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2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
into slot B
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Some assembly may be required. Your parents must help you put it together.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Now I'm all turned on.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
420 posts
Location: Truro, UK
doesn't take much to get ya going does it nyc?
what you might call a cheap date!
I only wanted to be 16... and free
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
no nyc is just cheep.......
well 39p is deffo cheep
Step (el-nombrie)
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
i like jigsaws.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia
I've got a couple of screws left over if anyone wants them
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
batterys? mine came with a brussel sprout
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Glue!!???
Does anyone have any glue?
They never give you enough with these damned self assembly things!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
not to mention the instructions are written in korean!
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
And the random 'multi - tool' that supposedly fits all the screws/bolts/clips etc,
but in actual fact fits absolutely nothing!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
although it IS useful for levering open the glue pot, making the screws/bolt/clips redundant.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Or for fashioning into a handle for the drawer that good ol' IKEA neglected to put in the box!!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
10th degree spoon weilder
171 posts
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in Korea)
quote:haha Stebbins's time to shine.
Originally posted by Dentrassi:
not to mention the instructions are written in korean!
(reads instructions)
step#1 connect slot A to B with your universal POO TOOL!!!!!!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.
81 posts
Location: EIndhoven, Holland
Hehe, IKEA...
When you think you have finished your "Bjorn" closet. It turns out it had to be a chair.
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
.... or something altogether more frightening.
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
like a lampshade that looks like Michael Jackson....
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
You're all mad!!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
YES!
Ill fitting DIY furniture has made us that way!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Lambretta Fanatic
4,998 posts
Location: United Kingdom
*walks in with a sledge hammer slung over ones shoulder.*
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
quote:And I suppose you're completely sane, dearie?
Originally posted by Hels Bells:
You're all mad!!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
im not mad, but he is
*points to the man standing in the corner with a sledge hammer*
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
420 posts
Location: Truro, UK
i wouldn't point at him man, he is weilding a rather large sledgie after all.
I only wanted to be 16... and free
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
but i don't want to go among mad people
am i supposed to have all this hardware left over? the shelf in the middle looks like it's about to crack...is that good?
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Yeah, but he needs that to support the wonky furniture!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
835 posts
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
No, look you guys, it's just upside down. Turn it around..... like so ....
hey, what if i unscrew this?
everyone's unique except me
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
NO!!! DON'T UNSCREW THAT!!!! IT'LL MAKE THE WHOLE THING.....
**crashing noises**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
87 posts
Location: Oklahoma, USA
-picks up the oddly round shaped thing and ties a peice of string to it- w00t! POI!
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Fear the Kirby
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
:picks up one of the not-so-bent shelves:
WOOT A staff thingee!!!!
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lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
I rest my case!
to all the mad people
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
i like Ikea. It is warm!
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