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Flying Water Muppet
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Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.
This is not a joke.
Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)
Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.
He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.
Pm strugz if you find him interesting.
Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.
This is not a joke.
Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)
Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.
He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.
Pm strugz if you find him interesting.
Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Posted:
I can bring one of my dresses tonight and we can re-inact it is you like..?
I can bring one of my dresses tonight and we can re-inact it is you like..?
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Posted:
no mate....... really
Gay and Gayer?
whats that meg - the scottish version of dumb and dumber?
no mate....... really
Gay and Gayer?
whats that meg - the scottish version of dumb and dumber?
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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Flying Water Muppet
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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Posted:
that's like you and dave in dresses.
that's like you and dave in dresses.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Posted:
and dumb and dumber would be you and rob in boiler suits?
and dumb and dumber would be you and rob in boiler suits?
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
I feel a routine coming on in a year to two...
Written by: mcp
that's like you and dave in dresses.
Written by: Strugz
Gay and Gayer?
I feel a routine coming on in a year to two...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Posted:
yeah, you do realise we 'act' those parts right. Whereas you are just gay.
Written by: strugz
and dumb and dumber would be you and rob in boiler suits?
yeah, you do realise we 'act' those parts right. Whereas you are just gay.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Posted:
....oh please do, and take a camera!!
Written by: MisStix
I can bring one of my dresses tonight and we can re-inact it is you like..?
....oh please do, and take a camera!!
Are you a robot...or an alien?
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Brilliant...
Written by: strugz
and dumb and dumber would be you and rob in boiler suits?
Brilliant...
Getting to the other side 
*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Posted:
Twas the morning after...and all was quiet. The only sound was that of a Strugz sniffling into his macdonalds brekkie, John the boss towering over him with a puzzled, yet slightly amused look on his face. "But, they made me do it...I told them to stop, but they wouldn't listen...", Strugz cried...remnants of scarlet lipstick smudged across his face as he rubbed the running snot from his nose, then onto Stix purple lace tutu that clung to his manly waist!!
Twas the morning after...and all was quiet. The only sound was that of a Strugz sniffling into his macdonalds brekkie, John the boss towering over him with a puzzled, yet slightly amused look on his face. "But, they made me do it...I told them to stop, but they wouldn't listen...", Strugz cried...remnants of scarlet lipstick smudged across his face as he rubbed the running snot from his nose, then onto Stix purple lace tutu that clung to his manly waist!!
Are you a robot...or an alien?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
his wimped out last night,
he didnt show, loser
his wimped out last night,
he didnt show, loser
Step (el-nombrie)
*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Posted:
Awwww...the dress thing must have scared him!!
Altho, to be fair...he does have Man flu!! 
Awwww...the dress thing must have scared him!!
Altho, to be fair...he does have Man flu!!
Are you a robot...or an alien?
Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Posted:
man flu.. pah!
wimp..
man flu.. pah!
wimp..
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Posted:
MisStix...are you Nikki? Or am I thinking of someone else?
MisStix...are you Nikki? Or am I thinking of someone else?
Are you a robot...or an alien?
Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Posted:
hello Jen yes it's me.. took me a while to figure out it was you but the penny dropped the other day..
how the devil are you me good lady?
hello Jen
yes it's me.. took me a while to figure out it was you but the penny dropped the other day.. how the devil are you me good lady?
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
is strugz STILL single *sigh* he's not trying hard enough
is strugz STILL single *sigh* he's not trying hard enough
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
no he has found a woman, they seem to be very hot on each other.
shes a very nice women, she has gfove daughters, but they are all as nice as each other, and very godo girls
her name is Pammy h'and, and like i said she s very nice
no he has found a woman, they seem to be very hot on each other.
shes a very nice women, she has gfove daughters, but they are all as nice as each other, and very godo girls
her name is Pammy h'and, and like i said she s very nice
Step (el-nombrie)
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Momma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
Pamela Handerson?
Pamela Handerson?
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
yep you know her to jo?
yep you know her to jo?
Step (el-nombrie)
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
harsh...
but amusing
harsh...
but amusing
Getting to the other side
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
yeah i know Pamela Handerson Strugz's girlfriend? yeah?
yeah i know Pamela Handerson
Strugz's girlfriend? yeah? Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
i know her to
very well infact, shes a bloomin amazing woman
i know her to
very well infact, shes a bloomin amazing woman
Step (el-nombrie)
Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Posted:
sounds like a bit of a slapper to me tho..
seems to get around a bit.. :o\
sounds like a bit of a slapper to me tho..
seems to get around a bit.. :o\
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
she is, to be honest, she also swings both ways
(again remeber kids, this si a family forum)
she is, to be honest, she also swings both ways
(again remeber kids, this si a family forum)
Step (el-nombrie)
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Ahhh, I know this Lady (yes! Lady!) well, but she and her clan are called 'Madame Palm and her 5 Nimble Daughters'
Ahhh, I know this Lady (yes! Lady!) well, but she and her clan are called 'Madame Palm and her 5 Nimble Daughters'
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
no no no dave, i knwo her two they are two different groups....
no no no dave, i knwo her two they are two different groups....
Step (el-nombrie)
GOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Hmmm, they should confir and agree on different names. Like 'Wild Parmela' or 'Love Tree Coconut Shakers'
Hmmm, they should confir and agree on different names. Like 'Wild Parmela' or 'Love Tree Coconut Shakers'
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Posted:
*backs away from this thread*
my mind feels violated with all the inuendo..
*backs away from this thread*
my mind feels violated with all the inuendo..
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Posted:
Pamela Handerson? You lot crack me up...
Think Strugz must be off work ill...has anyone seen him on here today? Hmmm...must be a really bad case of man flu!! Bless him
Ahhhh...thought that was you!!!
I'm getting there my dear, bin a bit up and down of late but all will work itself out in the end!!
I remember meeting you at southampton common, one of the first ever spins me thinks? I think we spoke in the pub...ahhhh...joyful memories!
Hows you me flower?
Pamela Handerson? You lot crack me up...
Think Strugz must be off work ill...has anyone seen him on here today? Hmmm...must be a really bad case of man flu!! Bless him
Written by: NikiStix
hello Jen
how the devil are you me good lady?
Ahhhh...thought that was you!!!
I'm getting there my dear, bin a bit up and down of late but all will work itself out in the end!!
I remember meeting you at southampton common, one of the first ever spins me thinks? I think we spoke in the pub...ahhhh...joyful memories!
Hows you me flower?
Are you a robot...or an alien?
Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Posted:
ups and downs - like you say.. but I guess that is just life innit? Keep saying to my self that it's going to be a great summer!
yeah.. that was a good day wan't it? you coming to the one in May? shoudl be a giggle.. specially if I'm not driving.. means I can get drunkie pops and fall over!
ups and downs - like you say.. but I guess that is just life innit? Keep saying to my self that it's going to be a great summer!
yeah.. that was a good day wan't it? you coming to the one in May? shoudl be a giggle.. specially if I'm not driving.. means I can get drunkie pops and fall over!
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Posted:
Yeah me too, staying positive recently has been a tad tough...but yeah, it gonna be a GREAT SUMMER!!
I didn't know there was one...Oooooo....exciting!! Is that at the common too? My mate and I will be coming to that then...and if you're gonna drink, then I may just have to do the same.
Yeah me too, staying positive recently has been a tad tough...but yeah, it gonna be a GREAT SUMMER!!
I didn't know there was one...Oooooo....exciting!! Is that at the common too? My mate and I will be coming to that then...and if you're gonna drink, then I may just have to do the same.
Are you a robot...or an alien?
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