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Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
This is a new start from me (bubbles), pete (flashpoint who is currently playing with a jewled dild*) and cantus who is playing with my straighteners. i feel abused.

anyways, these txt wars, an idea we created whuile drunk, all good for my bday, (pete leavd my nipples alone) anyways the txt wars idea was created after cantus deciede to tx hoppers, abusing my reputation, so i, as a mature adult, decided to txt back! and let those he txt know, that i am an inocent, and that cantus is the evil one!


let it start now, hopefully with you minions, not with then influence of alcohol, because it is bad, but you may,. from now on, with the unofficial power of hop, abuse (in a nice way) your fellow hoppers, and have a good time. hug rolleyes

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Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


Bubbles_SILVER Member
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3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
apparently me and cantus are getting married........WHATEVER wink

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=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I'd like to point out at this juncture, that I am very drunk, and so is everyone else, and any texts that you may have recieved over the past hour are the result of drunk people who don't know better.

Saying that, i'm a penguin.

hug

Cantus says Hi...

ps Jenna says sorry in about five hours time... smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I have never met any of the people involved. And have never been on home of poi.


Ooh a stale sandwich....

Meh


Bugishave fur, will huggle
231 posts
Location: table in front of the pc.


Posted:
Uncle Pete smells of prostitutes....

I have my sidekick now. I think I call him Sidekick!!

"Lets get Jinky with it!"


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*feels unloved cos she hasnt received any messages*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
No i dont you naughty monkey. Go to your room...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


BirdGOLD Member
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
Does this explain why I got a text informing me that I lost? confused

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


mausBRONZE Member
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4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
Oh yeah...forgot about that...so did I! Silly drunkards!
rolleyes I dunno...the youth of today....

*tuts*

Bubbles_SILVER Member
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Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: =Flashpoint=




ps Jenna says sorry in about five hours time... smile



sorry frown


cantus? youth?

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Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


mausBRONZE Member
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4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
Yup. 5.16am for me! ubblol

numptys! :rollseyes! ubblol

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
worse than mine I got one at 05.22. ubblol ahh

I then hoped said jen had passed out and decided to text her back at about 0800 this morning.

yay I'm loved biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Good thing then that none of you have my Aussie number right now
biggrin

(sits and waits) wink

Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
im feeling wicked! but cantus is sick ubblol he is excited for the fact its a new experience!

i feel bad now frown sorry guys! ubbangel

but it is a fun game wink

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
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3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
has to win a prize for one of the most drunken posts ever on hop, but i dont know if its exactly PG, a jeweled WHAT?

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
ahhh - that explains why Catnuts informed someone I'd never heard of thought I was a wh@re at 4.48 in the morning ubblol

Yay for drunk people with phones ubblol

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


FoxInDocsSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
*falls on the floor laughing*

ahh you guys must be so bored.

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


BirdGOLD Member
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
*wonders which one of them has my number*

confused

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Does this mean that if I were to swap my spanish Sim card for my english one, I'd have messages on there? wink

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


becciPancake Maker
151 posts
Location: south wales


Posted:
well that would explain why i woke up to a text from cantus saying- jenna says you're a wh0re....really put me in a great mood for the day.
I then also got the one about cantus liking sheep.

thought it was only me and Pink who get really drunk and text random things to hoppers. umm

polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
Bloody hell I'm glad this one passed me by ubblol

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I wasn't playing with it in the usual sense. I was waving it in the air like a lightsaber(tm) and grinning...

Sorry guys! smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
How strange... All i can say is i was quite, quite drunk...But then i was still drinking at 8am. It was a deeply odd night all round.





I don't recall any sheep. I don't recall the whore text either. But it would go a long way to explaining the 2 death threats i've had today...

Meh


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Luckily it takes an earthquake followed by a flood to wake me up, I awoke to about 12 texts from my phone, Cantus I take it you've given up your drinking ban wink

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Yeah, my first thought was "but i didnt thik cantus drank" ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr ChutneySILVER Member
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1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK


Posted:
I was also told I am a whore by Catnuts on Jens behalf at 5.50 am.

I am not.

Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
ubblol glad you guys are getting up to mischief

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: PyroWill

Cantus I take it you've given up your drinking ban wink

It was the 4th time i've had a drink this year. And it reminded me wholeheartedly why i stopped wink



As I said to Pete at some point during the aftermath, I really don't remember/can't figure out what the appeal of drinking copious amounts of ale is. Yet I'm sure it was fairly fun when i was an alcomoholic (well not at the end. That was just scary. But the 2 years before that...)







 Written by: Mr_Chutney



I was also told I am a whore by Catnuts on Jens behalf at 5.50 am.

I am not.



Well I believe that Bubbles' original statement was that all HoPpers are whores.... Ergo you all are, so stop arguing.

Although it has to be taken in context. And that context was lost somewhere in a flurry of drunken giggles and textual electrons somewhere between Bolton and the rest of the world.



I'm still unsure as to what was really going on. All I really know for sure is that it started due to a guy downstairs on the sofa looking absolutely nothing like Strugz and Jenna wanting to know if he was naked or not. So she decided we should text Strugz to ask him....After that it's a little hazy.

Meh


Bubbles_SILVER Member
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3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
eh?

thats not how i remember it!


still feel mean though but it caused many giggles.

and i did not say all hoppers are whores! i love hoppers! frown

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
If it makes anyone feel better...I love whores.. ubbangel

Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol just a lil

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


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