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Posted: 22nd Apr 2003
Danae,

Don't fret, I'm sure things will work out somehow. Perhaps you could return to Florida instead?

For truly it is written that if the mountain will not go to Mohammed...Mohammed will go to the mountain.




Raph

Posted: 22nd Apr 2003
yes of course, I am going to travel to florida nxt summer instead... but was just happy and had planned so much .... hmmm...
thanks for teh smile raphael, you are such a sweet one . see you tomorrow 2pm but you can always call on my mobile

and a biiiig thanks to NYC for tonights chat and support, I really love you my buddy...

off to find some sleep hopefully

shine on
cassandra

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

Posted: 22nd Apr 2003
Thank you for your sweet words as well my dear.

(Though you can keep the beer )

Always grateful for the sunshine you bless my life with.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

Posted: 22nd Apr 2003
Forgive me for my ignorance, but I assume Jeff quiting his job is out of the question? He wasn't going to get paid for his time off anyway, was he? Just wondering since Europe has so much more to see than Florida. I've seen a little of the former, and most of the later, and it isn't all that interesting.

Look on the bright side though, at least you get to spend some time with him this summer. It could be a lot worse.

Posted: 22nd Apr 2003
NYC honey, can you please find me the words of that song I like so much about big butts ???,
thank you buddy

shine on
cass

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

Posted: 22nd Apr 2003
The song is "Baby Got Back" by the distinguished "Sir Mix-A-lot"... And I can't believe you're making me post it. Feel free to ask if you want any "Sir Mix-A-Lot" to English translations. My favorite line by far is "L.A. face with an Oakland Booty" referring to the fact that the girls in LA are actresses and have pretty faces and thin butts but the girls in the ghettos of Oakland have more realistic and even large sized bootys. So the ideal woman to Mr. Mix-A-Lot would be an "LA face with an Oakland booty". Though "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun" is often yelled between my friends.


Sir Mix-A-Lot
Baby Got Back

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna f#ck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

Posted: 22nd Apr 2003
Hey, it's even got your favorite word...

"Knucklehead"

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

Posted: 22nd Apr 2003
Runs in and gives Cass and everyone the biggest hug and kiss and pixie sprinkling possible then flitters off to the beach in seach for magick purple flying dolphins*:.

*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*

Posted: 22nd Apr 2003
eeeek... um I just noticed back there someone talking about being a pixie hunter

.:*runs and hides under the purple & orange stary blankie*:.

Ummmmm... tell me when it's safe to come out

*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*

Posted: 22nd Apr 2003
Oh cass im sorry . Big *&^% bear hug

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

Posted: 22nd Apr 2003
wow, I remember that song.... heehee



Raph

Posted: 23rd Apr 2003
Big hug sweetie! Know you had amazing plans, but it'll work out

Posted: 23rd Apr 2003
Bummer bummer bummer...

I know what it feels like - I got very similar news last thursday (not from Jeff though)


I'll even lay off teasing you for a while, even though you are French.

But seriously, such strong feelings will find a way in the end, so don't be too sad (please?).

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

Posted: 23rd Apr 2003
Hey there shining star,

Big to you, know how bummed you must be.

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

Posted: 24th Apr 2003
don't worry moon pixie - I happen to have a space fetish as well, so you are probably safe - at least till autumn, which is when pixie season begins you know...

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

Posted: 24th Apr 2003
Impressive, you managed to post 2 mins before the last one.........

The secrets of time warps.......and suddenly all becomes clear

Congratulations on being the first Hopper to get to 1000 posts in their intro.......a little early, but I wanted to avoid the rush -

Oh and you get my 2000th post - xxx

[ 25. April 2003, 03:30: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 24th Apr 2003
hey beautiful people

yumy people gathered here, shall i cook you something
tonight I am making thai green curry with sticky rce and possibly fondants au chocolat (hot chocolate cake with melted chocolate in the center)

having Glass visiting me is having much fun

we went to see this incredible movie and the imax theater la geode : Stomp around the world (don t remember the title... with drumming / percussions from around the world AMAZING and highly recommended, trust me ....; tree would have gone watching it

Small Boy I feel honoured to be you 2000th post hope you are good and shining and hugged like you deserve to be

Damn you people are such warm and fine people...

shine on
Cass

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

Posted: 24th Apr 2003
wanders in follwing the strange aroma of what smells like a thai chocolate curry...

hope drew is misbehaving as usual and you're not spoiling him too much.

and smalls - you know you can post at any time, on *any day*... if you do manage to find a time warp lying around though, can you grab me a root beer from mcdonalds and a marathon and two swizzles from the sweetshop please.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

Posted: 24th Apr 2003
Cass - We love you too, but I haven't had a space in my name for the last 11 months - lol x

Give Drew a hug & kiss from me


Cole - Bastard......warn people before you go jumping into peoples thread randomly - grrrrrrr...

Hug & kiss for you too -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

Posted: 24th Apr 2003
OOOOOOPS, sorry about the space ... I just wanted to squeeze a inside so had to split it in two ... kinda like a friendship sandwich if you like

Cole, I am hearing dreadfull stories about you do you actually eat dirt, smoke carpets and feel attracted to shoe boxes

lol

shine on
cass

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

Posted: 24th Apr 2003
er, well, the truth is...



*makes a cartoon-like sharp exit before he's made to explain the shoebox affair for the millionth time*

actually, are any of those things really that bad?

carpet anyone...?

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

Posted: 26th Apr 2003
Danae (like the lettuce.)
Paris
Thankyou and hugs.
Really, I cannot find the words, to say in any language... But you know what I mean Little
I wrote it in the book

Cole and smalls
I didn't say nuffin bout no-one.

Danae can't cook, needs Jo and I to rescue her inedible mess but she is the most amazing host, and she threatened to murder me if her thai green curry didn't work. Phew. It was delicious so spicy, Jeffs magic recipe

Eh up NYC, those lyrics are really awful
Do you know the Song "Big Bottoms" by Spinal Tap
go Mp3 magic
If you haven't seen the Spinal Tap rockumentary it will be really crap
"It goes all the way up to 11"
and If you have seen the film, then the song's crap with a


Those paris spinners are fantastic, such a lovely crowd, Raph (oops tired typing typo), Fredrique, Isabelle, Jo, everyone, Hugs
Drew

Ps. C'est le faute de Ken.

[ 28. April 2003, 00:34: Message edited by: Glåss ]

Posted: 27th Apr 2003


C est LA faute de ken , I agree

it was fantastic to have you around gorgeous one
come back to Paris soon, I personnaly will see you at EJC this summer if everything goes well

Shine on
Cass

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

Posted: 27th Apr 2003
Ou est ma petite voiture?


we want you, we want you, we want you as a new recruit.


oh to hell with garcons.


hows you meeeeeeee gorgeous?!?!?!

me miss you long(ish) time! when will you back in be england. me you see can. why talk like yoda i?

work must i do but bothered can i not.

Posted: 27th Apr 2003
Me London back November 13th at 7 am at the latest
Possible early august before I head out to the EJC

London and UK I miss more than words can tell (and more than I ever thought I would )

hugs, smiles love and respect to you I send

SHine on
Cass

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

Posted: 27th Apr 2003
Glass,

It was great meeting you and ripping off, er, learning some moves.

btw, its not "Ralph", just Raph.

(or Justin, as my mother would say)

Raph

Posted: 5th May 2003
HII!!
i just note that you r kind of popular here. im new in the boards, i just saw a reply from you about some" European Juggling Convention in Denmark" im living in denmark right now, so id really like to know about that. i would REALLY appreciaTE ITthanks

Posted: 5th May 2003

quote:

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Danae (like the lettuce)

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Ha! I forgot about that!

I think technically it's "come la salade" though my spelling may be off. Missing you all!

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

Posted: 5th May 2003
Hi Pablo
please check the Website of the European Juggling association, all teh details are there. I would love to meet up and play with you there so if you are coming to Svenborg, please let me / us know and we will meet up, OK ?

MACHE comme la salade
missing you heaps too lil marmotte

Am currently on Koh Chang havign a gorgesou time with Shibaki Dom and other local fire spinners... met amazing spinner and lovely lady called Jewel
she ROCKS

off to the beach

Shine on
Cass

shine on
Cass

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

Posted: 6th May 2003
YELLOW CAR!!

Hello, beautiful

Hope things are looking up for you!

I just spent the weekend with aboriginal kids from all over the Northern Territory, doing puppet plays, clowning, spinning etc. Thought of you, thought you would have loved it! So I thought Id pop in and say hi sweetie.