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VampyricAcidSILVER Member
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ernest Hemingway was once prodded to compose a complete story in six words. His answer, personally felt to be his best prose ever, was "For sale: baby shoes, never used." Some people say it was to settle a bar bet. Others say it was a personal challenge directed at other famous authors.

Now im not sure which it is, and i stole that first bit from another website i stumbled across, but i thought it would be interesting to see what you creative types came up with

"She Never Arrived, He Left Alone"
"His Heart Stopped, And Never Returned"
"The Last Leaf Fell, Winter Arrived"
"Burnt and Exhausted, Holiday Was Over"


now you try, its fun!!!

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poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
the fire burnt the man badly

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alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
i once farted, it smelled nasty ubblol

poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
Ravehead likes farting on many threads

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faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
he was jailed, life moved on

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
Parachute for sale. Cheap. Small stain.

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
astronaught suit sale, small brown stain ubblol

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
He went to desert, lost camel.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
back from space, pregnant with unknown.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
He Loved, He Lost, He Taxidermied...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
Dawn finally broke. The policeman smiled.

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Born, Died, Resurrected, Well hung Worldwide...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
Faulty microchip: Android Safety Systems Off

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


Hirsty87BRONZE Member
newbie
8 posts
Location: manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
His name forgotten, his legend remembered

poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
They all lived happily ever after

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alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
ha then asked, did she swallow? ubblol

faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
blood for oil. seen gas prices?

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
scuffed backpack, at home nowhere, everywhere

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
do {
kill human!!!!;
} while (human = alive);

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


DavidJNolanPrecision instrument of speed and aromatics
240 posts
Location: Vienna


Posted:
The child stroked the lion's mane

Not a spinner!


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
(this ones not totally original, but i like it:)

black lesbians with aids ban english

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


DavidJNolanPrecision instrument of speed and aromatics
240 posts
Location: Vienna


Posted:
Join the army, see the --

Not a spinner!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Bored with posting, did it again!

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.



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