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Location: Melbourne
Name: Alan
Country: Australia
Hometown: Melbourne
DOB: 10th July
Age: 21
Sex: There is nothing I can write here on a pg board
Occupation(s): Bartender/Soldier
Favourite Food(s): Carbs! Caaarbs!
Favourite Colour(s): "green" *rougie changes this answer to RED*
Toys: empty spirit bottle, contact ball
Hobbies other than the obvious: homebrewing
Education: uni drop out *Rougie hides this from mum and dad*
Favourite Book(s): Mistress of the Empire
Favourite Movie(s): Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, or Starship Troopers
Favourite TV show(s): Top Gear, South Park
Plans for life in general: Open my own micro-brewery
Favourite Music Artists/Composers: "this is so hard, this intro thread thing sucks"
Favourite ice cream flavour(s): "not a massive fan of icecream"...*meets Beth's death glare*
Marmite, Nutella or Vegemite: None of the above
EDITED_BY: Ayellayen (1175678874)
It's my world - you all just happen to live in it.
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Heya Alan! About time you had an intro for us to abuse!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Did you know that 'Ayellayen,' if said correctly, sounds just like the way that my hick brother says his son's name?
They spell his 'Allen,' tho!
, soldier boy! "Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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*Gidg bounces in on her pogo stick* ... boing ... boing ... boing ... boing ..
So we get to meet the little dragons soldier. Welcome to HoP Alan!
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Anyone for an Electric Lemonade???
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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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Oooo that look just ... bad. *shakes head*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
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I used to *love* electric lemonade...except the one's that I drank weren't blue...!!!
I think what I drank would be what's more commonly called 'Lynchburg Lemonade'...
Hmmm...
Yep...this looks more like it!!!
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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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What's in it?
And Bek, it's A-L-A-N spelt like how you'd say it (with an Aussie dialect of course)
I dont wanna go back to reality after my lovely weekend!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Oh, I know, hun...which is why I called attention to the different spelling...
The reason why my nephew's name is spelled that way is cuz his mum's maiden name was Allen...so it became their first boy's name...full name being Allen Michael
Oh...and the drink...
1 shot Jack Daniel's whiskey
1 shot triple sec
1 shot sweet and sour mix
4 shots lemon-lime soft drink
...and you have a 'Lynchburg Electric Lemonade'
The name comes from the fact that Jack Daniel's is made in Lynchburg, Tennessee.
Course you can substitute your favourite brand of whiskey...but a warning...they will kick your shiney-heiney!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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Ooh! my manager made one of those for me as a knock off the other week!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
If I didn't drink any more I would soooo love that! I love any form of lemon.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Oh, I have to be very careful about what and how much I drink now, too...cuz I've found out that the older you get...the worse you feel afterwards...
The last time I had one of those was about a year ago...and I actually had two and I ended up staying overnight with a friend in Raleigh...cuz just those two had me tipsy enough to where I didn't trust myself enough to drive...and I had a splitting headache the next morning...not fun!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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Worse you feel? Bah! Must be cos you get out of practise :P
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Well...that's the kind of practice that I don't think I wanna pursue too avidly...Had enough of that when I was *your* age...I can deal with a couple Corona's, but more than that is just self torture!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
I find that it's just not worth it. I have more fun sober and I don't feel bad in the morning.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I just drink water and don't feel bad in the morning
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Uh huh, likely story.
Alan i would just like to say
and as you can see you will never get a word in edge wise in here anyway so enjoy the madness that will now become your place on HoP!! :admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!!
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*blows raspberry at dad*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Get a word in edge wise? He has to log on first! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: The wrong place
Rougie will tell him what words to get in edgewise...poor soldier boy...got a dragon to contend with!!! "Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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The little soldier boy is being all cute at the moment
*snuggles*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
128 posts
Location: Melbourne
Little soldier boy is stealing the blankets and making little whatever beth is cold
*evil grin*
...yes, this is beth typing yet again
It's my world - you all just happen to live in it.
Super Gidg!!!!
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Location: Portland Oregon USA
I think the little soldier boy is a figment of Beth's imagination since all his posts say that she is typing it.
I'm beginning to doubt that this boy even exists.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
No he is not! *cries* Ask Flynt! She knows he's real!!!!! *pout*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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I'll vouch for you, too little dragon...I've seen the pictures...and the two of you look awfully cute together...!!! Two big ol smiles...all you can see is teeth!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Well if Flynt can vouch for you I guess I'll just have to believe it.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
Hmmm, would you like a photo, Gidge? There's some from the weekend (complete with me in pretty pretty formal frock
) i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
You have a formal frock? This I've gotta see! Bring it on babe!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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I got a lot of formal frocks! Go check my gallery for the photo from my grad!
I'll put up the photo of me and Alan next time I procrastinate, but for now I need to not fail my Spanish mid-semester tomorrow...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Back to studying!!!!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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