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187 posts
Location: Melbourne
187 posts
Location: Melbourne
Posted:
Name: Paul.....it translates in latin to small....i'm 5'5.... thanks for doing the research into that mum
Location: from where i was which was over there but i am where i am now because that's what happens when you move because.....oh
...i've gone crosseyed....
Hometown: australia
DOB: well that was right about the time i was born
Age: mentally or physically??
Sex: have had in the past but that's my business and the DVD's not out till later so you'll just have to wait. hey ARSN and GITASGUY! i cut your faces out so no-one would see you...now no-one will ever know that 3 guys and a ....oh......yeah sorry about that
Occupation(s): human for all intents and purposes
Favorite Food(s): left socks, and small children
Toys: are good fun and i am only allowed to play with stuff 6-8 months
Education: i have the bestest edumacation EVA
Favorite Book(s): hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the long dark tea time of the soul.
Name: Paul.....it translates in latin to small....i'm 5'5.... thanks for doing the research into that mum
Location: from where i was which was over there but i am where i am now because that's what happens when you move because.....oh
...i've gone crosseyed....Hometown: australia
DOB: well that was right about the time i was born
Age: mentally or physically??
Sex: have had in the past but that's my business and the DVD's not out till later so you'll just have to wait. hey ARSN and GITASGUY! i cut your faces out so no-one would see you...now no-one will ever know that 3 guys and a ....oh......yeah sorry about that
Occupation(s): human for all intents and purposes
Favorite Food(s): left socks, and small children
Toys: are good fun and i am only allowed to play with stuff 6-8 months
Education: i have the bestest edumacation EVA
Favorite Book(s): hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the long dark tea time of the soul.
that slow guy...
187 posts
Location: Melbourne
187 posts
Location: Melbourne
Posted:
you know i know that you know that i think you guys rock. let's build a utopia in the middle of everything and be self sufficient and shun the outside world and atuff so we can just hang out and do what we want. we'll be fine... we'll last for hours.
you know i know that you know that i think you guys rock. let's build a utopia in the middle of everything and be self sufficient and shun the outside world and atuff so we can just hang out and do what we want. we'll be fine... we'll last for hours.
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
SHUN THE NON BELIEVERS! SHUN!
SHUN THE NON BELIEVERS! SHUN!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
Posted:
Shuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn N
Shuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn N
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
GOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
can we have an island?
can we have an island?
that slow guy...
187 posts
Location: Melbourne
187 posts
Location: Melbourne
Posted:
yeah sure. lets have an island. i'm thinking sub tropical... pretty big so you can have alone time. big big fresh water lake for swimming and stuff and....toys!!! lots and lots of toys!!!! we can do what ever we want whenever we want as long as it doesnt bother anyone else
yeah sure. lets have an island. i'm thinking sub tropical... pretty big so you can have alone time. big big fresh water lake for swimming and stuff and....toys!!! lots and lots of toys!!!! we can do what ever we want whenever we want as long as it doesnt bother anyone else
Pooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Posted:
And if it bothers others than they can get stuffed cause its all about me.... RIGHT!!!!!
And if it bothers others than they can get stuffed cause its all about me.... RIGHT!!!!!
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! 
Homer rocks!!!! 
that slow guy...
187 posts
Location: Melbourne
187 posts
Location: Melbourne
Posted:
well it's all about us P2...i mean really c'mon.
man...the more i think about moving to a sub tropical island and being self sufficient in a community of hippies the more i bloody well like it. over the last 2 days i've tried to offload some second hand stuff and been insulted both times. woman wanted 3 DVD boxsets and 5 regular movies for about $40. when i said no she scoffed!!! then i took 4 books to a place that is screaming the particular titles and he offered me $15!!! bloody hell. wtf is going on lately? if he'd offered me more i would have bought something from his store and essentially he would have gotten them for bugger all. 
well it's all about us P2...i mean really c'mon.
man...the more i think about moving to a sub tropical island and being self sufficient in a community of hippies the more i bloody well like it. over the last 2 days i've tried to offload some second hand stuff and been insulted both times. woman wanted 3 DVD boxsets and 5 regular movies for about $40. when i said no she scoffed!!! then i took 4 books to a place that is screaming the particular titles and he offered me $15!!! bloody hell. wtf is going on lately? if he'd offered me more i would have bought something from his store and essentially he would have gotten them for bugger all.
that slow guy...
187 posts
Location: Melbourne
187 posts
Location: Melbourne
Posted:
there once was a little guy who was walking up the street 
. he's off to sell some books so he's very very very happy 
he walks into the book store and has a look at a few books he wants to buy after he's sold the ones he's got he turns to the book store guy 
and says "i have 4 books to sell you and they just so happen to be the ones you have asked for in your shop window!!! "
the evil dirty hunched back book store guy who cant help but slobber when he talks, kicks over an old lady and says in a thunderous roar
"WELCOME TO MY BOOKSTORE!! *cough* peasant *cough*"
a little apprehensively the little poor defenceless customer puts the books on the counter
the evil, slobbering, old lady kicking lolly pop stealing book guys says "i will give you $15 for your $115 worth of books that i will only possibly make 400% profit on aaaaaaaaaaand i'll take your soul with it if you dont mind?" 
the little guy, scared and not knowing what to do, begins to bargain with the slightly retarded slobbering lolly pop stealing old lady kicking hunchback >>> <<< (this is him) "please sir...may i have some more?"
"$18 is my final offer!!!"
"please sir...may i have some more?"
"NO....I SHALL NOT BOW TO YOUR DEMANDS!!!"
"thankyou sir..you have been most kind."
the little fellow turns on his heels and fetches supper for his giant mistress with the paltry $18 he has made from the sale of his beloved books. he can only hope that his giant mistress doesnt beat him again when she gets home
THE END
it went something like that anyways....
EDITED_BY: _che_ (1186462898)
there once was a little guy who was walking up the street . he's off to sell some books so he's very very very happy he walks into the book store and has a look at a few books he wants to buy after he's sold the ones he's got he turns to the book store guy and says "i have 4 books to sell you and they just so happen to be the ones you have asked for in your shop window!!! "the evil dirty hunched back book store guy who cant help but slobber when he talks, kicks over an old lady and says in a thunderous roar
"WELCOME TO MY BOOKSTORE!! *cough* peasant *cough*" a little apprehensively the little poor defenceless customer puts the books on the counter
the evil, slobbering, old lady kicking lolly pop stealing book guys says
"i will give you $15 for your $115 worth of books that i will only possibly make 400% profit on aaaaaaaaaaand i'll take your soul with it if you dont mind?" the little guy,
scared and not knowing what to do, begins to bargain with the slightly retarded slobbering lolly pop stealing old lady kicking hunchback >>> <<< (this is him) "please sir...may i have some more?" "$18 is my final offer!!!" "please sir...may i have some more?" "NO....I SHALL NOT BOW TO YOUR DEMANDS!!!" "thankyou sir..you have been most kind." the little fellow turns on his heels and fetches supper for his giant mistress with the paltry $18 he has made from the sale of his beloved books. he can only hope that his giant mistress doesnt beat him again when she gets home
THE END
it went something like that anyways....
EDITED_BY: _che_ (1186462898)
PLATINUM Member
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
do do do cant be bothered reading do do dooooo... hope you enjoyed your ginger beer and bounty man
do do do cant be bothered reading do do dooooo...
hope you enjoyed your ginger beer and bounty man BRONZE Member
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
Posted:
Oh and ta for bringing my washing in for me.
Mind if I curl up by the fire in here?
*lights a fire in the middle of the floor*
Oh and ta for bringing my washing in for me.
Mind if I curl up by the fire in here?
*lights a fire in the middle of the floor*
hug me!
GOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
lol well it was worth reading
lol well it was worth reading
Written by: _che_
he can only hope that his giant mistress doesnt beat him again when she gets home
that slow guy...
187 posts
Location: Melbourne
187 posts
Location: Melbourne
Posted:
i did indeed enjoy my bounty and ginger beer it's probably not worth reading but i worked long and hard on that so you must!!!! took me at least 5 minutes...
not a problem ezz anything else i can do for you?
adya...most of it was fiction except for the part that you've highlighted...she does beat me you know
i did indeed enjoy my bounty and ginger beer
it's probably not worth reading but i worked long and hard on that so you must!!!! took me at least 5 minutes...not a problem ezz
anything else i can do for you?adya...most of it was fiction except for the part that you've highlighted...she does beat me you know
GOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
uhhuh..
uhhuh..
PLATINUM Member
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
YOU CVAN LIVE OFF MY LOVE i still havent stoped laughing at that since then...
YOU CVAN LIVE OFF MY LOVE i still havent stoped laughing at that since then... PLATINUM Member
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
actually that was worth reading
actually that was worth reading
SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Posted:
violence against Ps... australia says no...!!
Written by: _che_
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adya...most of it was fiction except for the part that you've highlighted...she does beat me you know
violence against Ps... australia says no...!! --pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Posted:
Don't feel too awful bad...I've got a whole set of books that I was gonna try to sell at the local second hand bookstore...and they won't even give cash for them...only trade value...
There's 20 books...that were originally $20 each...and they were only gonna give me $1. trade credit on each...I told them 'No freakin' way!!!' They can kiss my shiney heiney!!!
Written by: _che_
well it's all about us P2...i mean really c'mon.
man...the more i think about moving to a sub tropical island and being self sufficient in a community of hippies the more i bloody well like it. over the last 2 days i've tried to offload some second hand stuff and been insulted both times. woman wanted 3 DVD boxsets and 5 regular movies for about $40. when i said no she scoffed!!! then i took 4 books to a place that is screaming the particular titles and he offered me $15!!! bloody hell. wtf is going on lately? if he'd offered me more i would have bought something from his store and essentially he would have gotten them for bugger all.
Don't feel too awful bad...I've got a whole set of books that I was gonna try to sell at the local second hand bookstore...and they won't even give cash for them...only trade value...
There's 20 books...that were originally $20 each...and they were only gonna give me $1. trade credit on each...I told them 'No freakin' way!!!' They can kiss my shiney heiney!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Pooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Posted:
Why is your heiney shiny??? is that like something a doctor could help you with or do you oil it up so as to bake it out in the sun!!!
Why is your heiney shiny??? is that like something a doctor could help you with or do you oil it up so as to bake it out in the sun!!!
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Posted:
No, it's another name for white butt disease...which comes about in the summer time when you've been out in a bikini and have a tan everywhere else...except on your shiney, white butt!!!
No, it's another name for white butt disease...which comes about in the summer time when you've been out in a bikini and have a tan everywhere else...except on your shiney, white butt!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
that slow guy...
187 posts
Location: Melbourne
187 posts
Location: Melbourne
Posted:
yeah P2..that thing you get when you've been out in YOUR bikini during summer....
yeah P2..that thing you get when you've been out in YOUR bikini during summer....
Pooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane
Posted:
Oooo yeah how silly of me. I should have known all about that. You just keep those pics to yourself young man, i only gave them to you so you had something to remember me by!!!
Oooo yeah how silly of me. I should have known all about that. You just keep those pics to yourself young man, i only gave them to you so you had something to remember me by!!!
:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!!
Homer rocks!!!!
Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Posted:
heeheeee...I was wondering how long it would take for a comment like that......ya'll pick up on things pretty well, I must say...
heeheeee...I was wondering how long it would take for a comment like that...
...ya'll pick up on things pretty well, I must say... "Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
PLATINUM Member
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
old festy hand
765 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
thinks to my self: hmm.. i wonder what there talking about in pauls thread...'
hmm... ass...
thinks to my self: hmm.. i wonder what there talking about in pauls thread...'
hmm... ass...
GOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
oh wait.. i get it.. ass..
oh wait.. i get it.. ass..
SILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
ass?
common ground tickets are booked...*check*
ass?
common ground tickets are booked...*check*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
on the floor laughing at that lil story paul!!! hahahahaha you rock!
...and can we have hammocks on the tropic hippy commune island?
ps... might see you soon
on the floor laughing at that lil story paul!!! hahahahaha you rock!
...and can we have hammocks on the tropic hippy commune island?
ps... might see you soon
*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
that slow guy...
187 posts
Location: Melbourne
187 posts
Location: Melbourne
Posted:
oh oh oh..common ground tickets!!! we have to book ours as well. i know elke is going....arent you elke
all these things await you elke....yes... all of them
Paul...about those photos...possibly not a good idea to buy the paper tomorrow my friend. i mean, one minute they're in my hand and the next..whoosh...they are flying through the air and into the "in" tray at the daily telegraph. freak wind. honest...
oh oh oh..common ground tickets!!! we have to book ours as well. i know elke is going....arent you elke
all these things await you elke....yes... all of themPaul...about those photos...possibly not a good idea to buy the paper tomorrow my friend. i mean, one minute they're in my hand and the next..whoosh...they are flying through the air and into the "in" tray at the daily telegraph. freak wind. honest...
Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Posted:
Tropic hippy commune island? Sounds...interesting...
Tropic hippy commune island? Sounds...interesting...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
I totally reckon that Elke and Ant are going to common ground... aye elke?
no PRESSURE or anything....
PRESSURE!!!
I totally reckon that Elke and Ant are going to common ground... aye elke?
no PRESSURE or anything....
PRESSURE!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
3,492 posts
Location: .:*over the rainbow*:.
Posted:
maaaaaaaybe 
maaaaaaaybe *:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*
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