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ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I've been looking for them for a while here, but I think the heat may have them in hiding. Any help on sightings?



Anyway, hi, I'm brand new to this whole thing, and struggling to find my way around. Can you tell? This could possibly be the BEST website in the whole of cyberspace though.....



Peace and chocolate,

Chelle

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



OK guys, here's a little update!!

Name: Chelle (AKA chelly, chellybean, smelly, oi! or anything else that comes to mind....)



Location: highlands, scotland



Hometown: Nairn



DOB: 12 Dec 1981



Age: 24



Sex: Huh, huh, huh, you said sex.......



Occupation(s): daydreaming fairy



Favorite Food(s): ooo, does peanut butter count?



Favorite Color(s): purple, red and blue - oh yes, and I like green and yellow and orange and pink........



Toys: poi (duh), guitar, bucket and spades....



Hobbies other than the obvious: Music. Any form, any time. Festivals, paddling, climbing trees (if I don't fall - and even sometimes when I do..), dancing, making jewellery, travelling. My guitar and cameras are fun too.



Education: Was OK thanks. Did quite well.



Favorite Book(s): Catch 22. Also all Oor Wullie annuals!!!



Favorite Movie(s): Leaning towards A Night At The Roxbury at the moment. And of course, Amelie.



Favorite TV show(s): South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Prison Break, Big Love, CSI, anything on National Geographic..



Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) I'm not going to grow up. But maybe complimentary therapies.



Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Oh lord, this wouldn't fit into a novel. I love music. Period.



Favorite ice cream flavor(s): Why do I have to make such tough decisions? Um, either cherry or pistachio.



Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella? (please choose one...this is important as it is essentially this site's equivalent of stating your religion...we have religious wars, crusades, cathedrals to Nutella, all that.) What does vegemite taste like? I've never tried it. Likewise with marmite. I like nutella though, it's well tasty.......



woo hoo!!!!! Now you know all about me - it's your turn!!

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
As in Euripides trousers you pay for dese trousers?



The point of the program is that you can crack into Window's, so called, uncrackable Vista operating system with a small amount of brute force and a great deal of patience (and your children's patience... and their children... etc) - essentially though, if i have to explain the joke then it's probably not funny...

wink



I'd have posted it in my intro but no one seems to read that any more. Least ways no one cares enough to find it/post in it. So I didn't bother.



You're good at naming owls. Maybe we can start an owl naming firm. I'm sure customers will be rolling in in no time smile

ubblove hug

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: a silly fraggle


As in Euripides trousers you pay for dese trousers?




ubblol Exactly like that, yes. His name is Euripides Arthur. When I told him, he puffed his chest out all proud-like, so I think he's happy with it.

I'm still not sure which of the owl names to choose though. Any thoughts? Astraia sounds prettier, but Nascha is slightly more fitting.....confused

ubblove hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
How about Astraia Nascha Owlface McNaughty? wink Has an interesting ring to it. And her cousin Mr Owlface will be happy with the namesake I think biggrin

hug hug2 hug

Pengiwan told me to tell you that he really likes Jumanji. And you should definitely watch it with us next time

ubblove ubbrollsmile

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Astraia Nascha Owlface it is. A long name for a little owl....ubblol And the McNaughty is solely yours my sweet. wink

Jumanji sounds exciting. He wasn't too upset by the lack of penguins then? He really enjoyed watching The Incredibles with us too. And he was telling me only last week that he and Bugis want to see Happy Feet. They both looked really excited about that. ubbrollsmile
hug ubblove

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I thought with Charlene McNaughty being her mother.... then she'd have the same surname. Evidently I was wrong. Honestly these modern girls rolleyes



Do you think Bugis will think he's a penguin if we lets him see that? He's trouble enough being a race car, screaming round every place and demanding pitstops. So i shudder to think of him diving under ice flows and catching oily fish in his beak...



In other news, can we have one of these:


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and can I call him Sprocket?



Please? I'll let you walk him every day ubbangel ubblove

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol Is he still pretending to be a racecar? He's good at it. I reckon pengiwan's been teaching him all about being a penguin anyways. And if they swaps feets....eek
Would they be penkeys or monguins?

biggrin We can have a Sprocket if you want honey. And I'll feed him and walk him and play with him. But you have to brush him. And hoover up afterwards. Our samoyed was a nightmare for hair everywhere - and hers was shorter than that!

hug ubblove hug2

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol There were some "monguins" outside Tescos last night. One rode his bike out in front of Adam who, in turn, nearly knocked him off it with his car....

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ok this is kinda fun: easter eggs biggrin

hug ubblove

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol Facehuggers...

Adam should have hit the monguins. That'd learn 'em. wink
One of those types was kicking empty cans at Harry when I took him out last night. Mean peoples. frown

hug ubblove

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Might have been the same ones. I hear they have quick-tunnels... like surly gummi bears smile

In other news, I miss you. When are you coming back?

hug ubblove hug

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Not as soon as you're coming here I think. bounce2

Harry's looking forward to it. He's missed pengiwan. Or rather, he's missed carrying him round the house, slevvering all over/chewing him. And growling/making funny noises at you....ubblol
hug ubblove ubbangel

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Aww I miss harry too. I haven't been mauled or snarled at for ages (except by Adam - I'm thinking of having him neutered. Although he's lost his lighter now so he's slightly less pesky)

I hasn't booked my tickets yet honey. Di we figure out a return date yet?

hug hug2 hug

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I thought you might like this painting:

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hug ubblove

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I still hasn't found the cheshire alphabet thingummy I was telling you about. But my net scouring did reveal this:



 Written by: Some journalist

Tongue-twisting Cheshire dialect

Is yer yed all of a missock, or are yer a lommeryed?



Old Cheshire dialect is nothing short of fascinating and to the uninitiated it must be as decipherable as Chinese, or Double Dutch ! Here are just a few examples of words and phrases which me might still hear amongst Cheshire diehards:



For instance, how about “Heef a pond o’summat as blurted o’er a greet” ? This means, simply, half-a-pound (or whatever that is in metric!) of fresh meat. And then there is ”bullyed” for tadpole, “cur” for a sharp watchdog, “essole hooning” for sitting by the fireside, “batters” for the railway embankments, etc etc.



A favourite is some parts is “lommeryed” which refers to someone who looks a wee bit simple, or “borsun”, for someone with a full, fat face.



Or when you’re confused or being pressured, the response is either “mithered”, or “me yed’s all of a missock”.



There’s the story of the old Cheshire woman who, years ago, was being pushed into having electricity installed in her cottage, like the rest of the village. She preferred the old oil table-lamp and steadfastly refused to budge, until one day a religious gentleman called, about the “New Light”.



The old woman thought he was something to do with electricity and when he asked her to consider the “New Light”, she quickly put him in his place: “Hee mon, how dun yer expect an owd wooman fer lommer up ter ceiling every neet fer put th’damned thing ite?”



An dun yer know thee've fund a wale in Winsfert Flashes?

Ah, a bicoicle wale!!!





Which is kinda fun smile

hug

Meh


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Oooh...I think I have a book on that!!!

Is really interesting to try to figure out!!! I'll see if I can find it amongst my library of, like...500 books!!!

*flops in middle of floor and looks around at all the books*

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
You have a book on the dialect spoken in my county? How very random....

*waits

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Ah yes, but fs is the keeper of knowledge, I do believe. And has a library. bounce

ubblove Ooh, I does like that picture honey, thanking you! It's in very pretty colours too...hug hug2

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
heyo! i have access to this were i spend my day again =] how have you all been? x

Actually back on HoP guys ...

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Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I have been good thank you Miss Sarmy smile Quite missing my geographically-challenged Chelly but otherwise good. How is you?



hug

Meh


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
I have books on some of the most random stuff that you could imagine...Never any lack for something to shake your head over!!!

Is really kind of funny...cuz most of the books are on different religious traditions...and my son's grandma is very much Southern Baptist...

She came over one day and I noticed that the book titles that seemed to really jump out and say 'howdy'...were the one's such as...'Salem Witchcraft'...'Demonology'...'The Black Arts'...and the 'Necronomicon'...

Oh, joy...!!!

The others that I truly love...like the philosophy books...'The I Ching'...'Thus Spake Zarathustra'...and psychology...well...they just all seemed to blend in...

Put all that together with my altar with my athame and all the herbs and crystals...and my sword...and I think this woman thinks I'm about ready to sacrifice children, or something!!!

I'm a Shamanka/Elementalist...nothing even slighty bad about me...'cept that I'm a bit lazy...but I do believe that I scared her!!!

Oh, well...such is life!!! shrug biggrin

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol hug

Hey DA, I'm good. Been working hard at not working - if such a thing is at all possible. Hope you've been keeping well! hug

And Mr Fraggle, I think you'll find we're both geographically-challenged.... hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes indeed.



But I don't miss me. So I don't see me being here as a problem - aside from the not being with aspect. That's crappy.



But you get my point I'm sure hug ubblove

Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Well, someone has to, I suppose. As long as you promise it's not too sharp. hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
rolleyes *Idly wonders if this would be time to make his fourth ever crude comment...decides against it*



In other news, Adam wants me to make him one of these:
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I can't help thinking he has an overinflated idea of my abilities. But I'm not going to argue with him.... And will see it as an interesting project. Although nailing him down long enough to actually make it may prove something of an issue....



I doubt I can get away with charging anywhere as much as the company that made the original one though.... especially as he's sourcing the project to me to avoid paying their fees...



smile hug ubblove
EDITED_BY: Cantus (1173463200)

Meh


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
if you were trying to confuse me with what you said about chelly Cantus you did lol yeah im good you guys?

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol He meant that we're at opposite ends of the country honey, which makes it a little difficult to spend any time together. hug Just keeping quiet and working away....

Ooh, crude comments?! They're always good for a giggle. ubbrollsmile

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
ahhh .. huh confused

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
cheeelllle! come down see me! *huggles*

or i might come home for a bit in a bit.. maybe..

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
*should learn to read his own posts to keep those of other people in Basildon*



La la la etc



rolleyes hug hug ubblove ubblove hug hug
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Meh


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol In contect? Is that anything like in context? wink

kiss hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


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