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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
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NEW VIRUS ALERTif you receive an email with subject "bad luck" do not open it under no circumstances...It is the most dangerous virus in the world.It will crash your computer, erase any document you've been working on in the past 6 months.It will fuck up all of your video tapesit will mix shoe polish with your nutella, drink all your beers and leave dirty socks on the table when you have guests coming over for dinner.it will put a dead mouse in your suit pocket and hide your car keys when you are allready late for workit will make you fall in love with a pinguinIt will shave your eyebrows when you'll get ready for a date with the love of your life.it will kick your dogit will leave dirty sex messages with your voice on your boss's voice mailIt will leave the toilet's seat upIt will randomly park your car so that you never find it.these are only a few examples of what this virus is capable of.please be very carefull !
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Shine onCassandra
NEW VIRUS ALERTif you receive an email with subject "bad luck" do not open it under no circumstances...It is the most dangerous virus in the world.It will crash your computer, erase any document you've been working on in the past 6 months.It will fuck up all of your video tapesit will mix shoe polish with your nutella, drink all your beers and leave dirty socks on the table when you have guests coming over for dinner.it will put a dead mouse in your suit pocket and hide your car keys when you are allready late for workit will make you fall in love with a pinguinIt will shave your eyebrows when you'll get ready for a date with the love of your life.it will kick your dogit will leave dirty sex messages with your voice on your boss's voice mailIt will leave the toilet's seat upIt will randomly park your car so that you never find it.these are only a few examples of what this virus is capable of.please be very carefull !
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Shine onCassandra
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
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155 posts
Location: Reading, UK
155 posts
Location: Reading, UK
Posted:
you can't be serious
you can't be serious
Where there is sorrow I seek the Flame - Rumi
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263 posts
Location: Holiday, FL, USA
263 posts
Location: Holiday, FL, USA
Posted:
o, but she is. it's ruined my life.
o, but she is. it's ruined my life.
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Posted:
How's your pinguin doing by the way, Rex ?
How's your pinguin doing by the way, Rex ?
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
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829 posts
Location: Houston, Texas, USA
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Location: Houston, Texas, USA
Posted:
shit!!!! it got ahold of my car keys this morning for an hour!!!!!damn dirty virus..hee hee
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shit!!!! it got ahold of my car keys this morning for an hour!!!!!damn dirty virus..hee hee
"S" Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.
- Mark Twain
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Penguin, it's a friggin penguin. Why don't you friggin learn how to spel.
I swear I didn't burn the turkey, it was that pesky virus!
Penguin, it's a friggin penguin. Why don't you friggin learn how to spel.
I swear I didn't burn the turkey, it was that pesky virus! Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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428 posts
Location: Mystic, Ct. USA
428 posts
Location: Mystic, Ct. USA
Posted:
a true story:when i lived in australia i lived at maroubra beach in sydney. one night was talking on the phone to my friend who was in Japan at the time and we were having one of those can't get off the phone problems. after about the 15th change of subject and a mounting phone bill my flatemate came in the front door holding a live fairy penguin wrapped in a towel but mostly escaping and squaqking and flapping that they had found injured while walking on the beach. I had to yell at my friend over the squawking "I have to go! we have a penguin!", hang up on him, and catch the penguin which was rapidly becoming unmanageable. eventually, after having the penguin rampage through the flat (well, one bedroom anyway) and having called WIRES the wildlife rehabbers, all ended well with the penguin going to the penguin pool at taronga zoo for care. as a result all future phonecalls that drag on are now ended with "penguin!"the endPeregrine
a true story:when i lived in australia i lived at maroubra beach in sydney. one night was talking on the phone to my friend who was in Japan at the time and we were having one of those can't get off the phone problems. after about the 15th change of subject and a mounting phone bill my flatemate came in the front door holding a live fairy penguin wrapped in a towel but mostly escaping and squaqking and flapping that they had found injured while walking on the beach. I had to yell at my friend over the squawking "I have to go! we have a penguin!", hang up on him, and catch the penguin which was rapidly becoming unmanageable. eventually, after having the penguin rampage through the flat (well, one bedroom anyway) and having called WIRES the wildlife rehabbers, all ended well with the penguin going to the penguin pool at taronga zoo for care. as a result all future phonecalls that drag on are now ended with "penguin!"the endPeregrine
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263 posts
Location: Holiday, FL, USA
263 posts
Location: Holiday, FL, USA
Posted:
i swear i thought it was a midget nun...
i swear i thought it was a midget nun...
Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Posted:
NYC, further to your post, I called my pInguin friend who immediately confirmed that he spells his name with an I.Theodor Stefan PInguin (the 3rd).Any further (friggin) question ?Ask Rex, he's been sleeping with Theo for the past 8 months after all !!!Oh and I tried to call the turkey, but it is away on vacation in Hawai. Will get back to you on that later !Shine onCassandra
NYC, further to your post, I called my pInguin friend who immediately confirmed that he spells his name with an I.Theodor Stefan PInguin (the 3rd).Any further (friggin) question ?Ask Rex, he's been sleeping with Theo for the past 8 months after all !!!Oh and I tried to call the turkey, but it is away on vacation in Hawai. Will get back to you on that later !Shine onCassandra
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
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Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Posted:
I had a penguin once...------------------https://welcome.to/thehugbubble I have only one burning desire....let me stand next to your fire
I had a penguin once...------------------https://welcome.to/thehugbubble I have only one burning desire....let me stand next to your fire
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