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6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Name: Currently Male
Sex: 28.1
Age: Melbourne, Australia
Location: Bill
https://spinferno.com is my home's page. make me happy & visit it
it's where my only fwirling video is at.
Non-psytrance i love:
Lamb, Ani Di Franco, Moloko, Bjork, Tool/A Perfect Circle, Faithless, Mr Bungle, Sinead O'Connor, Leonardo's Bride, Bill Hicks
Psytrance i love :
(Aussie)Sun Control Species, Fractal Glider, Mr Peculiar, Ozzy
(Not Aussie)Shift, Broken Toy, Infected, Shpongle, Younger Brother, Dark Soho, Dark Nebula, Sensient
Hobbies/Interests
unfathomable sillyness, hugging sad people, hugging really really really really happy people, camping, seeing any live music of any sort (esp,in the bush), unfathomable sillyness, list comedy, being kind to friends i haven't met before, acrobatics in unsafe places, counterstrike, lying about my irish accent, watching/quoting movies (often both), referring to Fremen religion whenever I can, sharing with nice twirlers, esotericism/spiritual devepment.
Outdoor Festivals i wouldn't miss for nuffink: Confest (hippy), Rainbow Serpent Festival (psytrance), Meredith Music Festival (rock)
Books: Fear n loathing in los vegas, Schindler's ark, all dune books, hand cream instruction leaflets.
Twirling
Style: Acrobatic, Silly
Toys: varied, my favourite being 4" wicked 1m long 17mm guage double staves.
Twirling since: single staff ~ Dec 2000
now enough about me, I love yoo!!
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Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Bender !
Here's a pukism to make you think
" why in our infernet wisdom our wise moment's so short "?
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*runs in, GLOMPs Bender, runs out*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Gidg waltzes in singing at the top of her voice
Oh what a beautiful moooorning!
Oh what a beautiful day!
Mmmmmm, Ok so it's not a morning anymore but it has been one beautiful day!!!
Spread the cheer handsome!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
hey you firey types! guess what?! over the weekend was the 10,000th unique visitor to my fire site!! i will celebrate with celery and cowbell tonight, at a location determined by horse and cart.
EDITED_BY: bender™ (1090216534)
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
whats the deal with the cowbell?
By the way congrats!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
https://www.aznsexlegend.com/vids/SNL%20-%20Christopher%20Walken%20Cowbell.mpeg
always be careful about what you ask for! heh heh!
happy birthday again, sweetness!
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
MUAH!!!
hey thankies!!!Non-Https Image Link
ahhh the internet.... the bringer of new ideas and strange soups...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
wow that soup is condensed in the way that my pancreas isn't particularly!
i can't belrieve this thread was buried under 5 pages - it must be a synergy between the not-small number of active hoppers and my own rampant unpopularity
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Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Bender i heard bill hicks and automatically i thought of you .
Love and light
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
yeah, there's something about dead poets eh?
i hope winter isn't biting too hard up there!!
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Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
accually im in sydney working nights so i haven't even notice anything yet
just did a 13 hour night shift getting sleepy now
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Puk, does that mean you're actually going to sign off and get some sleep? Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
sleep! i implore thee! think of the puppies.
speaking of which, i'm hungry now...
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Bender, puppies and hungry in the same sentence? Eeeuuuwww!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
yes, i am hungry for more puppy jokes.
*clear throat*
"so this puppy walks into a bar.....
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Gidg covers her ears and starts humming loudly.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
What happened to Home of Bender?
I liked that site.
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
too much furniture pron
you know how it is Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Look sir, Pants!
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Bender.....
um
hi!
howsit?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I like beer.
ask anyone.
except Arsn cos it sends him into a coma just talking about it.
Meh
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
WOOP! i have a new job and as of last weekend have moved in to a new house!
it's a new week in a new life for me, but i guess i still have time to visit HoP!
and eat orange juice too.
goes without saying.
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Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Apple juice is a lot better .
Thats good news to hear to
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Congrats on the job and new house Bender! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
How thick is your orange juice if you're eating it?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
My question too Rouge, how do you eat orange juice?
Congrats on the house and the job Bender.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse for a crow,
I`d fly right over
and shlt on the
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
orange joooce + fridge freezer = eatin yum nums!
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Orange Juice Pops! Those are great.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
frozen OJ. surely other people have thought of that before. can't just be me and bender....
Meh
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