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Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.
This is not a joke.
Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)
Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.
He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.
Pm strugz if you find him interesting.
Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.
This is not a joke.
Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)
Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.
He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.
Pm strugz if you find him interesting.
Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.
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Because I might actually prefer the fence...
Written by: _Clare_
why not sit on the fence, and be bi?!
Because I might actually prefer the fence...
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surely you prefer the fence poles? Not the fence itself...
surely you prefer the fence poles? Not the fence itself...
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Nah I was thinking of the white picket fence...
Mmmm... splinters...
Nah I was thinking of the white picket fence...
Mmmm... splinters...
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Posted:
you've watched but I'm a cheerleader one too many times.
you've watched but I'm a cheerleader one too many times.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
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I was thinking more 'Ginger Snaps'...
I was thinking more 'Ginger Snaps'...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Posted:
dave on a picket fence....not an image one gets everyday!
dave on a picket fence....not an image one gets everyday!
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Posted:
Small Hot Jo is, well small, hot and called Jo.
We should definately match them up - where's her profile? You up for a blind date Strugz?
And I'm not surprised she got you thinking Dave, it's what she does best.
Small Hot Jo is, well small, hot and called Jo.
We should definately match them up - where's her profile? You up for a blind date Strugz?
And I'm not surprised she got you thinking Dave, it's what she does best.
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I cant believe I have just read through 24 pages of this!!
Jeez Mark! I always thought you were hot! If you'd asked me out before I started galavanting around the world, I'd definately have said yes!! You just need to ask girls out dude!
Happy Valentine's Day you big gay!
I cant believe I have just read through 24 pages of this!!
Jeez Mark! I always thought you were hot! If you'd asked me out before I started galavanting around the world, I'd definately have said yes!! You just need to ask girls out dude!
Happy Valentine's Day you big gay!
there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap
if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile
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24 pages of hilarity
so ive just got to ask girls out......... its that easy eh.....
well maybe i dont want to and mcp got it all wrong
then again........
Back at ya Loz, hope galavanting is turning out much more than you hoped for
So.... anyhow - burnt toast party this weekend..... and ive got a date!! really tall slightly bolding, loves "play"ing, has a gay as you like accent, and the real off putting thing is her name is Dunc
and shes already said she wants to sleep at mine
24 pages of hilarity
so ive just got to ask girls out......... its that easy eh.....
well maybe i dont want to and mcp got it all wrong
then again........
Back at ya Loz, hope galavanting is turning out much more than you hoped for
So.... anyhow - burnt toast party this weekend..... and ive got a date!! really tall slightly bolding, loves "play"ing, has a gay as you like accent, and the real off putting thing is her name is Dunc
and shes already said she wants to sleep at mine
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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Dunc, eh? Make sure you use condoms, I hear she's quite fertile
Dunc, eh? Make sure you use condoms, I hear she's quite fertile
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Funny thing is, I don't think Strugz is joking...
Funny thing is, I don't think Strugz is joking...
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im not - Dunc felt sorry for me and said he'd, shite i mean she'd come and stay....... (it has nothing to do with the planning of play this year at all)
Unlike you piss taking arses he actually cares
im not - Dunc felt sorry for me and said he'd, shite i mean she'd come and stay.......
(it has nothing to do with the planning of play this year at all) Unlike you piss taking arses he actually cares
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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I'm sure he does. Enough to give you a cuddle, stroke your hair, hold you and tell you everything will be alright and none of us will hurt you ever a again...
<< imagine it...
I'm sure he does. Enough to give you a cuddle, stroke your hair, hold you and tell you everything will be alright and none of us will hurt you ever a again...
<< imagine it... "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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well - he is a dad after all........ and ive always wanted one of those ....that would be cool.......
I imagine it all the time Neon
well - he is a dad after all........ and ive always wanted one of those
....that would be cool....... I imagine it all the time Neon
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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Awww... I can imagine him being quite hairy (under the shirt)
Daddy Bear!
And if you're naughty...
Awww... I can imagine him being quite hairy (under the shirt)
Daddy Bear!
And if you're naughty...
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Written by: strugz
well - he is a dad after all........ and ive always wanted one of those
I imagine it all the time Neon
Getting to the other side 
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And Dunc's other half is cool with her sleeping out at guy's houses?
And Dunc's other half is cool with her sleeping out at guy's houses?
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No, Dunc's only allowed women. George won't let him do bum bums.
No, Dunc's only allowed women. George won't let him do bum bums.
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I have never heard it described so... interestingly... before
I have never heard it described so... interestingly... before
Getting to the other side
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Actually I started reading this thread the other day because it made me realise how unbelievably interesting my life is compared to yours. Plus its always good to have somebody *cough*...i mean something to laugh at in laugh.
Remember, theres always somebody worse of than yourself. well....in most cases anyway!
Seeing how long you can last? Nah, patience is sooooooo not the same thing as slackness!
*yawns.....skins up.....goes back to hammock....*
Written by: strugz
well maus your in cambodia and your bored enough to be reading this!! remind me to go tavelling with you eh
anyhow - im just seeing how long i can last
Actually I started reading this thread the other day because it made me realise how unbelievably interesting my life is compared to yours. Plus its always good to have somebody *cough*...i mean something to laugh at in laugh.Remember, theres always somebody worse of than yourself. well....in most cases anyway!
Seeing how long you can last? Nah, patience is sooooooo not the same thing as slackness!
*yawns.....skins up.....goes back to hammock....*
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Your life is more interesting
she says sat on a hammock doing sweet FA........
i wouldnt quite call that more intersting..... more relaxed, in a better location..... maybe - but life here is certanly interesting
So - ive been asked to do a blind date....... what do you lot think, should i do it?
Your life is more interesting
she says sat on a hammock doing sweet FA........
i wouldnt quite call that more intersting..... more relaxed, in a better location..... maybe - but life here is certanly interesting
So - ive been asked to do a blind date....... what do you lot think, should i do it?
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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yea dude - whats the worst that could happen? it turns out to be Dave in disguise and you dont notice untill its just that little bit too late?
yea dude - whats the worst that could happen? it turns out to be Dave in disguise and you dont notice untill its just that little bit too late?
"Don't do it naked!"
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is that the worst....
go on dude peer pressure and all that, *prods strugz* we need some entertainment
is that the worst....go on dude peer pressure and all that, *prods strugz* we need some entertainment
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Believe me Sandy he won't see me coming...
Not with his back to me...
(You'd better watch out too...
)
Believe me Sandy he won't see me coming...
Not with his back to me...
(You'd better watch out too...
) "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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your damn right i wont see you coming
ever.........
unless i accidently watch some of your home made porn whilst looking for an episode of southpark in your video collection
your damn right i wont see you coming
ever.........
unless i accidently watch some of your home made porn whilst looking for an episode of southpark in your video collection
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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It that happens you'll be joining an elite group of my straight male friends...
(No I'm NOT kidding! They were fooling around with my video camera then wished they hadn't One did carry on watching... 
)
It that happens you'll be joining an elite group of my straight male friends...
(No I'm NOT kidding! They were fooling around with my video camera then wished they hadn't
One did carry on watching... ) "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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cupboard or something springs to mind
cupboard or something springs to mind A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Meet you in 5...
(Shouldn't take a minute...)
Meet you in 5...
(Shouldn't take a minute...
) "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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So the burtn toast party was uber sweet
Despite durbs constantly trying to hook me up with blokes all evening im pleased to say i got more interest from my staffs
among other things
Was a wicked night tho - i got to see lots of friends from all over bundled onto one house, what more could you want for a sweet weekend
So the burtn toast party was uber sweet
Despite durbs constantly trying to hook me up with blokes all evening im pleased to say i got more interest from my staffs
among other things
Was a wicked night tho - i got to see lots of friends from all over bundled onto one house, what more could you want for a sweet weekend
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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From what you said in the Burnt Toast thread you enjoyed being poked, prodded and man-handled by Yakumo... (Who wouldn't?)
From what you said in the Burnt Toast thread you enjoyed being poked, prodded and man-handled by Yakumo... (Who wouldn't?)
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