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Login/Join to Participate15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
will you stop putting your goddamn tongue in my mouth!
i feel violated!!
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Yes I witnessed what a fab couple Smalls and UCF made on Tuesday. So beautiful... brings tears to the eyes.
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
1,810 posts
Location: London
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Hey UCOF just hijacked Mr Malcolm's thread.
Bad boy!
Meh
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
*shudders and hides from lethal beaming poi....*
hi
i heard this was the thread for offering fashionable incredibly late happy aniversary greetings?
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Im running off in a distance cause i know how much they hurt. G'day malcom im a electrician as well . Miss pulling wires ?
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
216 posts
Location: Chester, Cheshire.
Is it a fact that the later an 'Anniversary best wishes post' gets, the more cool it is? Or is there a cut off point? Like now for example??
Well congratulations to you both, I wish you many years of happiness.
*Still don't believe you exist though *
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
nah, the cutoff point is in two weeks time. At that point it becomes "sooooo last fortnight" to wish Malcolm Happy Anniversary. However a month after that it will suddenly become retro kitsch cool.
So Malcolm, Happy Anniversary (said on delayed response to be replayed in a month and a half's time)
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Who is this Miss Pulling Wires you mentioned Puk?
Is she an electrician's beauty queen? Is this an acheivement you aspire to? Or were you asking whether Mr Malcolm ever reached such lofty heights?
Meh
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Miss pulling wires is what keep's us electrical like people employed. And it's not that great in lofty experience ?.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Ah yes true , It's funny how much you learn been in a trade . Some people look at you funny cause the colour of your uniform . And usually you have a greater knowledge base than them . The trade has been great for me . I've been able to travel a bit to see different parts of Australia cause of it . Lucky me
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
188 posts
Location: Neverneverland
You have a uniform?
...tick tick tick....
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Happy anniversary to the cutest couple I have met in a while
much love and respect (except when you hold that drill and pretend you are a dentist ... then you scare me a little bit )
missing you guys
shine on
Cass
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
i still cringe everytime i think about it....
sorry...i was looking at page one and forgot about page two...
i meant i still cringe when i think about smallboy forcing his tongue down my throat...
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
yay another belated happy anniversary message!
one down, 100 to go!
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Malcom how was e-lix-ia ? did she get some photo's of you guy's in new Zealand ?.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Hello, I've found a site to help you answer that age old quandry: should i stalk William Shatner
Meh
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
I didn't know he had a stalk in the first place, let alone that you could pull it off him?
(I love verbing words) - concept from Calvin and Hobbes
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
hey there Malcolm...
Just wondering if you have seen seven around latley?arsn and I are going to send seven beautiful pictures of our cat Buddha... we are thinking that we may be intertasmin match makers tee hee
oh and btw... happy anniversary
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
for Malcolm.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Im liking the new layout.
cos i can use whatever colour i want to!
but not only that.
seriously malcolm...well done.
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
I love the new look. But what happened to all of the introduction threads?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Malcom, here is another question. I have been contacted by BoboDCL, a newish member, and her login to the forum is no longer working. What should she do?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Gidg, dear, thank you very much for posting for me. Unfortunately, after... *counts* three? No, four days I think. I gave in, and I had to make a new account. It was too much. I would sit at my computer for hours, reading and re-reading all the posts, making up my own responses in my head.
Alas, I made a new e-mail, and a new account. (Actually, I like this name better.) And now to make up a new intro post, WHOOT!
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
*skims toe along the ground and looks shyly up at Malcolm*
ummm Mallkeeee... when will the intros come back you hard worker?
On a serious note thou Malcolm... you have worked incredibly hard for very little reward and we are very thankful of it...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I thought I posted in here! Not yet?
Well, then! Hi, Malcolm, welcome to HOP. I'm Mike.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
hehe, i don't think i have either. silly me.
'ello! i quite like the new look i must say. took me a day or so, but i'm quite fond of it now. thanks for all the hard work and for giving us a wonderful lil community that feels like family!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I sent you a Txt the other week.
Did you get it?
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Yes, but it wasn't that funny...........
Hi Malcolm...how are Cherry and 7 doing?
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