Question everything.
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
I'm probably just going to buy them anyway, and if I'm worried about it, I'll just switch the handles and do tosses with my crystal poi instead. Question everything.
even chuck norris can't pin you down if your on fire