Forums > Introductions > Does anyone know where the fairies are?
Login/Join to ParticipateNiraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?
Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....
Peace and chocolate,
Chelle
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
OK guys, here's a little update!!
Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)
Location: highlands, scotland
Hometown: Nairn
DOB: 12 Dec 1981
Age: 24
Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......
Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy
Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?
Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........
Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....
Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.
Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.
Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!
Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.
Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.
Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......
woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
eeey! im coming up! thursday and furrryyday possibly weekend too.......
rosscos working go north so can maybe get to see some lovely bands now....wanna come out and play/drink/eat greens?
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn 
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Ummmmm....yes.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
laureabubbles
i like the sound of those - i don't know what a laura is like but if they go with Bubbleses they're Ok in my book Can i put my name down for one of the kippies now please?
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Laura is lovely. She's my friend from waaaaaay up here. In fact, she's from even further north.
Her and Jenna would be absolutely hilarious together I think. Ooh, lady, as frantically vetoed (
) there's a photo of a fraggle in a suit in my gallery... 
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
heylo i guess i havent been awake .... hibernation is nice until u wake up to summer then its just damn well better!! whos making play this year? x
Actually back on HoP guys ...
Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Hey lady!
Summer looks much the same as winter up here....only slightly warmer. 
I need to go live somewhere that the sun shines I think. This global warming malarky is a waste of petrol money if you ask me. Just keeps getting wetter. Unfortunately I won't be able to make Play, my folks are going on holiday and they need a dog sitter. Which (as usual) would be me.
Ah well. "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
No Chelly to Play with? No fairSuit pic is just, well, just is
He looks like a man or something 
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Like a wildebeest perchance? It's the look i was aiming for when was posing for the photo.
Meh
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Congratulations, you succeeded
I'm glad you don't turn up to meets like that - we'd think we were being raided by Commuuuuuuni'y wor'ers, come to rehabilitate the terminally hippy
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Oh I dunno - I reckon I could get quite used to it...
At least he doesn't look like he's got rickets in that one.
(
) "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Boing Boing Boing...... Boing Boing Boing...... Twitches nose like a rabbit...... Boing Boin Boing......
There that's random
To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting 
about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Written by: chellybean
At least he doesn't look like he's got rickets in that one.
(
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Hey honey, here's a photo of that elk I was telling you about the other day.
Non-Https Image Link
I think I can say without fear of reproach that the cake is predominantly ruined...
I'll bake you another one later, but I'm not leaving this one in elk-infested woodland. I can't take the trauma...
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Silly elk. Does he not know cakes are for eating?
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Soppy sods
, huge , and bear To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Is Sunbird going to keep saying obtuse things til one of us answers him do you think? I'm fairly sure he's not actually addressing us though. It seems to be a form of Tourettes where he sits in the corner and utters random mutterances...
Perhaps he'd like a biscuit *pats Sunbird and offers him a plate of cakes and pastries*
He's not wearing a collar, do you think he's feral?
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
*pets the bunny-bird*
I don't think so. He seems friendly. And he likes hugs.
*squishy s for the chicken*Written by: Wild Child
He looks like a man or something
I've just paid proper attention to that.......he's a manly fraggle don't ya know? Or so he'd have us believe... (
) "Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Would he? Are you confusing me with someone else? I've never purported to be anything of the sort...
*baffled*
Meh
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
You told me yourself that you was a manly fraggle. *nods* Yes sir, you did. In fact, those was your exact words.
I'm not sure when though. I think it was in your garden. The conversation possibly came around cause I can't lift heavy things. And I's a girly...
Bugis says "Arrrr me hearties!" (followed by some swashing of a handy buckle) and he sends a big
to everyone. He'd come on to tell you himself, but he seems to have forgotten his password in all the excitement of us finally getting some reproducible results in the lab. (WOOOOOOOO!!!!! *much 
ing and teeny monkey dancing around*)He's been talking like a pirate since I tooked him to see Pirates of the Carribbean 3. Now he wants an upside-down boat...
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
I don't have any wierd "EXPLETIVE" form of "EXPLETIVE" touretts lol. I'm just smiling that two of my mates are this happy
You being happy makes me happy..... But I will have the biscuits and cake! To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: chellybean
He'd come on to tell you himself, but he seems to have forgotten his password in all the excitement
That's unfortunate as he changed it a while ago and I have no idea what it is... Maybe you should calm him down and he'll be able to remember?
In other news (and as a result of much thought on the subject) after the success of the Laura/Bubbles breeding program I think the next splicing should be Messrs Sunbird and Brainstorma, the resultant offspring of which would, I think, be either a Sunstorma (which sounds quite cool I reckon) or Brainbird (sounds rather like a baddy from Earthworm Jim
)I'm also toying with the idea of breeding from Flynt and Tink to make a race of Flyntlepants
Meh
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
ROFLMAO! Ok Cantybean
To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
We don't have almost exact personalities (or, in the case of Laurabubbles, the ability to cause mirth and merriment simply by being) like the other splices though. That's the key you see, you and Brainstorma were separated at birth. I thought it was you and Spiral when I first met you but it's not... Further study has pointed out that it is in fact you and Brainstorma
Although you do have to reconcile the fact that you pseudo-shared a zygote with someone who went on to shamelessly (nay proudly) bare the Christian 
name "Blair" (not a surname like rational peoples or some progenitors of prime ministers...)Chelly and I are quite different so it doesn't work as a gene-splicing program. Otherwise I'd've bred you and Tink together... And I'm sure you'll agree that Birdpants just sounds wrong
Anyway, Chelletus sounds far more appropriate
Meh
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
dude, You lost me after Laurabubbles
We are collectively Tinklebird Sunpants and with Mynci and LMSP we are the HoP underwear drawer quartet To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
*sighs*
You and Brainstorma have almost the exact same personality (although it is to be hoped that you don't have quite as much pron (sic) on your laptop
) So you and he are prime candidates for interbreeding. Tink is very similar to Flynt is nature, temperament and giving spirit. Ergo they would be good to gene-splice/breed from.
Chelly and I are not overly similar.
You and Tink are not the same!
Mynci and Marie definitely aren't even slightly close to having the same personality.
Are you getting any of this or will I have to fetch the intelligence-imbuing-cudgel?
Meh
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
The one with sagacity nails in it?
How is everyone! And Cantus, it's spelled pr0n. Honestly.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
old hand
722 posts
Location: United Kingdom
..... Machines......nails...... gene splicing..... uh oh, you know I'm an alien and you want to cut me open! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
To you who has been accessing my online accounts, changing my login details, locations and posting about me, realise, you are not worth revenge, you are not worth my attention, you are nothing, and that is all you ever will be.
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Written by: Sunbird
dude, You lost me after Laurabubbles
you're booked for the reception 'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)
Oooh - thanking you!
My brain is fried. It hurts to think.
"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly
"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus
---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--
Similar Topics
Using the keywords [know fairie *] we found the following existing topics.
- Forums > NewZealanders... [1 reply]
Show more..
© 1998 - 2025 Home of Poi
All prices converted to United States dollars using XE.com