.
see y'all soon.
E. "Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
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